1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:05,937 -♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪ 2 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:11,143 ♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪ 3 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:17,082 ♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS, AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪ 4 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:20,785 ♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪ 5 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:24,990 ♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪ -♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 6 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:26,657 -♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪ 7 00:00:26,659 --> 00:00:29,561 -♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 8 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:31,830 -♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ 9 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:35,066 -♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 10 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:40,438 -♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA, YEAH ♪ -♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 11 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:50,481 -THERE ARE VERY FEW THINGS IN LIFE AS PURELY TERRIFYING 12 00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:54,052 AS CALLING A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL ON THE TELEPHONE. 13 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,386 -UGH! 14 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:58,990 -ESPECIALLY A REALLY CUTE 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL. 15 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,728 -WE'RE AT T-MINUS 19 AND HOLDING 16 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:07,199 AS THE GROUND CREW PERFORMS ONE LAST TECHNICAL CHECK 17 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,901 BEFORE THE HISTORIC APOLLO 8 LIFT-OFF. 18 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,905 -SHE WAS IN MY HOMEROOM 19 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,174 AND THIRD-PERIOD SOCIAL-STUDIES CLASS. 20 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:18,143 I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT DAY. 21 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:21,413 MRS. RITVO LET US WATCH THE LIFT-OFF ON TV. 22 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:26,784 NOW, AT THE TIME, I'D JUST GOTTEN OVER THIS WHOLE THING 23 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:28,086 WITH WINNIE COOPER, 24 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,788 SO I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW I WAS READY FOR LOVE. 25 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:35,427 I JUST KNEW THAT I'D LOST ALL INTEREST IN THE SPACE PROGRAM. 26 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,196 BLAST OFF, SPLASH DOWN, BLAST OFF, SPLASH DOWN -- 27 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:39,664 WHO CARED? 28 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:47,405 BUT THEN MY GAZE SETTLED ON -- 29 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:49,941 ON HER... 30 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,942 ON LISA BERLINI. 31 00:01:51,944 --> 00:01:54,545 LISA BERLINI WAS THE KIND OF GIRL YOU DREAMED ABOUT 32 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:58,315 BUT WHO WOULD PROBABLY NEVER EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. 33 00:01:58,317 --> 00:02:01,118 -...8, 7, 6... -BUT THEN IT HAPPENED. 34 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:05,390 -...5, 4, 3, 2, 1! 35 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:06,525 BLAST-OFF! 36 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:10,094 -♪ THEN I SAW HER FACE ♪ 37 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:13,331 ♪ NOW I'M A BELIEVER ♪ 38 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:14,899 ♪ NOT A TRACE ♪ 39 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:16,300 -SHE LOOKED AT ME. DID YOU SEE THAT? 40 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,736 SHE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME! -♪ THEN I SAW HER FACE ♪ 41 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:21,039 -I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT, EXCEPT TO SAY 42 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,740 THAT WHEN YOU'RE 12... -♪ NOW I'M A BELIEVER ♪ 43 00:02:22,742 --> 00:02:24,675 -...AND A GIRL LIKE THAT LOOKS AT YOU LIKE THAT, 44 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:26,545 EVEN FOR AN INSTANT, 45 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:29,113 EVERYTHING ELSE GETS BLASTED OUT OF YOUR MIND 46 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:30,782 AND INTO THE UPPER ATMOSPHERE. -♪ I'M IN LOVE ♪ 47 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,650 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 48 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:37,355 ♪ I'M A BELIEVER, I COULDN'T LEAVE HER IF I TRIED ♪ 49 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:43,127 -I WAS IN LOVE. 50 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:45,363 -AND IF ALL GOES WELL ON THIS MISSION, 51 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:47,665 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HUMAN HISTORY, 52 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,035 MAN WILL ORBIT THE MOON. 53 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:54,139 -SO NOW I WAS A MAN WITH A MISSION OF MY OWN. 54 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:56,474 I HAD TO FIND OUT IF SHE LIKED ME. 55 00:02:56,476 --> 00:03:00,111 THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW LISA ALL THAT WELL. 56 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:03,148 OH, LET'S FACE IT, I'D NEVER ACTUALLY HEARD HER SPEAK. 57 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,916 MAYBE THE EASIEST THING 58 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,352 WOULD BE TO JUST CALL HER ON THE PHONE. 59 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:10,522 -UGH! 60 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,425 -ON THE OTHER HAND, MAYBE THE EASIEST THING 61 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:17,395 WOULD BE TO JUST BUMP INTO LISA SOMEWHERE... 62 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:18,863 CASUALLY... 63 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,466 ACCIDENTALLY. 64 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:26,437 SO I SPENT THE NEXT THREE DAYS TRACKING HER EVERY MOVEMENT. 65 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,675 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 66 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:34,879 AT 11:21 AND 15 SECONDS ON TUESDAY THE 8th, 67 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,481 I MADE MY MOVE. 68 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:38,583 MY PLAN WAS FOOLPROOF. 69 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:41,051 I COULD ALREADY SEE IT HAPPENING. 70 00:03:41,053 --> 00:03:42,253 I'D LOOK AT HER. 71 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:43,554 SHE'D LOOK AT ME. 72 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,222 I'D SAY, "OH, PARDON ME. 73 00:03:45,224 --> 00:03:48,226 I DIDN'T EXPECT TO BUMP INTO YOU HERE." 74 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,562 SHE'D SAY, "JUST MY LUCKY DAY, I GUESS." 75 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:54,231 ONE THING WOULD LEAD TO ANOTHER. 76 00:03:54,233 --> 00:04:00,437 I'D SUGGEST WE TALK ABOUT IT OVER AN ICE-CREAM SANDWICH. 77 00:04:07,146 --> 00:04:08,479 -OH. 78 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:11,215 HI. 79 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:12,684 -UH... 80 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:16,754 -HOW ARE YOU? 81 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,057 -UH...UH... 82 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,395 FINE. FINE. 83 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:30,301 -WELL, BYE. 84 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:39,010 -"FINE"? 85 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,612 "FINE"?! 86 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,981 -I REALIZED THEN THAT THERE WERE SPECIAL THINGS 87 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:46,151 THAT A MAN SAYS TO A WOMAN. -"FINE"?! "FINE"?! 88 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:47,251 "FINE"?! 89 00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:48,686 [ Dial tone ] 90 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:53,024 UGH! 91 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:58,429 -I ALSO REALIZED THAT I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THOSE THINGS WERE. 92 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:01,733 BUT NOW I WAS OFFICIALLY A GONER. 93 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,267 I COULDN'T SLEEP. 94 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:07,706 I COULDN'T EAT. 95 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:13,778 -MR. ARNOLD? 96 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,479 -I COULDN'T LEARN. 97 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:18,716 -MR. ARNOLD, I'M WAITING. 98 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:21,485 -HUH? 99 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,421 OH, WELL, UM... 100 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:28,693 COULD...YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION, AGAIN, PLEASE? 101 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:33,565 -I ASKED IF YOU WERE PRESENT. 102 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:37,535 PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE SOME MORE TIME TO THINK ABOUT YOUR ANSWER. 103 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,719 -UM, CAN WE SIT DOWN NOW? 104 00:05:55,721 --> 00:05:58,589 I'M GETTING LEG CRAMPS. 105 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:02,359 WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 106 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:04,228 -I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANYBODY! 107 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:22,713 -WHY ARE YOU STARING AT LISA BERLINI? 108 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,615 -WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME?! 109 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:25,816 -[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ] -ARE YOU CRAZY?! 110 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:27,918 ALL RIGHT, IF I LET GO, YOU PROMISE TO BE QUIET? 111 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,920 YOU SWEAR? 112 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:32,290 -[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 113 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,191 DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG? 114 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:39,130 -[ GIGGLING ] 115 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:42,100 -WHAT? DO YOU LIKE HER OR SOMETHING? 116 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:45,336 -[ SCOFFS ] WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY? 117 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,538 WHERE DO YOU GET IDEAS LIKE THAT? 118 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:48,906 [ SCOFFS ] 119 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:55,546 WELL, SORT OF. 120 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:58,049 -WOW! REALLY? DOES SHE LIKE YOU, TOO? 121 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:00,217 -PAUL, I HAVE NO IDEA. 122 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,220 -DO YOU KNOW WHO'D KNOW? 123 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:05,823 -PAUL, YOU'VE GOT TO PROMISE ME THIS ONCE -- 124 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:07,725 DON'T LET ANYBODY KNOW, EVER! 125 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:09,494 -OKAY, OKAY. 126 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:14,932 -WHO? 127 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:18,936 -AND SO BEGAN THE GREAT INTERMEDIARY FIASCO. 128 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,638 -PATTY GALVIN. 129 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,406 SHE LIVES RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO HER, 130 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:24,274 AND SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT HER. 131 00:07:24,276 --> 00:07:26,744 DO YOU WANT ME TO ASK? 132 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:29,847 -TORN BETWEEN THE FORCES OF TORTUROUS LOVE 133 00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:32,684 AND THE FEAR OF HORRIBLE HUMILIATION, 134 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,819 I AGREED, ON THE SWORN PROMISE 135 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,654 THAT NOT A WORD WOULD EVER BE MENTIONED 136 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:38,723 DIRECTLY TO LISA BERLINI, 137 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:43,527 TO LET PAUL ASK PATTY GALVIN WHETHER OR NOT LISA LIKED ME. 138 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:48,099 AFTER ALL, PATTY DID KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT LISA. 139 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,471 -SHE HAD NO IDEA. 140 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,541 -WELL...WHAT'S SHE DOING? WHERE'S SHE GOING NOW? 141 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:59,010 -SHE'S ASKING TOMMY RYGOT. 142 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:01,445 -OH, GOD! IT'S GONNA BE ALL OVER THE SCHOOL! 143 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:06,951 -AND TOMMY RYGOT, OF COURSE, HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA. 144 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:11,656 BUT HE WAS THOUGHTFUL ENOUGH TO INQUIRE OF... 145 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,391 OF... 146 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:14,392 -WHO'S SHE? 147 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:16,761 -I'VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 148 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:21,198 -...OF SOMEONE WE'D NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN OUR LIVES. 149 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,934 -OH, MY GOD! NO! 150 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,503 WHAT'S SHE DOING?! 151 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,104 PAUL, WHAT'S SHE DOING?! 152 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:41,252 [ LAUGHTER ] 153 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,221 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] -AFTER THE GREAT INTERMEDIARY 154 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:45,690 FIASCO HAD...FIASCOED, 155 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,625 IT WAS CLEAR I COULD NEVER BE SEEN BY LISA BERLINI AGAIN. 156 00:08:48,627 --> 00:08:50,027 THERE WERE CERTAIN PLACES 157 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,230 I FELT I WAS UNLIKELY TO BUMP INTO HER. 158 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,332 -I'M GONNA FLUSH THIS TUNA-FISH SANDWICH 159 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,466 IF YOU DON'T WANT IT. 160 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:56,934 -PAUL, WHAT DID SHE DO 161 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:59,970 AFTER THE GIRL ASKED HER IF SHE LIKED ME? 162 00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:02,706 -I DON'T KNOW. I WAS WATCHING YOU RUN OUT. 163 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,142 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 164 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:08,078 WELL, I GUESS WE GOT TO GO TO O'BRIEN'S CLASS. 165 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,381 -HUH-UNH. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 166 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,883 SHE MIGHT SEE ME. 167 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,751 -WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST STAY HERE ALL DAY. 168 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:15,386 -WHY NOT? 169 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,820 -"WHY NOT?" IS RIGHT. 170 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:20,391 I HAD RUNNING WATER, INDOOR PLUMBING... 171 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,392 TUNA. 172 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,260 I COULD LAST WEEKS. 173 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:24,695 -YOU'RE GONNA SEE HER ON THE BUS ANYWAY. 174 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:26,497 -NOT IF I WALK HOME. 175 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,699 -YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW? 176 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:31,135 -MOM, I HAVE A SORE THROAT. 177 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:32,537 -YOU DO? 178 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:36,541 COME HERE AND LET ME TAKE A LOOK. 179 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:38,376 SAY "AH." 180 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:41,845 -AHHHHHH! 181 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:44,382 -WELL, IT IS A LITTLE RED. 182 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,417 -OF COURSE, THE HUMAN THROAT IS ALWAYS RED, 183 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,153 BUT FORTUNATELY, MY MOTHER NEVER LOOKED AT IT 184 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,688 WHEN I WASN'T COMPLAINING. 185 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,456 -YOU BETTER GO BACK TO BED. 186 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:54,859 -DO I HAVE TO? 187 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:56,326 -NO ARGUMENTS. 188 00:09:56,328 --> 00:10:00,197 I'LL BRING YOU SOME COCOA AND THE TV. 189 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:02,033 GO ON. 190 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:11,508 -UH, BACHELOR NUMBER 3, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MINISKIRTS? 191 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:15,346 -AFTER ABOUT TWO HOURS OF STEADY BED REST AND TELEVISION, 192 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,615 THE WORLD ALWAYS LOOKS A LITTLE BETTER. 193 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,484 [ TELEVISION PLAYING INDISTINCTLY ] 194 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:24,422 AFTER ABOUT 10 HOURS, IT ALWAYS LOOKS A LOT WORSE. 195 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:27,658 I STARTED TO FEEL DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF. 196 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,893 I MEAN, WHAT WAS I GONNA DO, 197 00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:33,097 SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WATCHING "LET'S MAKE A DEAL" 198 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:36,134 BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID OF A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL? 199 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,436 -...FOR $12.99 -- 200 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,104 -AS THE ASTRONAUTS ROUND 201 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,906 THE FAR SIDE OF THE MOON TONIGHT, 202 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,909 FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE DAYS OF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, 203 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:47,244 MANKIND WILL TRULY SEE A NEW HORIZON. 204 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,947 -BUT THE THING THAT AMAZES ME MOST, FRANK, 205 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:53,151 IS THE PERSONAL COURAGE OF THOSE THREE MEN. 206 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,886 THEY ARE TRULY RISING TO THE CHALLENGE 207 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:58,656 SET FORTH BY PRESIDENT KENNEDY IN 1960. 208 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:02,426 -THOUGH WHILE WE CANNOT GUARANTEE 209 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:04,928 THAT WE SHALL ONE DAY BE FIRST, 210 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:09,333 WE CAN GUARANTEE THAT ANY FAILURE TO MAKE THIS EFFORT 211 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,001 WILL MAKE US LAST. 212 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,436 [ APPLAUSE ] 213 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:14,839 -SUDDENLY, I REALIZED WHAT I HAD TO DO. 214 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,609 I COULDN'T RUN AWAY FROM LISA BERLINI. 215 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,212 I HAD TO TAKE THAT BRAVE LEAP INTO THE UNKNOWN. 216 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,547 [ ROTARY PHONE DIALING ] 217 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:27,284 I HAD TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL HER. 218 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,156 [ Ringing ] 219 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:33,924 RIGHT AFTER DINNER. 220 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,901 -AND IF THE MOON ORBIT IS SUCCESSFUL, 221 00:11:44,903 --> 00:11:48,206 NASA OFFICIALS HOPE TO MEET PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S CHALLENGE 222 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,108 TO LAND A MAN ON THE MOON SOMETIME IN THIS DECADE. 223 00:11:53,078 --> 00:11:55,913 -WELL, I HAD A CHALLENGE OF MY OWN. 224 00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:58,949 I WOULD CALL LISA BERLINI BY 8:00 TONIGHT... 225 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:02,853 OR DIE TRYING. 226 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,722 -HONEY, YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE PALE. 227 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,792 HOW'S YOUR THROAT FEEL? 228 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:10,094 -[ Raspy voice ] MM. PRETTY BAD. 229 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:11,428 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 230 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:12,763 PRETTY PAINFUL. 231 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,266 -YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD TRY LOOKING AT THAT THROAT 232 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:19,937 WHEN IT'S NORMAL, JUST FOR A COMPARISON. 233 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,538 -MOM? 234 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,840 -HMM? 235 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:26,910 -DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME DAD CALLED YOU UP ON THE PHONE? 236 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,414 -UM... 237 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,982 [ TELEVISION CONTINUES PLAYING INDISTINCTLY ] 238 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:33,851 I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER. 239 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,120 -OH. 240 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,988 -I THINK IT WAS MACY'S. 241 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:40,757 -OH, THAT'S RIGHT -- MACY'S. 242 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,694 I WAS WORKING AT A TIE COUNTER AT MACY'S, 243 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:47,564 AND YOUR FATHER CALLED TO SEE IF HE COULD RETURN A TIE. 244 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:50,067 -SO, YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIM? 245 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,302 -WELL, YEAH, I KNEW HIM. 246 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:55,005 WELL, I WAS THE ONE WHO SOLD HIM THE TIE. 247 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:57,874 I REMEMBER HOLDING IT UP TO HIM 248 00:12:57,876 --> 00:13:00,644 TO SEE IF IT MATCHED HIS SHIRT. 249 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:08,686 -SO, WERE YOU HOPING HE'D CALL YOU? 250 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,220 -HOPING? 251 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:11,455 NO. 252 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,790 I JUST SOLD HIM THE TIE, 253 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,860 AND I FIGURED THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH IT. 254 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,063 -OH. 255 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,638 [ HEART BEATING ] 256 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,742 -WELL, THIS WAS IT, T-MINUS 19 AND COUNTING. 257 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:36,713 I COULD JUST PICK UP THAT PHONE AND CALL HER ANY TIME NOW. 258 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,255 -NORMA! 259 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,522 WHERE'S OUR DAMN CHECKBOOK? 260 00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:46,924 -IT'S IN THE DRAWER! 261 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,892 -NO, IT'S NOT. I LOOKED. 262 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,230 -DAD? -HMM? 263 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:56,399 OH. THANKS. 264 00:13:56,401 --> 00:13:59,569 NEVER MIND. 265 00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:01,172 -UM, DAD? 266 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,639 -HMM? 267 00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:05,342 -I WAS JUST GONNA USE THE PHONE. 268 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,144 -SO USE IT. 269 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:10,648 -WELL, I WAS KIND OF HOPING FOR A LITTLE PRIVACY. 270 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,016 -WHAT DO YOU NEED PRIVACY FOR? 271 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:16,720 -DAD? 272 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,221 -HMM? 273 00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:20,891 -I'M CALLING ABOUT RETURNING A TIE. 274 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,559 -AS HE LOOKED AT ME, 275 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:26,697 I KNEW WE BOTH SENSED THE CYCLE OF FAMILY HISTORY 276 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,033 POIGNANTLY REPEATING ITSELF. 277 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,934 -SINCE WHEN DO YOU WEAR TIES? 278 00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:39,977 DON'T TOUCH MY PENS. 279 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,979 [ FOOTSTEPS DEPART ] 280 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,517 [ HEART BEATING ] 281 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,820 -WELL, THIS WAS REALLY IT. 282 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,388 HI. THIS IS KEVIN. 283 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,224 [ HEART BEATING ] 284 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,160 [ Deep voice ] HI. THIS IS KEVIN. 285 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:59,263 [ Normal voice ] HI. THIS IS KEVIN. 286 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,831 JUST DO IT! 287 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,066 DO IT NOW. 288 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,634 [ Dial tone ] 289 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,413 [ Ringing ] 290 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,150 [ HEART RATE INCREASES ] 291 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,517 HI. 292 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,820 THIS IS KEVIN. 293 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,089 HOW ARE YOU? 294 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,791 -UH, FINE. WHAT'S UP? [ HEARTBEAT STOPS ] 295 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:28,859 -Um, nothing. 296 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:32,229 I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOUR DAY WAS. 297 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,898 -OH. IT WAS FINE. 298 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,600 -SO... 299 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,502 WHAT HAPPENED IN MATH? 300 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,238 -UH...NOTHING. 301 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,475 -DID YOU DO ANYTHING GOOD IN GYM? 302 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:48,179 -MM, NO, NOT REALLY. 303 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,080 -NOTHING? 304 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:52,416 -NO, NOT REALLY. 305 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,285 -FOR GOD'S SAKE, PAUL! YOUR LIFE IS SO BORING! 306 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,987 IT'S REALLY DEPRESSING! 307 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,859 [ Dial tone ] -HELLO? HELLO? 308 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:05,762 [ HEARTBEAT RESUMES ] 309 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,498 -WELL, SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE ME TOLD ME 310 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,400 THIS WAS REALLY, REALLY IT. 311 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:14,037 IT WASN'T THE WAY EVERY MUSCLE IN MY BODY TIGHTENED, 312 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,305 ALTHOUGH IT DID. 313 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,840 AND IT WASN'T THE WAY 314 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,676 EVERY NERVE ENDING IN MY BODY TINGLED, 315 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,278 ALTHOUGH IT DID. 316 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:26,449 NO, IT WAS THE WAY EVERY PIECE OF FOOD I HAD EATEN FOR DINNER 317 00:16:26,451 --> 00:16:29,820 SUDDENLY WENT INTO A SPIN-CYCLE IN MY STOMACH. 318 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,896 [ HEART RATE INCREASES ] 319 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:43,100 [ RINGS ] -AAH! 320 00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:46,470 H-HELLO? 321 00:16:47,739 --> 00:16:50,207 YEAH, JEFF, JUST A MINUTE. 322 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,242 WAYNE! 323 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,378 WAYNE! 324 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,447 IT'S JEFF, BUT COULD YOU KIND OF KEEP IT SHORT? 325 00:16:57,449 --> 00:17:00,184 'CAUSE I GOT TO, YOU KNOW, USE THE PHONE. 326 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,386 -I'LL BE OFF WHEN I'M OFF, SCROTE. 327 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:05,355 THIS HAPPENS TO BE A VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL. 328 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,524 YO, BUTTFACE. 329 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,492 YEAH, HOW YOU DOING? 330 00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:10,160 SEE THE WAY I NAILED JIMMY ON THE BUS TODAY? 331 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:11,695 -WAYNE'S IDEA OF AN IMPORTANT CALL 332 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,630 WAS OBVIOUSLY A LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM MINE -- 333 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,967 OR ANY HUMAN BEING'S, FOR THAT MATTER. 334 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,436 -WAYNE, CAN THIS WAIT? 335 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,670 -NO, IN A MINUTE. 336 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:20,871 OH, YEAH. 337 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,673 OH, GOD, HE'S A REAL WEEDER. 338 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,142 I THINK WE SHOULD ALL TIE HIM UP AND, UH... 339 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:28,312 YEAH, ALL RIGHT, TALK TO YOU TOMORROW. 340 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,115 ALL YOURS, SCROTE. 341 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,857 -OH. NO, NO. PLEASE, NO. 342 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,927 WHY DIDN'T I CALL BEFORE? WHY? 343 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,996 MAYBE HE WAS JUST GONNA ASK IF I WANTED THE DOOR SHUT. 344 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,364 -WHO YOU CALLING, SCROTE? 345 00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,833 -NO ONE. 346 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,802 -BEEN WAITING KIND OF A LONG TIME TO BE CALLING NO ONE, PAL. 347 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,137 -LEAVE ME ALONE, WAYNE. 348 00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:55,739 -COULD IT BE... 349 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,807 A GIRL? 350 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,141 -LEAVE ME ALONE! 351 00:17:58,143 --> 00:17:59,944 -LET'S SEE. WHO COULD IT BE? 352 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,411 -NO ONE! NOW GET OUT! 353 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,714 -COULD IT BE DEBBIE ACKERMAN? -GET OUT! 354 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,315 -KATIE OSBORNE? -QUIT IT! 355 00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:09,086 -WELL, THE NUMBER'S GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE. 356 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,789 -GIVE -- GIVE ME IT! -JUST...GIVE IT UP! JUST -- 357 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,891 UNH-UNH-UNH. 358 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,993 THANK YOU. 359 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,496 OH, LISA. 360 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,397 DO WE KNOW ANY LISAS? 361 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,832 -THAT'S NOT EVEN IT. 362 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:22,967 -OH. 363 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:25,603 SO, YOU WON'T MIND IF I CALL HER, THEN, 364 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,937 WILL YOU, PAL, HUH? 365 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,271 -NOT AT ALL. 366 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,339 -ALL RIGHT. 367 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,184 -NO!! 368 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,486 GIVE ME IT, PLEASE, WAYNE! OH, GOD, NO! 369 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:44,054 [ Ringing ] PLEASE! PLEASE! 370 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,722 OH, PLEASE! GIVE -- 371 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,958 -IT'S RINGING. -OH, GOD, NO! 372 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,126 PLEASE! OH! 373 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,161 -HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THERE? 374 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,896 -AAH! NOTHING. 375 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:58,235 -WAYNE, GET OUT OF HERE AND LEAVE HIM ALONE. 376 00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,603 NOW! 377 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,042 -Butthead. 378 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,515 -[ SIGHS ] 379 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:14,918 -WELL, I STILL HAD ONE MINUTE BEFORE 8:00. 380 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:19,422 IF I HAD A SHRED OF MANHOOD IN ME, I WOULD CALL HER NOW. 381 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,225 [ HEART BEATING ] 382 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:28,298 T-MINUS 7, 6, 5, 4, 3... 383 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:32,035 2, 1. 384 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:34,137 [ Ringing ] 385 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,806 [ HEART RATE INCREASES ] 386 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,774 -HELLO? [ HEARTBEAT STOPS ] 387 00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,609 THIS IS LISA. 388 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,478 KEVIN WHO? 389 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,012 KEVIN ARNOLD? 390 00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:46,950 WHO'S KEVIN ARNOLD? 391 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,155 OH, HI, KEVIN. 392 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,290 HEY, YOU GUYS. YOU'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS. 393 00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:57,494 I'M FINE, KEVIN. HOW ARE YOU? 394 00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:58,829 UH-HUH. 395 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,396 UH-HUH. 396 00:20:00,398 --> 00:20:01,999 YOU DON'T SAY. 397 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,701 [ GIGGLES ] 398 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,838 [ LAUGHTER ] 399 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:13,376 [ Ringing ] 400 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,746 -WE'RE HERE LIVE AT THE LISA BERLINI HOUSE 401 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:18,115 WHERE LISA IS TALKING TO KEVIN ARNOLD 402 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,349 ON THE TELEPHONE. 403 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,584 JIM, MAYBE YOU HAVE AN ANSWER 404 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,052 TO THE QUESTION WE'VE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT. 405 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,353 WHY WOULD KEVIN CALL LISA 406 00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,789 WHEN IT'S SO OBVIOUS SHE THINKS HE'S A TOTAL JERK? 407 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,457 -I REALLY DON'T KNOW, FRANK, 408 00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:30,260 BUT IF WE PUT OUR MICROPHONE UP CLOSE TO THE PHONE, 409 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,763 WE CAN ACTUALLY LISTEN IN ON THE CALL, 410 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:36,299 ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW IF OUR AUDIENCE WILL BE ABLE TO HEAR 411 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,268 ABOVE ALL THIS LAUGHING. 412 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,636 [ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ] 413 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,772 [ Ringing ] 414 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,549 -8:00 HAD COME AND GONE. 415 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,251 I GUESS... 416 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,186 I JUST COULDN'T DO IT. 417 00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,090 -KEVIN! 418 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,325 KEVIN, HONEY, YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING THIS! 419 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,335 -...SEE FROM 180,000 MILES OUT IN SPACE. 420 00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:14,170 -MIKE, WHAT I KEEP IMAGINING IS, 421 00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:16,840 IF I'M SOME LONELY TRAVELER FROM ANOTHER PLANET, 422 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,309 WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT THE EARTH FROM THIS ALTITUDE? 423 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,878 -FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER SEEN BY HUMAN EYES, 424 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:25,115 THE PLANET EARTH RISING OVER THE MOON. 425 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,184 -WELL, I'M JUST KIND OF CURIOUS... 426 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,819 -SORT OF PUTS THINGS 427 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,687 IN PERSPECTIVE, DOESN'T IT, FRANK? 428 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:34,624 TO THINK THAT THERE ON THAT LOVELY, GLOWING ORB, 429 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:37,928 WARS ARE BEING FOUGHT, STORMS RAGING, 430 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:41,465 PEOPLE ARE BEING BORN, PEOPLE DYING, 431 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:46,203 ALL OUR HUMAN CONFLICT, OUR PASSION, OUR PAIN, 432 00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:50,807 BEING CARRIED ON BENEATH THAT VEIL OF CLOUDED BLUE. 433 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:54,911 -...AND DOWN TO CHILE. 434 00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:57,480 -AND SUDDENLY I GOT THIS FUNNY FEELING. 435 00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,717 MAYBE I WAS BLOWING THIS WHOLE THING OUT OF PROPORTION. 436 00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:03,854 I MEAN, LISA WASN'T GONNA LAUGH AT ME. 437 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:07,123 AND ANYWAY, WHAT IF SHE DID? 438 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,092 DID IT REALLY MATTER? 439 00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:12,996 -AND NOW THIS. 440 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,399 -♪ OH, FAB, THEY PUT REAL BORAX IN YOU ♪ 441 00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:18,035 ♪ OH, FAB... ♪ 442 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,170 -AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW WHAT I HAD TO DO. 443 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:30,246 I JUST HAD TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL HER. 444 00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:45,462 -LISA? 445 00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:49,733 HI. THIS IS KEVIN, FROM HOMEROOM. 446 00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:51,568 YEAH. 447 00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:55,105 RIGHT, THE LITTLE GUY. 448 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,607 OH. 449 00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:59,877 UH, I HAD A SORE THROAT. 450 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,746 NAH, IT'S NOT TOO BAD. 451 00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:05,716 I'LL PROBABLY COME BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. 452 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,386 MRS. RITVO? 453 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,354 YEAH, SHE'S SO WEIRD. 454 00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:18,028 [ CHUCKLES ] -♪ AHH-AHH-AHH-AHH ♪