2 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,852 - Whoa. - What a wild kickflip wallplant! 3 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:54,188 It takes me back to my boarding days. 4 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:57,142 Funny. Cos I feel like the only boarding you did 5 00:00:57,224 --> 00:01:00,478 was with Charlie and Henry and the horrid biscuit game. 6 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,359 Oh, OK, yeah, fair point. 7 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:06,033 The competition has been amazing. The girls have been great. 8 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:09,578 But the one everyone is talking about, Kim Matthews, is still missing. 9 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:14,329 We've actually got some footage of her as an early skateboarding prodigy. 10 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,456 Kim started competing when she was seven. 11 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,333 She won the National Mixed Under-16s 12 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,335 when she was just 11 years old. 13 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,462 I mean, attractive girl even then. 14 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:25,545 - Really? Because I said 11. - Yeah, objectively. 15 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,129 Two years ago, aged 17, 16 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,714 she won the London Trials. 17 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,926 Mum and Dad supported her 18 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,306 with parental pride 19 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:35,513 and simplistic homemade signs. 20 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,600 Then nothing. We haven't seen her since. 21 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,730 There was an accident, Rick. 22 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:43,733 The car crash, when she lost her mum. 23 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:47,157 We're thinking of you, Kim. Wherever you are, 24 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:51,408 whatever you're doing, we hope you're riding high and living the dream. 25 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,706 And todayk special: two for one on onion rings. 26 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,249 Onion rings, two for one. 27 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:58,794 Please don't push. 28 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:09,346 I thought it was junk mail. -Big red letters. 29 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:11,799 "Notjunk mail." It says "Urgent Demand" on it. 30 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:15,637 - They always say that. it's hardly... - it's nearly a grand. 31 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:21,312 Dad, you can'tjust ignore it. 32 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:25,112 But, hey, we're big hitters, right? We'll just sell the Bentley. 33 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:29,567 Oh, no, someone's stolen the Bentley. Plan B? 34 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,403 They're bluffing. I'll think of something. 35 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,492 How are you getting on? 36 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:40,703 No. Nothing yet. 37 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:45,716 - I'll talk to Les. Sort something out. - What would I do without you? 38 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,384 Fester. 39 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,712 Hmm! 40 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:56,178 My rota is... full. 41 00:02:56,259 --> 00:03:00,389 Maybe if you're extra nice to me? Hmm? 42 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:03,817 Oh, Les, don't be a cock all your life. 43 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,940 That's your extra nice? 44 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:09,364 How did my summerjob become the rest-of-my life job? 45 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,943 A friend of my cousin's just got into this well-good scam. 46 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:19,124 Catering agencies. Serving champagne and tiny food to toffs. £12.50 an hour. 47 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:25,460 Hmm. Toffs and champagne or Les and... Urgh. 48 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:29,510 I can get the number if you want. You gotta be posh, though. 49 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:33,964 Posh? Trace, I can do posh. 50 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:37,551 - Hi, I'm Arabella. - I'm Henrietta. 51 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:41,104 - Isabella. - Petronella. 52 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:43,473 Kim. 53 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:46,356 White wine? Yes. 54 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:48,062 Red wine? 55 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,239 Yes. 56 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,483 Dessert wine? 57 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:54,822 No. 58 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,576 I ls it true what they say about posh girls? 59 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:03,501 I ls it true what they say about posh girls? 60 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,130 shit. 61 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:12,678 You're a lovely girl, but I'm just not sure. 62 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:15,256 Let me try. You're just not sure 63 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,633 I'm the right kind of girl for your clients. 64 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:20,014 It's hard to say why exactly, 65 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,518 but it's probably to do with the fact that I'm not called Arabella 66 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,850 or Isabella or anything-bella. 67 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,776 I don't have hundred-quid highlights, perfect nails 68 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:32,231 or, I'm just guessing here, expensively trimmed pubes. 69 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,157 So even though I'm the only person 70 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:37,452 with actual experience of actual work in the actual real world, 71 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:42,624 and you know I'd try really, really hard, 72 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,748 I'm just not the right kind of girl. 73 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:51,675 - Is that about the size of it? - About there, yes. 74 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,840 This is Bella. 75 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:01,177 She did what? 76 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:04,604 Oh, for God's sake, the silly cow. 77 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:09,276 Yes, it's the day after tomorrow. Everyone's booked out. 78 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,854 Wait there, 79 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:16,693 er,... Kim. 80 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,823 - It sounds great. - I said no. 81 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,200 - What was the job? - Cooking and cleaning. 82 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,623 Same as I do at work. Same as I do here. 83 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:26,918 - Was the pay rubbish? - No, it's better. Double, plus tips. 84 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,917 But... But still... 85 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,044 But still what? 86 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:35,844 It's in a ski chalet. In Austria. 87 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,759 For four months. 88 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:42,719 - Right. Well, I'm sure I could... - You couldn't. 89 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:46,897 I'd come home and find a skeleton on the couch holding the remote. 90 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,600 That's a bit harsh. 91 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,562 - Totally the right decision. - You think so? 92 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:57,696 Yeah. What's a luxury chalet with hot, rich clients in a beautiful ski resort 93 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,368 got on this place? it's a no-brainer. 94 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:04,414 - Oi, I found this toenail in my... - Don't even try. 95 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:08,494 See? Would you get that kind of quality entertainment in Austria? 96 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,545 I don't think so. 97 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,470 Hi, it's Kim Matthews from yesterday. I was wondering if you're still... 98 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,473 Still desperately seeking a chalet girl? Yes, I am. 99 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,520 - You are? - Could you do it? 100 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:31,021 You have to be there tomorrow. It's ten hours on the overnight train. 101 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:36,814 Right. I'm making freezer food to last until April. 102 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,865 You know how the microwave works? 103 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,568 It's a magnetron that converts electricity... 104 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:44,951 - No, no, no. Like on, off? -Yeah, yeah. 105 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:48,625 What am I doing? I'm packing you off to some mountainous wasteland, 106 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,123 while I'm stuck here looking for a job. 107 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:53,955 it'll happen, as long as you keep trying. 108 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,838 - But you're only 19. -Exactly! I'm 19. 109 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,919 Lt% Austria. Hardly a wasteland. 110 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:02,097 Austria. Famous for "The Sound of Music", breaded food 111 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,846 and the invention of psychoanalysis. You join the dots. 112 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:08,020 You Te such a freak. No wonder nobody will hire you. 113 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,933 - And you won't forget to have a bath? - Every month. 114 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,144 I give up. 115 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,680 And what exactly am I supposed to do with this? 116 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:50,182 - What is it? - You can't live on beans on toast. 117 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:53,231 We won two world wars and one World Cup on beans on toast, 118 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,432 so don't knock 'em. 119 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:57,561 I've set it up online, so you'll get a delivery every week. 120 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:00,944 Lexi, this is my health-freak dad, Bill. Bill, this is Lexi. 121 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,696 I'm trusting you to keep him alive till I get back, OK? 122 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:06,073 - Shit. 123 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,075 My pay goes into the mortgage account. 124 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,407 I'll send any tips back. Any envelopes... 125 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,790 Big red letters. I know. Now hurry up, you'll miss your train. 126 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:19,671 - Maybe this isn't a great idea. - Go, now. 127 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:29,093 - I love you, Kimberley. -I love you, William. 128 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,598 Bye, Dad. 129 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,107 - See you later. Auf Wiedersehen. 130 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:56,916 Oh, my God, I'm never doing that again! I can't remember the whole night. 131 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,793 Honestly. 132 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:02,467 Oh, my God, did you see that guy staring at my tits the whole night? 133 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,885 It was so awkward. 134 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:08,136 He was such a perv. And he had a hairy chest and everything. Can you imagine? 135 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,138 Yeah. 136 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,219 Can I call you back, babes? 137 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,486 - Seriously? - Yep. 138 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:26,150 OK, let's go. Put your bags in the back and get in. 139 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,870 Shit. 140 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,464 Oh, my God, they're huge. 141 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:50,094 Yeah, they're mountains. Huge is part of the concept. 142 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:53,347 You don't even ski, do you? What are you doing here? 143 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:59,354 - it's a job. I need to earn money. - Earn? What, as in, like, "save"? 144 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,790 - Oh. - Thought I recognised that arse. 145 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:19,540 - Alright, ugly. You coming out? - Yeah. Just dumping the new girl off. 146 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:23,089 - The new girl! Let me see. - Kim, Jules. Jules, Kim. 147 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,417 - Hi. - Hi. 148 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:33,175 - I'll see you later, babes. - See you later, babes. 149 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,244 it's a bit poky, isn't it? 150 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:56,243 So is this guy head of some evil criminal empire? 151 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,825 - He's a banker. - That's a yes, then. 152 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,876 - You don't get it, do you? - Get what? 153 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,000 This is the best job in the Alps. 154 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:06,709 They use the place to entertain clients plus a few family weekends. 155 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,302 Apart from that, they're hardly ever here. 156 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:14,099 I had 30 girls texting me after Milly broke her leg, begging me for the job. 157 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,973 But the agency said it had to be someone they'd seen. 158 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:20,430 You know what's really funny is, I wasn't going to take it at first. 159 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,608 OK, maybe not really funny but... 160 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:27,187 Do what I tell you and if you're not up to it, I will tell them. 161 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:30,149 Listen, a week ago I was mopping up puke in a burger bar. 162 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:35,988 No, you listen, little Miss Essex no-coat, non-skiing freak show. 163 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,868 I'm not actually from... 164 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:41,497 The Madsens fly in at five. They expect perfection from the start. 165 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:46,047 Now, if you screw up or, more importantly, if you make me look bad, 166 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:51,003 then clearing up puke will be a fond memory of the good old days. Got it? 167 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,087 Oh! 168 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,469 Got it. 169 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,511 So I'll just make myself at home, then. 170 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,994 J' Farmer in my own farm 171 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,952 I In, out and far 172 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,997 I From the high ceilings 173 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,146 - Look out! - Hey! 174 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,841 it's a total nightmare. 175 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,711 It's not like you've got to spend the next four months 176 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,467 sharing a room with her. 177 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:02,642 - Oh, no, wait, you have. - I'm serious, babes. 178 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:06,813 It's like she's never seen snow before. it's like she's from Africa. 179 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:10,313 A chalet girl who can't ski. That's classic. 180 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:14,271 - Tell me about it. Later, babes. - Later, babes. 181 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,948 The three golden rules of chalet-girling. 182 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,156 One, no friends up in the chalet. 183 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:28,744 Two, party all you like, as long as breakfast is on the table at eight. 184 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:32,672 - You oversleep, you pack your bags. - Friends, breakfast, check. 185 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,216 Three, no sleeping with the clients. 186 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:39,341 Unless they're fit. Or minted. Or hitting on you. 187 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:44,927 - Basically, there's only two rules. - Basically, yeah. 188 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,933 We're just going to get the essentials for now. 189 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,014 Right, so shall I go and get the veg? 190 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:53,352 Six tins of caviar, please. Beluga. 191 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,859 Caviar, right. Of course. 192 00:14:56,938 --> 00:15:00,283 I'm more front-of-house type, you're more back office. 193 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,156 Because I know how to talk to them. 194 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,364 Yeah, I don't speak much posh. Dropped it after GCSEs. 195 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:09,243 - Do you want to prep the veg? -I live to prep veg. 196 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,828 Right, carrots, we've got a big game coming up. 197 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:15,381 I want to see each and every one of you giving 110 per cent. 198 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,174 Are you done? 199 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,753 Yeah. I thought you said they landed at five. 200 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,806 I did. But the pilot called. They ran into some headwind. 201 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,305 Oh, right... The who called? 202 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,888 -God, he's here already. -Who? 203 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:33,186 The owners' all-round ski guide, fixer and gimp. 204 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:40,615 Kim, meet the very handsome, very powerful Bernhardt. 205 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:45,612 - You're late. - Did I mention very charming too? 206 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,699 - Is this the new Hausmédchen? - Hi. 207 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,873 Hey, welcome! 208 00:15:55,746 --> 00:16:00,468 - So, who is everyone? - Oh, you'll figure it out. 209 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:04,343 You know, you're going to have to stop being so helpful all the time. 210 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,352 Rule three. Anyway, he's taken. 211 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,981 - Turned you down, did he? - No. 212 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:21,314 So, what's the deal? How do I, you know, talk to them? 213 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:26,619 You don't talk to them. You don't look them directly in the eye. 214 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:31,036 - And curtsey when you meet them. - Oh. 215 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,210 - Alright, needle cock? - You old slapper. 216 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:38,165 - You OK down there? - Yeah, yeah, just... stretching. 217 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,751 - Right. Is this the new helper? - Er, something like that. 218 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,545 Hi, rm Kim. 219 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,348 Jonny. And I don't actually have a needle cock. 220 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:51,178 - He did when he was ten. - Hey. 221 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,354 I'm so excited to be back! Hi! 222 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,682 - Hey, Chloe. - How are you? 223 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,484 - This is Milly's replacement, Kate. - Kim. 224 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,937 This heartbreaker is her brother Nigel. 225 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:05,366 - Nigel. The famous Nigel. - He really does have a tiny cock. 226 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:09,617 Hey, it's not what you got, it's about where you put it in... 227 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,454 Please ignore him. 228 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,912 This is my dad Richard, "Call me Dickie." 229 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,462 Are you following this? 230 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,291 - Dad, this is Kim. - Call me Dickie. 231 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:24,594 Thank you for stepping in. Just do whatever Georgie does. 232 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,421 Except that thing with her chin. 233 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,927 - We liked that, didn't we? - That was a one-off. 234 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,759 - Speaking of one-offs... - Hey! 235 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,389 Hello. 236 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,018 This is my wife Caroline. 237 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:41,064 Who apparently has a throat infection. 238 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,858 - Help us with the bags? - Ah, yes. 239 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,733 - Ahem. - Give her a chance. 240 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,366 I didn't say anything. 241 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,956 And lovingly topped off with gravy, é Ia me. 242 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,752 Back office. 243 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,844 Wouldn't want to steal your thunder with the sprouts. 244 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,802 Oh, brilliant. Look at that! 245 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:32,863 Ibble dibble number one, with 12 ibble dibbles calls ibble dibble number... 246 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:40,415 There. Right there. 247 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:45,709 Mmm! I want to be a profiterole. 248 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,759 So these guys fly in on a private jet 249 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:51,339 and their idea of fun is rubbing a burnt cork on each ether's faces? 250 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,049 That's insane. 251 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:57,012 Sanity's overrated. Tried it once, didn't get it. 252 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,478 Join in. We don't bite. 253 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,232 Well, my mum bites a bit. The rest of us just nibble ibble dibble... 254 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,813 Talking crap. 255 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,445 - You! it's time. - No, there's absolutely no way. 256 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,867 - Yes! Yes! -I don't want to! 257 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,789 Georgie! Georgie! Georgie! Georgie! 258 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,958 OK, OK. 259 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,501 Hark! The Herald. 260 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:24,960 Ooh. 261 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,846 - Go, go, go. - Oh, Nigel. 262 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,306 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 263 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:48,021 See now, this is my idea of fun. You should join in. 264 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:51,028 J' Hark! The herald angels sing 265 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:55,112 Unfortunately I'm only grade one at... whatever that is. 266 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,081 Yeah! 267 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:02,877 - You eating alright? - Five a day. How's it going? 268 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,626 - It's fine. - What are the people like? 269 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,707 - They're... 270 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,667 Who wants more champagne? 271 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,423 ..fine. 272 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,881 If it doesn't work out, I can always nick one of their paintings. 273 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,012 - What's that noise? 274 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,514 Oh, nothing, er... 275 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:23,518 No, it's next door. There's a truck reversing, 276 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,224 I think. 277 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,270 Listen, Kimmy, 278 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,946 I really miss you, you know? 279 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:34,400 I know, Dad. Me too. 280 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,703 Georgie? Georgie? 281 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,379 It's seven. 282 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,460 Rule two? 283 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,553 - Is this caviar? - Sure looks like it. 284 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:07,688 Well, dig in, everyone, and enjoy your $300 omelettes. 285 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:14,859 Jesus, Kim. You have to wake me. I don't need you making me look bad. 286 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,363 - No kidding. 287 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,117 So what am I supposed to do all day, then? 288 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:25,669 I don't know. I'm sure you'll find something. Look around. 289 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,111 Oh, shit. 290 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:59,285 Wait! Stop! 291 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,672 - Georgie, this cake is supreme. - Thank you, Jonny. 292 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,757 Hm-hmm! Sure is. 293 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:24,806 - This place is so magical. - It is when you're here. 294 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:28,143 Enjoy it. You won't ski this much when you're starting a family. 295 00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:31,476 - Do I get a say in any of this? - No, snoogles, you don't. 296 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:35,189 I'm not sure I'm ready for any of this. Do I look like a grandfather? 297 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,649 - Don't answer that! 298 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,615 Thank you. Ooh. 299 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,285 That's hot! 300 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:07,144 I Angels watching over me with smiles upon their face 301 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:12,396 J' Cos I have made it through this far in an unforgiving place 302 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:17,196 J' it feels sometimes this hill's too steep for a girl like me to climb 303 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,942 I But I must knock those thoughts right down 304 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:23,073 I I'll do it in my own time 305 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,950 J* I don't care 306 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:27,498 I I?n halfway there 307 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:32,041 J* On a road that leads me straight to who knows where 308 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,719 You crazy freak! Watch where you're going! 309 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,592 I'm so sorry. Sorry. 310 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:45,641 Stay safe, Betty Boop. Hang outside on the ripside! 311 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:50,438 - Yeah, and in English? - Hang outside on the ripside. 312 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,100 Ciao! 313 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:56,436 .P I tell you what 314 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,317 I What I have found 315 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:02,070 I That I?n no fool 316 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:04,868 J* I'm just upside down 317 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,117 I Ain 't got no cares 318 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:10,291 I I ain 't got no rules 319 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,869 J' I think I like 320 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,705 I Living upside down 321 00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:19,796 I You gotta slow it down 322 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,424 - J' But then you pick it up 323 00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:26,974 J' Come on and try a little topsy-tun/y back-to-front the right way round 324 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,597 You blow at boarding. But you sure are styley. 325 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,274 I'll take it you're not into pink all-in-ones? 326 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:45,739 - Mikki. Single guy from Finland. - Kim. Not interested from England. 327 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:49,868 - You know the skateboarding? - A bit. 328 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,458 Same, same, but different. You want some help? 329 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:57,334 - Yeah. - OK, come on, get up. 330 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:04,841 OK, in skateboarding, weight back. In snowboarding, weight centred. 331 00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:08,512 OK. Right. 332 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,308 - Knees. - OK. 333 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:15,973 Turn with your shoulders, not the knees. 334 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:19,068 You're a natural. 335 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,941 It's like skateboarding, huh? 336 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,404 Whoo-hoo! 337 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:28,201 - That was pretty cool. - That was nothing, Betty. 338 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,120 Let's get high. 339 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,788 UP- 340 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:35,118 Oh. No, I can't. I'm on the budget tour. 341 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,828 Betty... Follow me. 342 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:52,517 Hey, look. That's the biggest snowboarding competition in Tyrol. 343 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:56,439 Every year I enter, every year I face-plant. 344 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,686 But this year I rock it! 345 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:01,064 Hey, we'll enter together. 346 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:03,441 Why? Because I'm such a pro boarder? 347 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,739 Three months, maybe. 348 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,567 Maybe, maybe not. 349 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:12,575 Come on. $25,000. it's easy for you. You're a skateboarder. 350 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:15,703 I pulled a 360 my first day on a board. 351 00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:19,003 And broke your neck, right? -No. My leg. 352 00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:23,173 Just so you know, I've given Jonny your mother's ring. 353 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:27,094 That's a coincidence. I've given him one of her dresses. He'll look lovely. 354 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,922 It is not funny. The marquee is pencilled for June. 355 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:32,884 It was quite funny. 356 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:36,311 Didn't you get the message? You're joining us. Dress up. 357 00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:38,894 I... did. 358 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,940 Don't worry. She made me change too. 359 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:45,442 Drainpipe jeans and winkle-pickers aren't very this season apparently. 360 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,533 You were never a style guru. 361 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,406 I was. 362 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,998 Lippy. 363 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,583 Liner. 364 00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:59,251 Lashes. 365 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:01,328 Accessories. 366 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:02,833 I want those back. 367 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:06,087 And... hair gum. Use sparingly. 368 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,964 Hair gum? 369 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,809 And like that, she became a swan. 370 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,889 So I used to be an ugly duckling, then? 371 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,647 Someone needs to learn how to take a compliment. 372 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:28,864 - Ah, it all makes sense now. - Yeah. I'm just back office. 373 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,748 - It's a shoelace. - Er, it's bow tie. 374 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:41,327 No, it's a shoelace knot. Come here. 375 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:49,756 Didn't think you'd be the kind of girl who knew how to tie a bow tie. 376 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,884 And here's me thinking you were the kind of boy who would. 377 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,805 Big night for you, then? 378 00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,781 There. 379 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,950 Licensed to kill. 380 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:17,363 - Or be killed. 381 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:29,466 Right, who needs a drink? 382 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:36,137 - Oh, Georgie. What are these? - Mini-burgers. Don't blame me. 383 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:39,055 They are sensational. 384 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,853 - Trying to get me drunk? - Just helping you on your way. 385 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,897 Greasing your nuts, as it were. 386 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:46,851 - Rule three? - Oh, shut up. 387 00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:49,983 What are you grinning at? 388 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:53,316 Nothing. Just think I'm starting to get the hang of this. 389 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:57,403 The cake's on the oven. The beef is nearly done. And the mousse has set. 390 00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,409 Oh, thank you. 391 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,742 Thank you. 392 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:06,624 - Wow. Did you hear what... - Yeah, don't get used to it. 393 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:08,705 Get a fresh one of these. 394 00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:11,417 Such responsibility. Do I get a performance star? 395 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,548 - What? - Doesn't matter. 396 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,727 Chloe, you look wonderful. 397 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:36,821 Oh, look. Looks like the new girl's putting on pre-dinner entertainment. 398 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,449 Oh, dear, stand back. 399 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:40,780 Kim, wait. Kim... 400 00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:47,461 What a waste. That's vintage. 401 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:57,050 Doctor's orders. The good news is, you've already got the headache, 402 00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:58,927 so you can drink as much as you like. 403 00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:01,509 - I should go and help Georgie. - I wouldn't worry. 404 00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:04,686 - I think Nigel has her covered. - Thanks. 405 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:14,397 - Hit the spot. - Yeah, it should. '62 Dom. 406 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:17,824 - Dom? - It's 500 quid a bottle. 407 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:22,200 500? Think I'll just take the cash next time. 408 00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:27,000 Why am I here? I'm stuck in a parallel reality 409 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,919 where people drink my monthly salary every ten minutes. 410 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:34,546 You're right. We're aliens. My mother has a tail. Did you see it? 411 00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:36,922 Your mum is the scariest woman I've ever met. 412 00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:40,381 You want to know how she met my dad? Air stewardess. Concorde. 413 00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:43,308 Your dad was an air stewardess? 414 00:30:44,885 --> 00:30:46,228 She's not that scary. 415 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:50,933 Well, look, I should be getting back. 416 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:55,522 Yeah, of course. Thanks for the Dom. 417 00:30:57,898 --> 00:30:59,650 Yeah. 418 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,460 Can we talk about this later? 419 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:17,713 She won't wait forever, Jonny. 420 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:20,512 I feel so sorry for her. 421 00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:23,515 See? 422 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,178 - Thank you. - Everything alright? 423 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:31,982 Yeah, everything's fine. We'll be back out in February. 424 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:35,436 See if you can figure out the whole champagne-bottle thing by then. 425 00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:39,240 - Yep, I will practise daily. - Knock yourself out. 426 00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:43,577 Trying to shake your hand, punch you in the stomach. Not cool. 427 00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:46,121 So, I'll put the photos on Facebook. 428 00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:49,367 Well,... poke me. 429 00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:53,457 Right. OK, girls. 430 00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:57,041 This is for all your hard work. Thank you so much. 431 00:31:57,124 --> 00:32:00,128 And, Kim, you know you get a lift pass too, don't you? 432 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:04,807 Just charge it to the chalet. Unless you'd prefer the cash. 433 00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:07,134 - Lift pass would be great. - OK. 434 00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:10,187 - Alright, let's go. - It's a private plane. It can wait. 435 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:13,015 - It will. I won't. - Desperate to get back to work. 436 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:15,942 OK, maybe I'll quit, and next time we can hitchhike here. 437 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,896 A father-son adventure. I like the sound of that. Bye. 438 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,404 - "Poke me"? - Piss off. 439 00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:29,076 Slut. 440 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:33,160 - 200-euro tip for one week? 441 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:35,086 Are you sure you're just cooking? 442 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:39,042 I'll put it in the bank when I can. You OK? 443 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:41,676 - Yeah. Solid. - Huh? 444 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:43,674 I mean sound, yeah. 445 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:47,383 - Don't let them work you too hard. - I won't. 446 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:02,196 Right, Finland, let's do this. Where do we start? 447 00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:07,403 Well, in slopestyle, you are scored on your tricks on the rails, 448 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,204 and the jump you pull at the end. 449 00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:13,125 - You smell me? - Yes, I smell you. Unfortunately. 450 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:18,672 Think about the run. Only the run. Be the board. 451 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,253 Let's get tricky with Mikki! 452 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,928 Right, come on, Kim. 453 00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:54,666 Yes! 454 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:02,003 - Hey. - Hey. 455 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:06,337 You do realise you're riding a beginner board from, like, the 16th century? 456 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:09,923 I thought the 16th century was the golden age of snowboarding. 457 00:34:10,006 --> 00:34:12,885 Go to the rental shop and pick yourself up a park board. 458 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:15,141 You'll have more fun on that, trust me. 459 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:19,396 And ask for Willy. Tell him Tara sent you. He'll hook you up. 460 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:22,815 Stay safe out there. 461 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,904 Thanks. 462 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:37,993 Kann ich dir helfen? 463 00:34:39,369 --> 00:34:41,747 Oh, I'm just looking, thanks. 464 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:46,051 Rentals are only 80 euros a week, and half-price for staff. 465 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:51,006 Well, I'm staff. And actually, Tara told me to come by. 466 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,933 OK, fine. 30. 467 00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:57,934 Freestyle board, boots and helmet. You get top end for that. 468 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:11,410 Cool. Deal. 469 00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:16,999 J* For such a long time 470 00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:20,623 J* We've been standing in line 471 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:24,377 .P And it's been so long 472 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:28,962 Whoo! 473 00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:35,596 - Georgie! - Hey! 474 00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:39,100 Check it out! That's your buddy, Kim. 475 00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:40,601 Whoo! 476 00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:44,735 I thought you said she hadn't been in the mountains before. 477 00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:46,478 She hadn't. 478 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:47,608 I Far away with me 479 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,689 J* You will never know 480 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:52,693 Hey, Kimmy. I've got my first interview tomorrow. 481 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:57,448 And, well, I'm being a good boy and going through the statements, but I saw 482 00:35:57,530 --> 00:36:00,249 that tip money hasn't gone in. it's probably their fault 483 00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:02,123 but I just thought I'd let you know. 484 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:07,459 And, hey, Kimmy, aubergines. Whoo! My new favourite food. Who knew? 485 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,008 Alright, Kimmy, love you. 486 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:27,602 - Didn't hear you get up. - I haven't. 487 00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:59,430 Level nine! Yeah, baby. 488 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,686 You really think you're going to win that pro? 489 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:07,312 N-N-No. 490 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,394 Hallo! 491 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:12,481 Abend. Friulein. 492 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:15,818 - Hey, Bernie. - What's with the towel, Bernie? 493 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:20,072 My name is Bernhardt. Mr Madsen, he asked me to test the hot tub. 494 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,408 - Did he now? - Jawohl. 495 00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:27,955 There is, you must know, room for more than just one. 496 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,753 That is so funny, 497 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:33,130 because Kim and I were just saying 498 00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:35,928 how much we would love to share a hot tub with Bernhardt. 499 00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:39,554 - For sure? - Yeah. 500 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:43,102 But the problem is, we don't have our swimsuits. 501 00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:45,226 Who needs swimsuits? 502 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:48,850 Yeah, Kim, who needs swimsuits? 503 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:50,818 You are so right. 504 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:53,563 Maybe when we're out there you could give me a back rub. 505 00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,775 And then we can, like, frolic naked in the snow! 506 00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:59,527 Yeah. 507 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:09,789 Ah! I understand. The famous English humour. 508 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:11,589 I forget. 509 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:21,682 Stop snowing! 510 00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:24,762 I You cannot change this 511 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:28,474 J* We are not going back 512 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,151 I Yeah 513 00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:48,785 Yes! 514 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:56,668 it's your birthday? 515 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:59,425 What makes you think that? 516 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:11,316 You want to look at anything else? Bank statements, knicker drawer? 517 00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:14,611 - Bertie's. Now. - I'm can't, I'm saving. 518 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:17,189 I thought you were just about to win $25,000. 519 00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:19,570 I don't think you need to save. Come on. 520 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:22,284 No, Georgie. I'm not going. 521 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,237 Betty in the house! 522 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:28,158 You owe me ten euros, G. She bet me you'd never come in. 523 00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:32,621 She says you were too much of a... How you say? Chav? What is a chav? 524 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,672 Yeah, Georgie, what is a chav? 525 00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:37,751 I didn't... His English is awful. 526 00:39:37,834 --> 00:39:40,007 Buy yourself some vegetables. 527 00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:41,926 Hey, Willy. This is Kim. 528 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:45,760 We already met. Tara says you look sweet on the freestyle. 529 00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:48,061 Do you know who that is? 530 00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:50,810 - Yeah. It's Tara. - Tara Dakides! 531 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,438 She won, like, 1,000 X Games medals. 532 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:56,736 First chick in the world to pull a backside rodeo, right, Willy? 533 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,939 Broke her back in three places learning it. 534 00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:01,445 Now she needs a painkiller every time she rides. 535 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:04,869 - Insane. What is she doing here? - The Roxy. Her big comeback. 536 00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:06,787 She reckons this girl has game. 537 00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:10,083 I taught her everything she knows! 538 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,294 - Alright. -Yeah. 539 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:16,122 Happy birthday! Blow out your candles! 540 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:20,381 Whoo-hoo! 541 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:40,571 J' Come away with me, far away with me 542 00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:45,528 I You will never know until you go 543 00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:48,989 J' When will you go? 544 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:55,620 J' Fly away with me, just leave the gravity 545 00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:58,206 .P it's all just for show 546 00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,916 J' When will you go? 547 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:04,884 I Just let go 548 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:10,052 J* For such a long time 549 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:13,809 J* We've been standing in line 550 00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:17,563 I it% been so long 551 00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:21,021 - it's just a few. Come on. - But it's rule number one. 552 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:24,615 The night is young, and so are we. 553 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:28,157 Just a few. 554 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:38,084 - This is your fault. - You are welcome. 555 00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:39,626 Oh, come on! 556 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:47,427 - Little Finnish lunatic. - How long have you been together? 557 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:51,100 - Oh, we're not together. - My balls are ice cream! 558 00:41:57,223 --> 00:42:00,477 Argh. 559 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,983 Chillout. 560 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:06,316 Chill out, chill out, chill out, 561 00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:10,700 chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out! 562 00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:20,335 Chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out! 563 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,074 You here all season? 564 00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,285 - Jimmy's going home. - Don't tempt me. 565 00:42:58,367 --> 00:43:02,873 There's a broken coffee table in the hall, the speaker system is kaput, 566 00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:05,504 and vomit on the yucca plant. 567 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,006 Excellent work, girls. 568 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:12,592 Just as long as nobody painted a comedy moustache on the... 569 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:24,027 OK, look, just clean up the mess, I'll replace the kit, 570 00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:26,821 you pay me back later. We'll take it out of your tips. 571 00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:29,740 - But what's happened... - They don't need to know. 572 00:43:29,816 --> 00:43:33,491 I don't understand why they would do this if they knew we were coming. 573 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:35,571 - You told them, right? - Ja, sicher. 574 00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:39,910 Jawohl. I say Mr Jonny come early because of the good snow. 575 00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:41,915 - No, no, no, he didn't! - You didn't! 576 00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:44,213 -I did. - Awesome sauna, bro. 577 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:50,758 OK, erm... You do not get to call me needle cock ever again. 578 00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:54,808 And you, next time you have a birthday party, do it at your own house. 579 00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:56,976 Yeah, yeah, a few rounds of Twister, 580 00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:59,474 a couple of games of gin rummy and we're away. 581 00:43:59,554 --> 00:44:01,682 - Great. - Pop round if you're in the area. 582 00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:03,858 - Maybe I will. - Cool. 583 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:10,523 Er, breakfast at eight. OK? 584 00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:16,613 Better luck next time, Scheisskopt 585 00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:22,835 - Kim? - Georgie? 586 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:26,585 You're really going to have to win that competition now. 587 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:31,711 - Yep. 588 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,177 Come on, babes. 589 00:44:39,886 --> 00:44:41,763 First day of the season. 590 00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:49,946 See you later. Try not to organise any mass raves while we're out. 591 00:44:52,064 --> 00:45:00,745 I I?n not Mr Muscle but I can be loathsome and I can hustle you 592 00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:04,828 Look, Dad. I'll speak to you later. I've really got to go. Love you. 593 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:05,912 Bye' 594 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:14,716 Come on. 595 00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:23,601 - Hi. - Hi. 596 00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:27,516 Ill 597 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,319 Jesus, have you slept with half the bloody resort? 598 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:33,906 - Only the useful half. -I can be useful. 599 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:38,077 I I?n not Mr Muscle but I can be loathsome and I can hustle you 600 00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,120 J' I'm not Mr Muscle but I can be loathsome 601 00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:43,200 Is it true chalet girls all have sex in gondolas? 602 00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:46,001 Oh, yeah. Non-stop. We are crazy for it. 603 00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,795 Come on, can't people see in? 604 00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:49,998 The windows steam up if you do it right. 605 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:54,257 Yep. On this one you only have 90 seconds. No time for foreplay. 606 00:45:54,335 --> 00:45:56,258 90 seconds is Nige's record. 607 00:45:56,337 --> 00:45:59,511 - I still think I can do better. - OK, sister present. 608 00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:04,729 - Check out the fresh tracks. -Wow. 609 00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:07,148 - The Yeti. - The who? 610 00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:09,897 Not really a Yeti. Just some local mystery guy. 611 00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:12,820 He's always first to put fresh tracks down the powder. 612 00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:15,819 - You know he's a guy because... - Local mystery person. 613 00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:19,823 He, she, they climb through the night, ski down at dawn. Pretty amazing. 614 00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:22,246 Amazing I weird. 615 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:26,955 I'd love to have sex in a gondola. 616 00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:39,802 You girls want to come ski with us? Bernhardt told me about this empty run. 617 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,008 I'm sure they have things they want to do. 618 00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:46,016 - I'm meeting someone at the snowpark. - Worried you can't keep up, huh? 619 00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:48,393 - We'll see about that. 620 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:26,515 Hey. Over here! 621 00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:46,197 Come on. Your turn to jump. 622 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:08,056 You OK? 623 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:16,603 Chloe. Chloe, wait! 624 00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:18,403 No, Chloe please don't! Chloe. 625 00:48:24,610 --> 00:48:28,240 - Does it hurt? - Of course it f ricking hurts, idiot! 626 00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:31,747 OK, give her some more of that strong stuff. Yeah. 627 00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:36,289 - I feel bad. - So you should. It's all your fault. 628 00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:37,874 I'm joking. it's really not. 629 00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:41,461 I'll get her back to London this afternoon. We know a good surgeon. 630 00:48:41,544 --> 00:48:44,218 I'll back out in a couple of weeks with some clients. 631 00:48:44,296 --> 00:48:47,140 So I'll see you then, then. 632 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:48,638 Then. 633 00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:09,451 Three! Two! One! 634 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:18,832 - I need help. - Me too. 635 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,713 Taking big jumps, lesson one. 636 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:24,762 It's complex, so watch close. 637 00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:37,604 Jump into my arms, Betty! 638 00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:43,564 Betty Boop? You there? 639 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:46,617 - Betty? 640 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,548 What's wrong? 641 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:10,968 Betty, jumping is easy. 642 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:13,144 Landing is the hard bit. 643 00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:14,937 Come on. 644 00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:26,611 - You ready? - Yeah. 645 00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:28,784 On three. Three! 646 00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:51,382 Yeah! 647 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:59,557 J' Chicken! Pay the chicken back back, pay the chicken back 648 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,894 I Pay back the chicken back, do the chicken payback 649 00:51:03,018 --> 00:51:06,192 I Piggy! Pay the piggy back back, pay the piggy back 650 00:51:06,272 --> 00:51:09,572 J' Pay back the piggy back, do the piggy payback 651 00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:12,529 J' Monkey! Pay the monkey back back, pay the monkey back 652 00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:15,706 J' See the monkey, do the monkey, pay the monkey back 653 00:51:15,781 --> 00:51:18,000 Slamdownl Yes! 654 00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:27,085 - My flying angel! - Ow! 655 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:30,888 - Are you really going to go for it? - Yeah. This girl is a podgy. 656 00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:34,593 - She's a what...? - Podgy. She's a real podgy. 657 00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:36,598 I'm not podgy! 658 00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:38,554 Oh, prodigy. 659 00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:42,517 Hey, Nigel, my sexy beast! How are you? 660 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,852 Nigel? 661 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:46,483 Hey, Kim! What's up? 662 00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:49,907 Hey. Hey, Tara, erm... 663 00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:53,236 Just... taking a break. 664 00:51:53,319 --> 00:51:56,914 Well, like they say, if it were easy... 665 00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:01,953 You guys ready? Let's go. 666 00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:07,041 Right, come on, buster. 667 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:09,843 It's been a long day, Betty. Take it easy. 668 00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:26,144 Hey, watch and learn, my friend! 669 00:52:26,226 --> 00:52:28,149 Betty, wait up! it's too soon! 670 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:36,703 Whoa! 671 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,974 I think that's enough carrots. 672 00:52:59,051 --> 00:53:01,930 Why give up now after you've worked so hard? 673 00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:06,188 - Because I don't feel like it, OK? - It's just a sprain. 674 00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:08,815 This time. Then next time I break my neck. Then what? 675 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:10,692 People die doing this stuff. 676 00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:12,773 - I thought you needed the money. - I do. 677 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,984 Maybe if I hadn't spent it renting ski kit 678 00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:18,537 and replacing stupid speakers, which we haven't paid for yet... 679 00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:22,617 Jesus, Kim, we're meant to be having fun. 680 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:35,388 Hello, this is Kim Matthews"s phone. Leave a message after the tone. Bye! 681 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:39,637 Cheer up, babe. It might never happen. 682 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:43,267 It has. It continues to. 683 00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:46,224 Do you know what you need to do? 684 00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:47,933 Drink bleach? Good idea. 685 00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:50,439 Two capfuls. Bucket. Hot water. 686 00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:54,524 You know what they say, don't you? Tidy kitchen, tidy mind. 687 00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:02,035 I just feel like I'm losing her. 688 00:54:02,114 --> 00:54:05,368 People change. Change is good. 689 00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:08,583 Where's her mum, then? 690 00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:13,626 Sutton Row Cemetery. Change isn't always good. 691 00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:21,225 Two capfuls? 692 00:54:24,136 --> 00:54:27,140 Yo-ho, snow-ho! 693 00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:32,194 - How's your arm? - it's alright. it's getting there. 694 00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:34,363 The doctor said it'll be fine in a few days. 695 00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:37,658 Oh. Wow, she can talk to me now, right? 696 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:40,612 Now that Captain America isn't calling her 50 times a day. 697 00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:44,574 I need my training buddy. They started building the course for the pro. 698 00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:47,705 - You wanna take a sneaky peeky? - No, I can't. 699 00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:50,504 We've got corporate guests. Big weekend. 700 00:54:50,579 --> 00:54:54,209 One hour? You've got to do this. 701 00:54:56,502 --> 00:55:00,598 Betty, you on a board, it's where you're meant to be. 702 00:55:00,672 --> 00:55:04,347 You've got so much talent it's unfair on the rest of us, so why... 703 00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,435 Betty... 704 00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:13,023 Sorry, Mikki. I can't. 705 00:55:22,611 --> 00:55:23,863 Bye. 706 00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:30,707 - Thank you, Kate. - Dad, her name's Kim. 707 00:55:30,786 --> 00:55:34,541 Where's that one from last year, Dickie? Really big tits, big arse? 708 00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:36,876 Henry Goodwin? He went bust, didn't you hear? 709 00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:39,553 - You prick! The chalet girl. - Milly broke her leg. 710 00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:41,801 - What, skiing? - Aprés-skiing. 711 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,384 You're too lean for my taste. We'll have to fatten you up, love. 712 00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:48,437 Yeah, a bit more cushion for the pushin'. 713 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:52,645 - They tip well. - They'd better. 714 00:55:52,724 --> 00:55:54,567 We need Malcolm to come in first. 715 00:55:54,643 --> 00:55:57,362 40 mill, 50 maybe. The others will follow. 716 00:55:57,437 --> 00:55:59,735 - You worry too much. - You don't worry enough. 717 00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:03,035 Dickie, shift your arse! - Right. Let's get going. 718 00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:05,738 Georgie, you're coming with us to dish up lunch? 719 00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:08,995 Erm, actually I've come down with something. 720 00:56:09,074 --> 00:56:14,080 It's like a little tickle. It's like... 721 00:56:14,162 --> 00:56:16,961 Oh. Well, you'd better come, then, erm... 722 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,418 - Oh, Dad, for God's sake, it's Kim. - Kim. 723 00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:22,004 No, I should be... 724 00:56:22,087 --> 00:56:23,509 Ow. 725 00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:28,894 Fine. I'll get changed and get my lift pass. 726 00:56:28,969 --> 00:56:31,267 You don't need a lift pass. 727 00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:33,724 How can you not need a lift pass? 728 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:39,279 Ah. 729 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,194 You ever been in one of these things? 730 00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:44,072 Yeah, we got one at home. This one's pretty small. 731 00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:47,405 - Do we pay extra for irony? - No, the irony's free. 732 00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:50,081 - It's the sarcasm you're paying for. 733 00:56:50,157 --> 00:56:51,875 Ironically. 734 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,394 Oh, wow. 735 00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:14,099 - How long have you been on that thing? - About eight weeks. 736 00:57:14,222 --> 00:57:16,224 Jesus. Dickie... 737 00:57:16,308 --> 00:57:18,936 You can fly back on the bird if you're not sure. 738 00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:22,774 - She's fine. Trust me. - I don't want her holding us up. 739 00:57:37,829 --> 00:57:42,130 The global financial meltdown just happened to other people, right? 740 00:57:42,209 --> 00:57:46,180 I warned you about sub-primes. Greed is only good when it comes to lunch. 741 00:57:46,254 --> 00:57:48,848 Speaking of which, what is this? 742 00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:53,896 Special Austrian food. Strudel, nudel and... kniidel. 743 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:58,351 I wouldn't mind a "canoodle" with this one in fact. 744 00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:01,729 Right, nearest the pin, lads. it's 50s in and it's... 745 00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,689 I'm going to go 32C. 746 00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:06,616 It's hard to tell. The jumper might be bulking her up. 747 00:58:06,692 --> 00:58:08,615 Put me down for a 30B. 748 00:58:08,694 --> 00:58:11,868 Miles off. I'm thinking 30D, the Holy Grail of bra sizes. 749 00:58:11,947 --> 00:58:14,996 Controversial. Go on, Kimmy, put us out of our misery. 750 00:58:15,075 --> 00:58:16,952 No, Kim, don't answer that. 751 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,750 I'm sorry. I was under the impression that we were enjoying ourselves. 752 00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:25,587 Unlike most women you know, Malcolm, Kim keeps her clothes on for a living. 753 00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:26,841 Oh. 754 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:28,888 It's alright. You know what they say. 755 00:58:28,964 --> 00:58:31,183 The bigger the chat, the smaller the chap. 756 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,354 New game. Waistlines. Malcolm? 757 00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:41,647 Fantastic weekend, Dickie. 758 00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:44,071 Flattery will get you nowhere 759 00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:49,368 but some fresh powder and a couple of tasty chalet tarts will get you 40 mill. 760 00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:53,948 - Dad, wait. - Forgotten your hair-care products? 761 00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:58,998 Actually, I was thinking about staying a couple more days if it's OK. 762 00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:03,708 Hey, do your thing. Back for the weekend, obviously? 763 00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:05,713 Yeah, of course. 764 00:59:07,419 --> 00:59:09,262 I'll see you guys soon. 765 00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:14,886 There's, like, 400 euros here. Should think so too. Bloody perverts. 766 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:17,221 Jonny didn't ask us to pay him back for... 767 00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:20,649 Thanks for reminding me. 768 00:59:23,643 --> 00:59:28,240 - Oh, and you. Yes. 769 00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:34,280 OK, so that you can earn yours back, I want to hire you. 770 00:59:34,362 --> 00:59:36,330 50 euros an hour. 771 00:59:37,699 --> 00:59:40,122 Not like that. 772 00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:45,082 - Need a hand? The meter's running. - No. 773 00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:48,089 That's three euros right there. Well, it's your money. 774 00:59:48,168 --> 00:59:50,466 Actually, it's mine now. Again. 775 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:53,716 Show me what's so great about boarding. Let's get gnarled. 776 00:59:53,799 --> 00:59:56,552 - Gnarly. - Whatever. Sick, phat, ill. 777 00:59:56,635 --> 00:59:58,353 You sound like a doctor. 778 01:00:01,139 --> 01:00:04,609 - Holy shit, I'm a natural. - Shut up, snoogles. 779 01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:10,319 Move back into position. 780 01:00:10,398 --> 01:00:13,197 -Watch this one. - Now concentrate. 781 01:00:13,276 --> 01:00:15,654 -OK. - Idiot. 782 01:00:15,737 --> 01:00:19,867 I think you mean, "Concentrate, please, valued paying customer." 783 01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:24,501 - Oops. - Owl 784 01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:29,631 - OK, that was an accident. - I'm not going to be your bit of fun. 785 01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:35,049 -Go on, then. - Yes, yes, yes. 786 01:00:36,299 --> 01:00:38,722 Come on, loser. I'll show you how it's done. 787 01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:49,359 Yes! 788 01:00:49,437 --> 01:00:52,907 So you have a pretty rough life, huh? 789 01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:55,782 - Hideous, isn't it? -I don't know how you stand it. 790 01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:57,613 It's not all it's cracked up to be. 791 01:00:57,696 --> 01:01:00,791 I've heard that having loads of money can be a real let-down. 792 01:01:02,576 --> 01:01:05,125 You think I could do anything I want to? 793 01:01:06,204 --> 01:01:10,835 Truth is, my dad's been saving a place for me on the board since I was two 794 01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:13,636 and my mother won't be happy until I've married Chloe 795 01:01:13,712 --> 01:01:16,716 and have nine children with perfect teeth. 796 01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:18,675 They've got it all planned out for me 797 01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:21,762 and I'm, like, "This is it? This is my life?" 798 01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:27,483 No, nice try, but not quite. 799 01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:30,483 Oh, angst. The rich kid's alternative to real problems. 800 01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:34,863 Sarcasm. The chalet girl's alternative to real humour. I know I'm lucky... 801 01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:37,069 "But I'm stuck in this caged existence 802 01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:39,496 of vintage champagne and luxury ski chalets 803 01:01:39,571 --> 01:01:41,699 when I just want to be a pop star." 804 01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:43,954 Rock star. 805 01:01:50,457 --> 01:01:53,882 - Why don't you just do it, then? - it's just not that simple. 806 01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:59,470 - What? - it's nothing. 807 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:02,143 No, what? Go on. 808 01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:04,597 It's just a bit silly. My mum always used to say, 809 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:08,146 "You've got brains in your head, feet in your shoes." 810 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:11,274 "You can steer yourself in any direction you choose." 811 01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:15,819 Clever girl, your mum. 812 01:02:21,529 --> 01:02:23,623 Yeah. We should get going. 813 01:02:24,866 --> 01:02:26,243 Yeah. 814 01:02:27,702 --> 01:02:29,921 I hope you know what you're doing. 815 01:02:31,539 --> 01:02:33,086 - Excuse me? - I'm just saying. 816 01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:37,296 The season ends, he goes back to his world, you go back to yours. 817 01:02:37,379 --> 01:02:38,676 What are you left with? 818 01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:42,726 My world? Where exactly is that? Pluto? 819 01:02:42,801 --> 01:02:46,180 - No, that's not what I meant. - Don't judge me by your standards. 820 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:48,357 You'd rather be with a rich idiot like Nigel 821 01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:51,401 instead of Mikki who you are clearly in love with. 822 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:55,276 - I'm going for a beer. - There's something you need to know. 823 01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:59,235 I think I'm done on the friendly advice for now, thanks. 824 01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:02,821 It'd be better if you just stay out of it, OK? 825 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:09,870 Do you want to talk about it? A barman's cheaper than a shrink. 826 01:03:10,829 --> 01:03:12,923 A beer's cheaper than a barman. 827 01:03:13,748 --> 01:03:17,753 - I'm pretty cheap. - Beer doesn't talk back either. 828 01:03:40,859 --> 01:03:42,827 Hey. Are you OK? 829 01:03:42,902 --> 01:03:47,157 - She told you where I was, then? - I'm staying out of it. 830 01:03:47,866 --> 01:03:49,868 Look, about us... 831 01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:52,916 Night, Jonny. 832 01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:58,259 What I really came to say was I booked the helicopter again. 833 01:04:00,045 --> 01:04:02,389 I need someone to serve me lunch. 834 01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:06,176 You are so annoying. 835 01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:20,944 I I feel sweet 836 01:04:21,024 --> 01:04:23,493 J' Do you feel sweet? 837 01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:25,320 .P It's amazing 838 01:04:29,157 --> 01:04:33,333 J' I have no skin, and I feel everything 839 01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,084 .P It's amazing 840 01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:41,382 I I've wanted this for so long 841 01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:43,964 I Now the deed has been done 842 01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:46,971 I We shall rise with the sun 843 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:49,394 J' Spend our time as one 844 01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:02,653 I Now there is no sin in anything 845 01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:04,530 .P it's life-changing 846 01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:08,246 J' This feeling 847 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:21,134 J' This feeling 848 01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:28,642 J' This feeling 849 01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:33,351 .P It's amazing 850 01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:39,152 J* From now on 851 01:05:40,061 --> 01:05:42,484 J* From now on 852 01:05:42,564 --> 01:05:45,067 J* We are one 853 01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:47,323 .P It's amazing 854 01:05:47,402 --> 01:05:50,281 J* it's in the stars, in the sun 855 01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:52,411 .P it's everywhere, in everyone 856 01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:56,211 I And it will be every day 857 01:05:57,162 --> 01:06:01,838 J* From now on 858 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,801 J* We are one 859 01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:07,471 .P It's amazing 860 01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:09,549 It's like pass the parcel. 861 01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:13,974 34B. Knew it. 862 01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:32,823 Wh at? 863 01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:36,284 Nothing. 864 01:06:47,587 --> 01:06:52,468 Would it freak you out if I said that was the best day of my life? 865 01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:57,556 OK, maybe not the best, but certainly top... five. 866 01:07:00,808 --> 01:07:03,652 What is with you people walking in on me naked? 867 01:07:03,728 --> 01:07:07,403 I think the idea was you stayed below stairs, young lady. 868 01:07:07,482 --> 01:07:11,783 And you, don't you have an engagement party to go to? 869 01:07:13,071 --> 01:07:15,449 For a second there I thought she meant... 870 01:07:18,409 --> 01:07:20,286 Oh. 871 01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:36,849 - I did try to tell you. -it's not hard. 872 01:07:36,928 --> 01:07:39,056 "Did you hear Jonny proposed to Chloe?" 873 01:07:39,138 --> 01:07:41,232 "No. Thanks for letting me know, chum." 874 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:43,105 I didn't want to see you get hurt. 875 01:07:43,184 --> 01:07:47,530 Yeah, you just did a spiffing job all round, didn't you? 876 01:07:47,605 --> 01:07:51,576 She's a chalet girl. My God, it is such a cliché. 877 01:07:51,651 --> 01:07:54,154 I wouldn't have minded so much if you were discreet 878 01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:57,867 but Bernhardt said you were all over each other, on the beginner slope! 879 01:07:57,949 --> 01:08:01,453 Bernhardt could learn a few things about being discreet himself. 880 01:08:01,536 --> 01:08:04,085 Honey, do you realise what you're risking here? 881 01:08:04,163 --> 01:08:06,291 You have to stop this right now, or I will. 882 01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:09,969 This isn't Jane Austen, Mum. Look, when you and Dad met... 883 01:08:10,044 --> 01:08:12,138 Enough, Jonathan. 884 01:08:13,965 --> 01:08:15,842 I just think you can do better. 885 01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:18,394 Well, I don't think Dad could have done better. 886 01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:22,850 Look, your father and I, we got lucky. 887 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:26,061 But believe me, this girl is only after one thing. 888 01:08:26,144 --> 01:08:28,146 Yeah. And it was great. 889 01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:31,699 - Is there a reason you're still here? - Look, Kim, can we just... 890 01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:36,621 There's a noise. I can't quite... Oh, that's right, it's a lying bastard. 891 01:08:36,696 --> 01:08:39,165 Yeah. OK. 892 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:43,711 Erm, well, look, I owe you... three hours. 893 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:49,713 Shit. 894 01:08:49,792 --> 01:08:53,296 Kim! Kim, wait! Kim! 895 01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:57,767 Kim! 896 01:09:12,523 --> 01:09:15,697 About 8:30 tomorrow. I'll cook you a nice tea to celebrate. 897 01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:18,530 - What about the competition? -I was never going to win. 898 01:09:18,613 --> 01:09:20,741 It's fine. I can come back and sort you out. 899 01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:23,872 I've lasted three months. I'm sure I can manage another week. 900 01:09:23,951 --> 01:09:27,125 Dad, I looked online at your latest order. 24 tins of beans? 901 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:31,167 Are you giving up the chance of a lifetime 902 01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:33,294 because I'm eating too many baked beans? 903 01:09:33,378 --> 01:09:35,472 Someone's got to take care of you. 904 01:09:35,546 --> 01:09:38,800 Oh, no, you don't. Don't you dare do that, Kimmy. 905 01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:41,602 Don't you put this on me. This is your decision. 906 01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:45,478 Anyway, since when did my Kimmy ever say there was no way 907 01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:47,399 she was gonna win something? 908 01:09:47,475 --> 01:09:49,569 I'll tell you something else, Kimberley. 909 01:09:51,312 --> 01:09:52,655 What, William? 910 01:09:54,774 --> 01:09:57,027 It's what she would have wanted. 911 01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:01,039 Hallo. Was bekommst du? 912 01:10:02,115 --> 01:10:03,867 Erm, what do you want? 913 01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:17,805 It's a beautiful spring morning here in St Anton, 914 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,599 perfect conditions for the open qualifiers! 915 01:10:21,509 --> 01:10:23,978 Come on! Come on! 916 01:10:29,142 --> 01:10:32,112 ranks with a kicker. 917 01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:34,989 Mixing things up 918 01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:37,362 and finishing off with a super styley 540 919 01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:40,787 that should see him through to the weekend's final. 920 01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:45,459 And there it is, a 73! That sends Hampton through. 921 01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:50,414 Next up, from Finland, Mikki Niemenan! 922 01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:53,796 - That's you, champ. - Is Georgie out there? 923 01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:57,630 Well, don't think about her. Think about the run. Only the run. 924 01:10:57,712 --> 01:10:59,885 Be the board. 925 01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:05,519 Go! 926 01:11:09,515 --> 01:11:11,859 hammers those rails! 927 01:11:13,728 --> 01:11:16,151 Niemenan showing some impressive skills. 928 01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:20,739 Switch 50-50, backside 180. 929 01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:24,823 Sweet! Coming up to the booter where he fell last year. 930 01:11:24,906 --> 01:11:27,284 Hits it, going for broke! 931 01:11:27,909 --> 01:11:30,253 Whoa! 932 01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:34,207 And broke it is! 933 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:38,466 He's up, but he's going to have a monster headache in the morning. 934 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:41,468 - You sure you want this? - Just do it. 935 01:11:41,547 --> 01:11:44,676 And in the ladies' qualifiers now... 936 01:11:44,759 --> 01:11:46,807 Don't worry, it's legal. 937 01:11:50,014 --> 01:11:53,109 - Better than sex too. - ..Tara Dakides! 938 01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:57,902 A solid 50-50 on the goalpost. Boom! 939 01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:02,489 She spread some butter on the box! 940 01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:06,914 And a frontside seven lean! 941 01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:10,793 A master class from the master! 942 01:12:10,868 --> 01:12:13,291 The Greek goddess! 943 01:12:13,371 --> 01:12:17,342 Whatever, man! She is awesome! 944 01:12:17,458 --> 01:12:20,132 The Queen of Scream is back! 945 01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:23,010 - Ow! - Now, last up, strapped in, 946 01:12:23,089 --> 01:12:26,889 trying to follow an amazing run, newcomer Kim Matthews. 947 01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:28,641 Let's see what she has got! 948 01:12:28,719 --> 01:12:32,349 Drei, zwei, eins. Go! 949 01:12:34,809 --> 01:12:38,188 A front 180 to switch tail, a 180 out! 950 01:12:38,729 --> 01:12:41,073 Textbook awesomeness! 951 01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:44,118 A silky tail press. Nice one, Matthews! 952 01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:50,242 Throwing an indy grab coming off the box! 953 01:12:51,659 --> 01:12:55,289 And here she goes now, coming up to the big booter! 954 01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:03,425 What's happened there? 955 01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:06,595 She's stopped short and takes the lame line down. 956 01:13:07,174 --> 01:13:11,600 Kim might have done just enough on the top section to get into the main event. 957 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:16,230 Oh, no. 59, just outside qualification. 958 01:13:16,309 --> 01:13:18,562 Kim will be back on finals day, 959 01:13:18,644 --> 01:13:21,147 but she'll have to wait and see if she gets a ride. 960 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,904 I came 21 st. Yay! 961 01:13:23,983 --> 01:13:26,111 That's great. How many qualify? 962 01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:30,198 The top 20. So, suddenly, not so yay. I am first reserve though. 963 01:13:30,281 --> 01:13:34,127 - I get a chance if someone pulls out. - You gave it your best shot though. 964 01:13:36,370 --> 01:13:39,624 - Dad, I've got to go. - OK, bye. 965 01:13:39,707 --> 01:13:41,380 Bye. 966 01:13:41,459 --> 01:13:43,962 - Finland! 967 01:13:44,045 --> 01:13:46,173 Morphine rules! 968 01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:48,974 It's just ligaments, thank God. 969 01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,558 Oh, piss off! Again. 970 01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:14,560 -Hi. 971 01:15:19,306 --> 01:15:21,934 So you are the Yeti. 972 01:15:23,269 --> 01:15:24,646 Must be the hair. 973 01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,311 Want to talk about it? 974 01:16:06,145 --> 01:16:07,237 No. 975 01:16:09,857 --> 01:16:11,780 It's just something that... 976 01:16:23,287 --> 01:16:25,255 Er... 977 01:16:25,331 --> 01:16:27,174 We were... 978 01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:29,877 We were driving home, and, erm... 979 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:31,587 I'd just won the London Trials 980 01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:34,469 and... all of us in the car, 981 01:16:34,548 --> 01:16:36,050 me and my mum and dad, 982 01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:38,386 were singing at the top of our voices 983 01:16:38,469 --> 01:16:41,894 and we were all laughing cos none of us can sing for shit. 984 01:16:41,972 --> 01:16:44,020 And, erm... 985 01:16:45,476 --> 01:16:47,353 Er... 986 01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:49,939 My dad had to swerve, and... 987 01:16:51,816 --> 01:16:54,114 And he skidded off the road. 988 01:16:57,488 --> 01:16:59,035 And my... 989 01:17:01,826 --> 01:17:04,670 My mum was on the side that got hit, and... 990 01:17:08,749 --> 01:17:10,922 And she died. 991 01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:14,968 My mum died. 992 01:17:19,426 --> 01:17:21,349 I just really miss her. 993 01:17:33,858 --> 01:17:35,826 Sorry. I'm so sorry. 994 01:17:37,611 --> 01:17:40,239 I always get like this when I'm around Yetis. 995 01:17:46,871 --> 01:17:48,544 Let's ride. 996 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:56,802 I always tell the mountains my problems. They're good listeners. 997 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:47,853 Two minutes. I'm going to go and tell the caterers. 998 01:18:54,313 --> 01:18:55,815 Jonathan! 999 01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:58,193 Deidre and I would like to say... 1000 01:18:58,275 --> 01:19:00,903 Lord and Lady Marberry, can I get you another drink? 1001 01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:04,115 Well, why not? Good to see you. 1002 01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,542 If you've got to do it, do it now. 1003 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:18,005 He had it the entire time we were there and I had no idea. Such a surprise. 1004 01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:21,011 - Excuse me. Can I have a word? - Yeah. 1005 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:22,967 Thanks. 1006 01:19:23,050 --> 01:19:24,723 What's up? 1007 01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:28,272 Wh at? 1008 01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:32,401 - What is it? - Erm... 1009 01:19:32,476 --> 01:19:35,446 I have an idea that I wanted to run by you. 1010 01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:42,703 How-How would you feel if we didn't get married? 1011 01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:44,780 How would that sit with you? 1012 01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:53,381 - Good idea. - Really? You're OK with this? 1013 01:19:54,748 --> 01:19:56,796 Of course I'm not OK with it. 1014 01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:01,593 - Look, I understand it's bad timing. - Do you really? 1015 01:20:01,672 --> 01:20:05,677 Ending a five-year relationship in the middle of our engagement party? 1016 01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:08,979 Yes, I think that constitutes bad timing! 1017 01:20:11,056 --> 01:20:14,981 - I'm sorry, I'm... - An asshole is what you are! 1018 01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:20,942 Exactly right. I am. 1019 01:20:24,528 --> 01:20:26,951 You're in love with her, aren't you? 1020 01:20:31,535 --> 01:20:34,664 Exactly right. I am. 1021 01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:47,726 Someday I will probably thank you for this, 1022 01:20:47,801 --> 01:20:51,476 for not going through with it just to please your mother. 1023 01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:55,647 But today... 1024 01:21:03,567 --> 01:21:06,912 Today, it's not quite how I'm feeling. 1025 01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:11,709 Here, I got you some ice for the swelling. 1026 01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:16,209 They're gonna blow up. 1027 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,173 Come on, let's go. 1028 01:21:23,921 --> 01:21:26,299 - And for your next trick... - You're not upset? 1029 01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:28,805 She's lovely, but I trust you. 1030 01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:31,933 - Your mother, on the other hand... - (wine glass tings) 1031 01:21:34,348 --> 01:21:37,978 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the happy couple. 1032 01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:40,404 In the unlikely event of an emergency landing, 1033 01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:43,824 the cabin crew will direct you to the nearest available exit. 1034 01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:45,901 It was like love at first sight. 1035 01:21:45,984 --> 01:21:48,783 They were kids, if you can believe that. 1036 01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:54,418 OK, baby. Let's get you drunk. 1037 01:21:55,869 --> 01:21:59,749 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 1038 01:21:59,832 --> 01:22:01,254 Yeah, laters, babe. Yeah. 1039 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:03,961 Oh, my God! You guys are never going to believe 1040 01:22:04,044 --> 01:22:05,717 what happened to Jonny and Chloe. 1041 01:22:05,796 --> 01:22:09,801 Apparently there was this major showdown at their engagement party. 1042 01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:12,557 Hattie says Chloe dumped Jonny in front of everyone 1043 01:22:12,636 --> 01:22:14,388 and Jonny stormed out. 1044 01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:17,600 But Pips also tweeted that it was Jonny who broke up with Chloe 1045 01:22:17,683 --> 01:22:20,061 and Chloe just passed out, right there. 1046 01:22:20,144 --> 01:22:23,114 Either way, it was just super-dramatic, right? 1047 01:22:29,736 --> 01:22:31,488 Wh at? 1048 01:22:31,572 --> 01:22:33,666 I couldn't care less. 1049 01:22:37,661 --> 01:22:43,088 Welcome to Channel 419, broadcasting live from St Anton, Austria. 1050 01:22:43,167 --> 01:22:45,795 Let's go to our girl on the scene, Jasmine Kendal. 1051 01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:49,382 So it's finals day here in St Anton, and one shot is all they get. 1052 01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,513 Come on, y'all. Let's make some noise! 1053 01:22:52,843 --> 01:22:56,564 The Roxy Slopestyle Pro! Whoo! 1054 01:22:56,638 --> 01:23:01,439 Come on, let this be the best event in the history of snowboarding! Let's go! 1055 01:23:01,518 --> 01:23:03,771 Whoo! 1056 01:23:03,854 --> 01:23:06,482 Good luck, Kim. I hope you get a ride. 1057 01:23:06,565 --> 01:23:09,739 Yeah, well, fingers crossed. 1058 01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:11,695 Thanks, Gunter. 1059 01:23:14,072 --> 01:23:16,120 Whoa, whoa, this area is reserved. 1060 01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,373 - Well, I'm the reserve. - Oh, yes? 1061 01:23:18,452 --> 01:23:21,046 - Your tick here? - Does it really matter? 1062 01:23:21,121 --> 01:23:24,716 -You're not listening. -Enough. I'm doing it already. 1063 01:23:26,793 --> 01:23:28,591 Thanks. 1064 01:23:28,670 --> 01:23:32,345 20th qualifier, Anja Schmidt! 1065 01:23:32,424 --> 01:23:35,268 By my count, nice. That's an 84! 1066 01:23:36,386 --> 01:23:39,310 Bethany Loux, getting high! She's looking good! 1067 01:23:40,432 --> 01:23:43,026 Uh-oh, that bump's gonna cost her. 1068 01:23:43,727 --> 01:23:48,358 Halfway through the competition now, and this thing is still wide open. 1069 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:51,319 What's this? A front flip! Yes! 1070 01:23:51,401 --> 01:23:54,200 Awesome-tacularl 1071 01:23:58,700 --> 01:24:01,670 Some major amplitude on that hit! Sick! 1072 01:24:02,788 --> 01:24:06,292 Deep in the final stages. It is getting tense! 1073 01:24:07,834 --> 01:24:10,838 Oh. And a super-smooth 720. 1074 01:24:10,921 --> 01:24:14,141 That takes Kjersti Buaas into top spot! 1075 01:24:16,718 --> 01:24:19,392 Final three competitors to the gate, please. 1076 01:24:19,471 --> 01:24:24,773 Howson, Beal and... Dakides. 1077 01:24:24,851 --> 01:24:28,446 You see, you must have a system or else everything fails. 1078 01:24:28,522 --> 01:24:31,366 Now, my friend, my work here is done. 1079 01:24:33,151 --> 01:24:35,654 - Hey. - Just wanted to say good luck. 1080 01:24:35,737 --> 01:24:37,239 Thanks. 1081 01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:41,209 Hey, you killed it in qualifying, you know that? 1082 01:24:41,285 --> 01:24:45,335 - Up to the point where I screwed up. - Yeah. Up until then. 1083 01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:47,337 OK, Tara, it's ready. 1084 01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:51,254 - Well, I'll leave you to it. - Thanks. 1085 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:57,560 Pretty near perfect yesterday, babe. What's left to prove? 1086 01:25:11,106 --> 01:25:14,201 Hey, Kim. Come back. 1087 01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:22,539 - You're riding. - But no one's dropped out. 1088 01:25:32,085 --> 01:25:35,555 Try not to screw up this time, huh? 1089 01:25:35,631 --> 01:25:40,808 Hey, clipboard guy. I'm pulling out. I gave my bib to Kim. 1090 01:25:47,309 --> 01:25:50,939 - Last up, lead qualifier... - Hold on. 1091 01:25:51,021 --> 01:25:56,949 Wait... I'm being told that Tara Dakides has had to pull out. 1092 01:25:57,027 --> 01:26:01,248 Her place is being taken by Kim Matthews from the UK. 1093 01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:14,844 - Hello? -Channel 419. 1094 01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:17,218 I'm on. Now. 1095 01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:28,142 Ready? 1096 01:26:33,980 --> 01:26:37,610 J' Oh, take these storms away, start a brand-new story 1097 01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:41,197 J' I'll make it through each day, singing death or glory 1098 01:26:41,321 --> 01:26:43,369 - I Lord won't answer me - Drei... 1099 01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:46,577 - J' I won't let it bring me down - Zwei, eins... 1100 01:26:46,660 --> 01:26:47,752 Go! 1101 01:26:49,996 --> 01:26:52,340 What channel? Now? 1102 01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:54,259 Cheers, Bill. Les! 1103 01:26:57,963 --> 01:27:00,466 Kim 's coming up to the table. 1104 01:27:04,094 --> 01:27:05,220 - Come on. - I Hold on 1105 01:27:06,555 --> 01:27:08,398 I Hold on 1106 01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:14,230 On the goalpost, backside boardslide. Nice! 1107 01:27:20,444 --> 01:27:21,445 Yes! 1108 01:27:21,528 --> 01:27:24,828 Now what has she saved up for last? 1109 01:27:40,672 --> 01:27:43,892 J* Hold on, hold on 1110 01:27:43,967 --> 01:27:47,392 I Where we belong 1111 01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:52,398 J* My heart, my song 1112 01:27:52,476 --> 01:27:55,320 J* We stand alone 1113 01:27:55,395 --> 01:28:00,026 I Where we belong 1114 01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:03,032 Switch rodeo 900! 1115 01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:05,614 She is so sweet, my teeth hurt! 1116 01:28:08,283 --> 01:28:09,455 Yes! 1117 01:28:17,417 --> 01:28:19,761 Hey, whoa! Let's stay professional! 1118 01:28:19,836 --> 01:28:22,840 I'm her agent. All offers to me! 1119 01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:26,973 Ow. Ooh. Ow. 1120 01:28:27,052 --> 01:28:29,054 You were amazing, Betty. 1121 01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:31,811 Pull your chequebooks and follow me. 1122 01:28:31,890 --> 01:28:34,689 She's my friend! I saw her first! 1123 01:28:40,023 --> 01:28:41,866 Congratulations. 1124 01:28:41,942 --> 01:28:45,992 So I guess your hourly rate just shot through the roof. 1125 01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:49,871 Oh, right. It's the lying bastard. 1126 01:28:49,950 --> 01:28:55,081 - Technically, I never lied to you. - Withholding-the-truth bastard. 1127 01:28:56,915 --> 01:28:59,259 You hurt me, you know. 1128 01:29:02,546 --> 01:29:03,889 Look... 1129 01:29:05,006 --> 01:29:09,386 I'm sorry. I really am. You know it's over... 1130 01:29:09,469 --> 01:29:13,144 Things are gonna have to change now I'm a global snowboarding megastar. 1131 01:29:16,518 --> 01:29:19,772 You're right. You're completely out of my league. 1132 01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:21,482 Hm-hmm. 1133 01:29:21,565 --> 01:29:25,786 It would be really awkward if I was always paying for everything. 1134 01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:27,989 I could be a kept man. 1135 01:29:29,781 --> 01:29:31,499 Come here! 1136 01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:37,456 I've never kissed a girl in a helmet before. 1137 01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:39,257 Safety first. 1138 01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:49,768 Oh, God. 1139 01:29:49,843 --> 01:29:52,312 We don't have a license for that stuff! 1140 01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:01,237 Alright. 1141 01:30:01,313 --> 01:30:03,315 Kim, come up here and get your prize! 1142 01:30:08,528 --> 01:30:10,246 That was so beautiful. 1143 01:30:12,490 --> 01:30:16,370 Georgie, from the moment I laid eyes on you, 1144 01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:18,667 I knew that one day we would be together 1145 01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:21,091 and now seeing you here I... 1146 01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:25,220 Shitballs. 1147 01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:29,599 How about you? Want to catch a gondola? 1148 01:30:29,674 --> 01:30:31,551 - OK. - Really? 1149 01:30:34,220 --> 01:30:38,976 And in first place, winning $25,000, 1150 01:30:39,059 --> 01:30:43,656 please welcome to the podium Kim Matthews! 1151 01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:59,922 What a future this girl has ahead of her! Amazing! 1152 01:31:28,775 --> 01:31:31,278 .P You say everything 's alright 1153 01:31:31,361 --> 01:31:35,241 .P I say nothing can go right, yeah 1154 01:31:35,323 --> 01:31:37,200 J' Oh, what a game you can play 1155 01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:41,955 J' Sad days add to confusion 1156 01:31:42,038 --> 01:31:45,918 J' Sad ways end in delusion, yeah 1157 01:31:46,001 --> 01:31:47,674 .P That's the name of the game 1158 01:31:49,295 --> 01:31:51,844 .P Well, I know your love is rough 1159 01:31:51,923 --> 01:31:54,722 I And the road you take is tough 1160 01:31:54,801 --> 01:31:57,054 I But I just can't get enough 1161 01:31:57,137 --> 01:31:58,639 I Chequered love 1162 01:31:58,722 --> 01:32:02,647 - Erm... - I'm trying a bit of the old gourmet. 1163 01:32:02,726 --> 01:32:05,400 Oh, yeah? Who's the lucky lady? 1164 01:32:05,478 --> 01:32:06,821 You are? 1165 01:32:09,315 --> 01:32:11,158 I mean, only if you want to. 1166 01:32:11,234 --> 01:32:12,861 I mean, I only said that 1167 01:32:12,944 --> 01:32:14,867 cos I thought it sounded cool. 1168 01:32:14,946 --> 01:32:19,326 - I finish work at six. - Six is good. 1169 01:32:19,409 --> 01:32:21,958 See you at six, then. 1170 01:32:23,830 --> 01:32:26,174 .P Well, I know your love is rough 1171 01:32:26,249 --> 01:32:28,843 I And the road you take is tough 1172 01:32:28,918 --> 01:32:31,137 I But I just can't get enough 1173 01:32:31,212 --> 01:32:33,214 I Chequered love 1174 01:32:33,298 --> 01:32:35,551 Kim, this is big. 1175 01:32:35,675 --> 01:32:39,725 You know, pro snowboarder, sponsorship deals all over the place. 1176 01:32:39,804 --> 01:32:42,557 And you totally rocked up with some hot guy. 1177 01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:46,816 - So that's brilliant. - He just keeps following me around. 1178 01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:50,399 If you want me to take him off your hands, that is something I could do. 1179 01:32:50,482 --> 01:32:53,361 Yeah. We could sort of share him. 1180 01:32:55,070 --> 01:32:56,196 I Chequered love 1181 01:33:01,242 --> 01:33:03,916 .P You say everything 's alright 1182 01:33:03,995 --> 01:33:07,795 .P I say nothing can go right, yeah 1183 01:33:07,874 --> 01:33:09,251 J' Oh, what a game you can play 1184 01:33:09,334 --> 01:33:12,213 -Oh! Nigel! 1185 01:33:12,295 --> 01:33:14,844 Jules, we did it! It's under 90 seconds! 1186 01:33:14,923 --> 01:33:16,425 Well done, babes. 1187 01:33:16,508 --> 01:33:20,638 J' Oh, I can't let go 1188 01:33:20,762 --> 01:33:22,435 .P Cos I need you so tonight 1189 01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:44,086 Whoo-hoo! 1190 01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:45,412 - Oh _ 1191 01:33:45,495 --> 01:33:47,497 I Chequered love 1192 01:33:49,624 --> 01:33:51,376 Action. 1193 01:33:51,459 --> 01:33:53,632 - This is your fault. - You are welcome. 1194 01:33:54,838 --> 01:33:57,387 - Oh.