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-♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪
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♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP
AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪
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♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS,
AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪
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♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING
OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪
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♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪
-♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪
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-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ I'M SAYIN'
I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪
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-♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA, YEAH ♪
-♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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-THERE ARE VERY FEW THINGS
IN LIFE AS PURELY TERRIFYING
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AS CALLING A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL
ON THE TELEPHONE.
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-UGH!
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-ESPECIALLY A REALLY CUTE
12-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
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-WE'RE AT T-MINUS 19
AND HOLDING
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AS THE GROUND CREW PERFORMS
ONE LAST TECHNICAL CHECK
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BEFORE THE HISTORIC
APOLLO 8 LIFT-OFF.
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-SHE WAS IN MY HOMEROOM
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AND THIRD-PERIOD
SOCIAL-STUDIES CLASS.
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I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT DAY.
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MRS. RITVO LET US WATCH
THE LIFT-OFF ON TV.
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NOW, AT THE TIME, I'D JUST
GOTTEN OVER THIS WHOLE THING
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WITH WINNIE COOPER,
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SO I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW
I WAS READY FOR LOVE.
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I JUST KNEW THAT I'D LOST ALL
INTEREST IN THE SPACE PROGRAM.
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BLAST OFF, SPLASH DOWN,
BLAST OFF, SPLASH DOWN --
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WHO CARED?
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BUT THEN MY GAZE SETTLED ON --
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ON HER...
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ON LISA BERLINI.
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LISA BERLINI WAS THE KIND
OF GIRL YOU DREAMED ABOUT
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BUT WHO WOULD PROBABLY
NEVER EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME.
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-...8, 7, 6...
-BUT THEN IT HAPPENED.
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-...5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
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BLAST-OFF!
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-♪ THEN I SAW HER FACE ♪
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♪ NOW I'M A BELIEVER ♪
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♪ NOT A TRACE ♪
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-SHE LOOKED AT ME.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
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SHE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME!
-♪ THEN I SAW HER FACE ♪
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-I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
EXPLAIN IT, EXCEPT TO SAY
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THAT WHEN YOU'RE 12...
-♪ NOW I'M A BELIEVER ♪
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-...AND A GIRL LIKE THAT
LOOKS AT YOU LIKE THAT,
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EVEN FOR AN INSTANT,
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EVERYTHING ELSE GETS BLASTED
OUT OF YOUR MIND
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AND INTO THE UPPER ATMOSPHERE.
-♪ I'M IN LOVE ♪
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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
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♪ I'M A BELIEVER, I COULDN'T
LEAVE HER IF I TRIED ♪
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-I WAS IN LOVE.
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-AND IF ALL GOES WELL
ON THIS MISSION,
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FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN HUMAN HISTORY,
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MAN WILL ORBIT THE MOON.
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-SO NOW I WAS A MAN
WITH A MISSION OF MY OWN.
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I HAD TO FIND OUT
IF SHE LIKED ME.
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THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS I DIDN'T
REALLY KNOW LISA ALL THAT WELL.
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OH, LET'S FACE IT, I'D NEVER
ACTUALLY HEARD HER SPEAK.
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MAYBE THE EASIEST THING
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WOULD BE
TO JUST CALL HER ON THE PHONE.
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-UGH!
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-ON THE OTHER HAND,
MAYBE THE EASIEST THING
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WOULD BE TO JUST
BUMP INTO LISA SOMEWHERE...
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CASUALLY...
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ACCIDENTALLY.
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SO I SPENT THE NEXT THREE DAYS
TRACKING HER EVERY MOVEMENT.
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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
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AT 11:21 AND 15 SECONDS
ON TUESDAY THE 8th,
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I MADE MY MOVE.
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MY PLAN WAS FOOLPROOF.
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I COULD ALREADY
SEE IT HAPPENING.
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I'D LOOK AT HER.
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SHE'D LOOK AT ME.
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I'D SAY, "OH, PARDON ME.
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I DIDN'T EXPECT
TO BUMP INTO YOU HERE."
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SHE'D SAY,
"JUST MY LUCKY DAY, I GUESS."
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ONE THING WOULD LEAD
TO ANOTHER.
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I'D SUGGEST WE TALK ABOUT IT
OVER AN ICE-CREAM SANDWICH.
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-OH.
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HI.
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-UH...
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-HOW ARE YOU?
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-UH...UH...
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FINE. FINE.
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-WELL, BYE.
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-"FINE"?
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"FINE"?!
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-I REALIZED THEN THAT THERE
WERE SPECIAL THINGS
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THAT A MAN SAYS TO A WOMAN.
-"FINE"?! "FINE"?!
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"FINE"?!
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[ Dial tone ]
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UGH!
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-I ALSO REALIZED THAT I HAD
NO IDEA WHAT THOSE THINGS WERE.
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BUT NOW
I WAS OFFICIALLY A GONER.
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I COULDN'T SLEEP.
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I COULDN'T EAT.
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-MR. ARNOLD?
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-I COULDN'T LEARN.
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-MR. ARNOLD, I'M WAITING.
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-HUH?
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OH, WELL, UM...
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COULD...YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION,
AGAIN, PLEASE?
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-I ASKED IF YOU WERE PRESENT.
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PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE SOME MORE
TIME TO THINK ABOUT YOUR ANSWER.
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-UM, CAN WE SIT DOWN NOW?
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I'M GETTING LEG CRAMPS.
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WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
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-I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANYBODY!
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-WHY ARE YOU STARING
AT LISA BERLINI?
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-WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO DO TO ME?!
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-[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]
-ARE YOU CRAZY?!
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ALL RIGHT, IF I LET GO,
YOU PROMISE TO BE QUIET?
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YOU SWEAR?
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-[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?
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-[ GIGGLING ]
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-WHAT? DO YOU
LIKE HER OR SOMETHING?
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-[ SCOFFS ]
WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?
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WHERE DO YOU GET IDEAS
LIKE THAT?
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[ SCOFFS ]
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WELL, SORT OF.
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-WOW! REALLY?
DOES SHE LIKE YOU, TOO?
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-PAUL, I HAVE NO IDEA.
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-DO YOU KNOW WHO'D KNOW?
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-PAUL, YOU'VE GOT
TO PROMISE ME THIS ONCE --
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DON'T LET ANYBODY KNOW, EVER!
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-OKAY, OKAY.
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-WHO?
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-AND SO BEGAN
THE GREAT INTERMEDIARY FIASCO.
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-PATTY GALVIN.
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SHE LIVES
RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO HER,
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AND SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING
ABOUT HER.
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DO YOU WANT ME TO ASK?
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-TORN BETWEEN THE FORCES
OF TORTUROUS LOVE
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AND THE FEAR
OF HORRIBLE HUMILIATION,
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I AGREED, ON THE SWORN PROMISE
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THAT NOT A WORD
WOULD EVER BE MENTIONED
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DIRECTLY TO LISA BERLINI,
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TO LET PAUL ASK PATTY GALVIN
WHETHER OR NOT LISA LIKED ME.
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AFTER ALL, PATTY DID KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT LISA.
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-SHE HAD NO IDEA.
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-WELL...WHAT'S SHE DOING?
WHERE'S SHE GOING NOW?
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-SHE'S ASKING TOMMY RYGOT.
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-OH, GOD! IT'S GONNA BE
ALL OVER THE SCHOOL!
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-AND TOMMY RYGOT, OF COURSE,
HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA.
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BUT HE WAS THOUGHTFUL ENOUGH
TO INQUIRE OF...
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OF...
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-WHO'S SHE?
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-I'VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE
IN MY LIFE.
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-...OF SOMEONE WE'D NEVER SEEN
BEFORE IN OUR LIVES.
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-OH, MY GOD! NO!
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WHAT'S SHE DOING?!
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PAUL, WHAT'S SHE DOING?!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
-AFTER THE GREAT INTERMEDIARY
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FIASCO HAD...FIASCOED,
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IT WAS CLEAR I COULD NEVER
BE SEEN BY LISA BERLINI AGAIN.
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THERE WERE CERTAIN PLACES
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I FELT I WAS UNLIKELY
TO BUMP INTO HER.
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-I'M GONNA FLUSH
THIS TUNA-FISH SANDWICH
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IF YOU DON'T WANT IT.
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-PAUL, WHAT DID SHE DO
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AFTER THE GIRL ASKED HER
IF SHE LIKED ME?
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-I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS WATCHING YOU RUN OUT.
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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
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WELL, I GUESS WE GOT TO GO
TO O'BRIEN'S CLASS.
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-HUH-UNH.
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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SHE MIGHT SEE ME.
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-WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST
STAY HERE ALL DAY.
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-WHY NOT?
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-"WHY NOT?" IS RIGHT.
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I HAD RUNNING WATER,
INDOOR PLUMBING...
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TUNA.
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I COULD LAST WEEKS.
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-YOU'RE GONNA SEE HER
ON THE BUS ANYWAY.
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-NOT IF I WALK HOME.
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-YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW?
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-MOM, I HAVE A SORE THROAT.
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-YOU DO?
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COME HERE
AND LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
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SAY "AH."
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-AHHHHHH!
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-WELL, IT IS A LITTLE RED.
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-OF COURSE, THE HUMAN THROAT
IS ALWAYS RED,
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BUT FORTUNATELY,
MY MOTHER NEVER LOOKED AT IT
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WHEN I WASN'T COMPLAINING.
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-YOU BETTER GO BACK TO BED.
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-DO I HAVE TO?
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-NO ARGUMENTS.
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I'LL BRING YOU SOME COCOA
AND THE TV.
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GO ON.
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-UH, BACHELOR NUMBER 3, WHAT DO
YOU THINK OF MINISKIRTS?
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-AFTER ABOUT TWO HOURS OF
STEADY BED REST AND TELEVISION,
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THE WORLD ALWAYS LOOKS
A LITTLE BETTER.
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[ TELEVISION PLAYING
INDISTINCTLY ]
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AFTER ABOUT 10 HOURS,
IT ALWAYS LOOKS A LOT WORSE.
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I STARTED TO FEEL DISGUSTED
WITH MYSELF.
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I MEAN, WHAT WAS I GONNA DO,
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SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE
WATCHING "LET'S MAKE A DEAL"
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BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID
OF A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL?
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-...FOR $12.99 --
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-AS THE ASTRONAUTS ROUND
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THE FAR SIDE
OF THE MOON TONIGHT,
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FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE
DAYS OF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS,
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MANKIND WILL TRULY SEE
A NEW HORIZON.
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-BUT THE THING
THAT AMAZES ME MOST, FRANK,
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IS THE PERSONAL COURAGE
OF THOSE THREE MEN.
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THEY ARE TRULY RISING
TO THE CHALLENGE
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SET FORTH BY PRESIDENT KENNEDY
IN 1960.
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-THOUGH WHILE WE
CANNOT GUARANTEE
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THAT WE SHALL ONE DAY BE FIRST,
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WE CAN GUARANTEE THAT ANY
FAILURE TO MAKE THIS EFFORT
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WILL MAKE US LAST.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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-SUDDENLY,
I REALIZED WHAT I HAD TO DO.
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I COULDN'T RUN AWAY
FROM LISA BERLINI.
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I HAD TO TAKE THAT BRAVE LEAP
INTO THE UNKNOWN.
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[ ROTARY PHONE DIALING ]
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I HAD TO PICK UP THE PHONE
AND CALL HER.
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[ Ringing ]
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RIGHT AFTER DINNER.
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-AND IF THE MOON ORBIT
IS SUCCESSFUL,
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NASA OFFICIALS HOPE TO MEET
PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S CHALLENGE
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TO LAND A MAN ON THE MOON
SOMETIME IN THIS DECADE.
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-WELL, I HAD A CHALLENGE
OF MY OWN.
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I WOULD CALL LISA BERLINI
BY 8:00 TONIGHT...
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OR DIE TRYING.
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-HONEY, YOU'RE LOOKING
A LITTLE PALE.
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HOW'S YOUR THROAT FEEL?
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-[ Raspy voice ]
MM. PRETTY BAD.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
230
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:12,763
PRETTY PAINFUL.
231
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,266
-YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD TRY
LOOKING AT THAT THROAT
232
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:19,937
WHEN IT'S NORMAL,
JUST FOR A COMPARISON.
233
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,538
-MOM?
234
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,840
-HMM?
235
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:26,910
-DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME
DAD CALLED YOU UP ON THE PHONE?
236
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,414
-UM...
237
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,982
[ TELEVISION CONTINUES PLAYING
INDISTINCTLY ]
238
00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:33,851
I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER.
239
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,120
-OH.
240
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,988
-I THINK IT WAS MACY'S.
241
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:40,757
-OH, THAT'S RIGHT -- MACY'S.
242
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,694
I WAS WORKING
AT A TIE COUNTER AT MACY'S,
243
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:47,564
AND YOUR FATHER CALLED
TO SEE IF HE COULD RETURN A TIE.
244
00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:50,067
-SO, YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIM?
245
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,302
-WELL, YEAH, I KNEW HIM.
246
00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:55,005
WELL, I WAS THE ONE
WHO SOLD HIM THE TIE.
247
00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:57,874
I REMEMBER HOLDING IT UP TO HIM
248
00:12:57,876 --> 00:13:00,644
TO SEE IF IT MATCHED HIS SHIRT.
249
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:08,686
-SO, WERE YOU HOPING
HE'D CALL YOU?
250
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,220
-HOPING?
251
00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:11,455
NO.
252
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,790
I JUST SOLD HIM THE TIE,
253
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,860
AND I FIGURED
THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH IT.
254
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,063
-OH.
255
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,638
[ HEART BEATING ]
256
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,742
-WELL, THIS WAS IT,
T-MINUS 19 AND COUNTING.
257
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:36,713
I COULD JUST PICK UP THAT PHONE
AND CALL HER ANY TIME NOW.
258
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,255
-NORMA!
259
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,522
WHERE'S OUR DAMN CHECKBOOK?
260
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:46,924
-IT'S IN THE DRAWER!
261
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,892
-NO, IT'S NOT.
I LOOKED.
262
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,230
-DAD?
-HMM?
263
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:56,399
OH. THANKS.
264
00:13:56,401 --> 00:13:59,569
NEVER MIND.
265
00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:01,172
-UM, DAD?
266
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,639
-HMM?
267
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:05,342
-I WAS JUST GONNA USE THE PHONE.
268
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,144
-SO USE IT.
269
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:10,648
-WELL, I WAS KIND OF HOPING
FOR A LITTLE PRIVACY.
270
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,016
-WHAT DO YOU NEED PRIVACY FOR?
271
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:16,720
-DAD?
272
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,221
-HMM?
273
00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:20,891
-I'M CALLING ABOUT
RETURNING A TIE.
274
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,559
-AS HE LOOKED AT ME,
275
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:26,697
I KNEW WE BOTH SENSED
THE CYCLE OF FAMILY HISTORY
276
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,033
POIGNANTLY REPEATING ITSELF.
277
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,934
-SINCE WHEN DO YOU WEAR TIES?
278
00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:39,977
DON'T TOUCH MY PENS.
279
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,979
[ FOOTSTEPS DEPART ]
280
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,517
[ HEART BEATING ]
281
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,820
-WELL, THIS WAS REALLY IT.
282
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,388
HI. THIS IS KEVIN.
283
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,224
[ HEART BEATING ]
284
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,160
[ Deep voice ]
HI. THIS IS KEVIN.
285
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:59,263
[ Normal voice ]
HI. THIS IS KEVIN.
286
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,831
JUST DO IT!
287
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,066
DO IT NOW.
288
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,634
[ Dial tone ]
289
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,413
[ Ringing ]
290
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,150
[ HEART RATE INCREASES ]
291
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,517
HI.
292
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,820
THIS IS KEVIN.
293
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,089
HOW ARE YOU?
294
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,791
-UH, FINE. WHAT'S UP?
[ HEARTBEAT STOPS ]
295
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:28,859
-Um, nothing.
296
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:32,229
I JUST WANTED TO SEE
HOW YOUR DAY WAS.
297
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,898
-OH. IT WAS FINE.
298
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,600
-SO...
299
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,502
WHAT HAPPENED IN MATH?
300
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,238
-UH...NOTHING.
301
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,475
-DID YOU DO ANYTHING GOOD
IN GYM?
302
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:48,179
-MM, NO, NOT REALLY.
303
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,080
-NOTHING?
304
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:52,416
-NO, NOT REALLY.
305
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,285
-FOR GOD'S SAKE, PAUL!
YOUR LIFE IS SO BORING!
306
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,987
IT'S REALLY DEPRESSING!
307
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,859
[ Dial tone ]
-HELLO? HELLO?
308
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:05,762
[ HEARTBEAT RESUMES ]
309
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,498
-WELL, SOMETHING
DEEP INSIDE ME TOLD ME
310
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,400
THIS WAS REALLY, REALLY IT.
311
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:14,037
IT WASN'T THE WAY EVERY MUSCLE
IN MY BODY TIGHTENED,
312
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,305
ALTHOUGH IT DID.
313
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,840
AND IT WASN'T THE WAY
314
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,676
EVERY NERVE ENDING IN MY BODY
TINGLED,
315
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,278
ALTHOUGH IT DID.
316
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:26,449
NO, IT WAS THE WAY EVERY PIECE
OF FOOD I HAD EATEN FOR DINNER
317
00:16:26,451 --> 00:16:29,820
SUDDENLY WENT INTO A SPIN-CYCLE
IN MY STOMACH.
318
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,896
[ HEART RATE INCREASES ]
319
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:43,100
[ RINGS ]
-AAH!
320
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:46,470
H-HELLO?
321
00:16:47,739 --> 00:16:50,207
YEAH, JEFF, JUST A MINUTE.
322
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,242
WAYNE!
323
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,378
WAYNE!
324
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,447
IT'S JEFF, BUT COULD YOU
KIND OF KEEP IT SHORT?
325
00:16:57,449 --> 00:17:00,184
'CAUSE I GOT TO, YOU KNOW,
USE THE PHONE.
326
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,386
-I'LL BE OFF
WHEN I'M OFF, SCROTE.
327
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:05,355
THIS HAPPENS TO BE
A VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL.
328
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,524
YO, BUTTFACE.
329
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,492
YEAH, HOW YOU DOING?
330
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:10,160
SEE THE WAY I NAILED JIMMY
ON THE BUS TODAY?
331
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:11,695
-WAYNE'S IDEA
OF AN IMPORTANT CALL
332
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,630
WAS OBVIOUSLY A LITTLE
DIFFERENT FROM MINE --
333
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,967
OR ANY HUMAN BEING'S,
FOR THAT MATTER.
334
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,436
-WAYNE, CAN THIS WAIT?
335
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,670
-NO, IN A MINUTE.
336
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:20,871
OH, YEAH.
337
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,673
OH, GOD, HE'S A REAL WEEDER.
338
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,142
I THINK WE SHOULD ALL
TIE HIM UP AND, UH...
339
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:28,312
YEAH, ALL RIGHT,
TALK TO YOU TOMORROW.
340
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,115
ALL YOURS, SCROTE.
341
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,857
-OH. NO, NO. PLEASE, NO.
342
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,927
WHY DIDN'T I CALL BEFORE?
WHY?
343
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,996
MAYBE HE WAS JUST GONNA ASK
IF I WANTED THE DOOR SHUT.
344
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,364
-WHO YOU CALLING, SCROTE?
345
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,833
-NO ONE.
346
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,802
-BEEN WAITING KIND OF A LONG
TIME TO BE CALLING NO ONE, PAL.
347
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,137
-LEAVE ME ALONE, WAYNE.
348
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:55,739
-COULD IT BE...
349
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,807
A GIRL?
350
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,141
-LEAVE ME ALONE!
351
00:17:58,143 --> 00:17:59,944
-LET'S SEE.
WHO COULD IT BE?
352
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,411
-NO ONE!
NOW GET OUT!
353
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,714
-COULD IT BE DEBBIE ACKERMAN?
-GET OUT!
354
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,315
-KATIE OSBORNE?
-QUIT IT!
355
00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:09,086
-WELL, THE NUMBER'S GOT
TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE.
356
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,789
-GIVE -- GIVE ME IT!
-JUST...GIVE IT UP! JUST --
357
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,891
UNH-UNH-UNH.
358
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,993
THANK YOU.
359
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,496
OH, LISA.
360
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,397
DO WE KNOW ANY LISAS?
361
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,832
-THAT'S NOT EVEN IT.
362
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:22,967
-OH.
363
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:25,603
SO, YOU WON'T MIND IF I
CALL HER, THEN,
364
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,937
WILL YOU, PAL, HUH?
365
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,271
-NOT AT ALL.
366
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,339
-ALL RIGHT.
367
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,184
-NO!!
368
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,486
GIVE ME IT, PLEASE, WAYNE!
OH, GOD, NO!
369
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:44,054
[ Ringing ]
PLEASE! PLEASE!
370
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,722
OH, PLEASE!
GIVE --
371
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,958
-IT'S RINGING.
-OH, GOD, NO!
372
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,126
PLEASE! OH!
373
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,161
-HEY, WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON IN THERE?
374
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,896
-AAH! NOTHING.
375
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:58,235
-WAYNE, GET OUT OF HERE
AND LEAVE HIM ALONE.
376
00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,603
NOW!
377
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,042
-Butthead.
378
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,515
-[ SIGHS ]
379
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:14,918
-WELL, I STILL HAD ONE MINUTE
BEFORE 8:00.
380
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:19,422
IF I HAD A SHRED OF MANHOOD
IN ME, I WOULD CALL HER NOW.
381
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,225
[ HEART BEATING ]
382
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:28,298
T-MINUS 7, 6, 5, 4, 3...
383
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:32,035
2, 1.
384
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:34,137
[ Ringing ]
385
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,806
[ HEART RATE INCREASES ]
386
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,774
-HELLO?
[ HEARTBEAT STOPS ]
387
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,609
THIS IS LISA.
388
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,478
KEVIN WHO?
389
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,012
KEVIN ARNOLD?
390
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:46,950
WHO'S KEVIN ARNOLD?
391
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,155
OH, HI, KEVIN.
392
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,290
HEY, YOU GUYS.
YOU'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS.
393
00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:57,494
I'M FINE, KEVIN.
HOW ARE YOU?
394
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:58,829
UH-HUH.
395
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,396
UH-HUH.
396
00:20:00,398 --> 00:20:01,999
YOU DON'T SAY.
397
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,701
[ GIGGLES ]
398
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,838
[ LAUGHTER ]
399
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:13,376
[ Ringing ]
400
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,746
-WE'RE HERE LIVE
AT THE LISA BERLINI HOUSE
401
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:18,115
WHERE LISA IS TALKING
TO KEVIN ARNOLD
402
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,349
ON THE TELEPHONE.
403
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,584
JIM, MAYBE YOU HAVE AN ANSWER
404
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,052
TO THE QUESTION
WE'VE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT.
405
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,353
WHY WOULD KEVIN CALL LISA
406
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,789
WHEN IT'S SO OBVIOUS
SHE THINKS HE'S A TOTAL JERK?
407
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,457
-I REALLY DON'T KNOW, FRANK,
408
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:30,260
BUT IF WE PUT OUR MICROPHONE
UP CLOSE TO THE PHONE,
409
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,763
WE CAN ACTUALLY LISTEN IN
ON THE CALL,
410
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:36,299
ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW IF OUR
AUDIENCE WILL BE ABLE TO HEAR
411
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,268
ABOVE ALL THIS LAUGHING.
412
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,636
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
413
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,772
[ Ringing ]
414
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,549
-8:00 HAD COME AND GONE.
415
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,251
I GUESS...
416
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,186
I JUST COULDN'T DO IT.
417
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,090
-KEVIN!
418
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,325
KEVIN, HONEY,
YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING THIS!
419
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,335
-...SEE FROM 180,000 MILES
OUT IN SPACE.
420
00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:14,170
-MIKE, WHAT I
KEEP IMAGINING IS,
421
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:16,840
IF I'M SOME LONELY TRAVELER
FROM ANOTHER PLANET,
422
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,309
WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT THE EARTH
FROM THIS ALTITUDE?
423
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,878
-FOR THE FIRST TIME
EVER SEEN BY HUMAN EYES,
424
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:25,115
THE PLANET EARTH
RISING OVER THE MOON.
425
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,184
-WELL, I'M JUST
KIND OF CURIOUS...
426
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,819
-SORT OF PUTS THINGS
427
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,687
IN PERSPECTIVE,
DOESN'T IT, FRANK?
428
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:34,624
TO THINK THAT THERE
ON THAT LOVELY, GLOWING ORB,
429
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:37,928
WARS ARE BEING FOUGHT,
STORMS RAGING,
430
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:41,465
PEOPLE ARE BEING BORN,
PEOPLE DYING,
431
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:46,203
ALL OUR HUMAN CONFLICT,
OUR PASSION, OUR PAIN,
432
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:50,807
BEING CARRIED ON BENEATH
THAT VEIL OF CLOUDED BLUE.
433
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:54,911
-...AND DOWN TO CHILE.
434
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:57,480
-AND SUDDENLY
I GOT THIS FUNNY FEELING.
435
00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,717
MAYBE I WAS BLOWING THIS WHOLE
THING OUT OF PROPORTION.
436
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:03,854
I MEAN, LISA WASN'T
GONNA LAUGH AT ME.
437
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:07,123
AND ANYWAY, WHAT IF SHE DID?
438
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,092
DID IT REALLY MATTER?
439
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:12,996
-AND NOW THIS.
440
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,399
-♪ OH, FAB,
THEY PUT REAL BORAX IN YOU ♪
441
00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:18,035
♪ OH, FAB... ♪
442
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,170
-AND THAT'S WHEN
I KNEW WHAT I HAD TO DO.
443
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:30,246
I JUST HAD TO PICK UP THE PHONE
AND CALL HER.
444
00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:45,462
-LISA?
445
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:49,733
HI.
THIS IS KEVIN, FROM HOMEROOM.
446
00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:51,568
YEAH.
447
00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:55,105
RIGHT, THE LITTLE GUY.
448
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,607
OH.
449
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:59,877
UH, I HAD A SORE THROAT.
450
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,746
NAH, IT'S NOT TOO BAD.
451
00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:05,716
I'LL PROBABLY COME BACK
TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
452
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,386
MRS. RITVO?
453
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,354
YEAH, SHE'S SO WEIRD.
454
00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:18,028
[ CHUCKLES ]
-♪ AHH-AHH-AHH-AHH ♪