1 00:00:13,231 --> 00:00:16,045 Stand up, stand up 2 00:00:16,143 --> 00:00:18,957 For College 3 00:00:19,055 --> 00:00:24,968 Each manly voice upraise 4 00:00:25,071 --> 00:00:27,940 Clasp each the hand 5 00:00:28,046 --> 00:00:30,948 In brotherhood 6 00:00:31,055 --> 00:00:33,772 And raise the roof 7 00:00:33,871 --> 00:00:37,100 With praise 8 00:00:37,199 --> 00:00:41,671 And when these days of school 9 00:00:41,776 --> 00:00:43,663 Are past 10 00:00:43,759 --> 00:00:48,265 Though we'll be near or far 11 00:00:49,327 --> 00:00:55,207 We'll stand again for College 12 00:00:55,312 --> 00:01:00,941 Who made us what we are 13 00:02:15,186 --> 00:02:18,382 - Get that trunk out of the way! - Hey! Hey! 14 00:02:24,626 --> 00:02:26,698 Machin, you bloody shag! 15 00:02:27,698 --> 00:02:29,585 Where's my hockey stick? 16 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:32,049 Oil Where's my hockey stick? 17 00:02:34,161 --> 00:02:36,463 Run in the corridor! Run! 18 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,726 Biles, you freak, where are you? 19 00:02:49,490 --> 00:02:52,653 Excuse me. I can't see my name. I'm new. 20 00:02:52,754 --> 00:02:55,568 You don't speak to us. You're a scum, aren't you? 21 00:02:55,666 --> 00:02:57,935 - I don't know. - Of course he's a scum. 22 00:02:58,035 --> 00:03:00,337 You're blocking my view, scum. 23 00:03:00,435 --> 00:03:03,915 Scum! 24 00:03:19,027 --> 00:03:20,914 Biles, Markland. 25 00:03:23,923 --> 00:03:26,956 Biles, take these to my study. 26 00:03:27,058 --> 00:03:29,513 And this. 27 00:03:29,619 --> 00:03:31,440 And watch those eggs. 28 00:03:32,659 --> 00:03:35,757 Markland, warm a lavatory seat for me. I'll be ready in three minutes. 29 00:03:39,955 --> 00:03:43,086 - And who are you? - Please, sir, I'm Jute. 30 00:03:43,187 --> 00:03:45,075 Are you indeed? 31 00:03:46,164 --> 00:03:48,105 Brunning! 32 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:55,049 This is Jute. 33 00:03:55,156 --> 00:03:57,610 You'reJute's bumf tutor. Take him to the sweat room. 34 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:00,977 And, Jute. 35 00:04:01,076 --> 00:04:02,963 You don't call me "sir." 36 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:08,620 Run! Run in the corridor! 37 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:18,067 No! Mercy! Plead mercy! 38 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,173 Jute! 39 00:04:29,237 --> 00:04:31,025 Here. Jute. 40 00:04:36,981 --> 00:04:40,329 This is your place. Books and magazines here. 41 00:04:40,436 --> 00:04:42,258 Food in the locker. 42 00:04:42,357 --> 00:04:45,007 Pinups over here, okay? 43 00:04:46,741 --> 00:04:48,628 Silence in the sweat room! 44 00:04:50,644 --> 00:04:54,288 I would like to remind the sweat room that no tinned or potted foods are allowed... 45 00:04:54,389 --> 00:04:57,138 except tinned fruit and baked beans without meat. 46 00:04:57,237 --> 00:04:59,124 Shut up! 47 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,229 Duty scumming list now up. 48 00:05:02,326 --> 00:05:05,140 Junior table and exercise list up in five minutes. 49 00:05:05,237 --> 00:05:07,756 Get on with it. 50 00:05:22,902 --> 00:05:25,323 - Come on up, Bobby. - We want to stroke you. 51 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:29,073 You two! Get upstairs and behave yourselves. 52 00:05:29,174 --> 00:05:31,694 And you, Philips, stop tarting. 53 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:33,838 I'm not tarting. 54 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:35,829 You need a haircut. 55 00:05:43,670 --> 00:05:47,532 Right! Get a move on. You've got 30 minutes to get out and get your trunks up into the loft. 56 00:05:50,006 --> 00:05:53,039 God. It's Guy Fawkes back again. 57 00:05:53,142 --> 00:05:55,281 - Hello, Michael. - Hello, Mick. 58 00:06:10,231 --> 00:06:12,369 You've got 29 minutes left. 59 00:06:12,471 --> 00:06:14,292 Oh, can it, bog face. 60 00:06:14,391 --> 00:06:16,430 Lay off it, Stephans. You're monotonous already. 61 00:06:16,534 --> 00:06:18,422 Being lippy, Knightly? 62 00:06:21,335 --> 00:06:23,570 Tidy this disgusting mess. 63 00:06:28,247 --> 00:06:30,450 What the hell's that? 64 00:06:35,383 --> 00:06:38,579 Hey! Peanuts has come back with a bloody ray gun. 65 00:06:38,679 --> 00:06:40,500 It's a bloody ray gun. 66 00:06:40,599 --> 00:06:44,309 God, Stephans, you're so ignorant. Anyone can see it's a shag spot burner. 67 00:06:44,408 --> 00:06:46,709 Clear your face up in a couple of seconds. 68 00:06:46,808 --> 00:06:50,222 Actually, it's a six-inch standard reflecting telescope. 69 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,214 Well, get it out of here. 70 00:06:53,304 --> 00:06:56,467 Knightly, stop preening yourself in that mirror. 71 00:06:56,567 --> 00:06:59,087 Preen, preen, preen and pride. 72 00:07:11,704 --> 00:07:14,037 Travis, you're in the house. 73 00:07:14,136 --> 00:07:16,023 Take that crap off! 74 00:07:24,249 --> 00:07:26,070 Go onl Catch him. 75 00:07:29,304 --> 00:07:31,191 - Travis! - Sorry, Denson. 76 00:08:10,362 --> 00:08:13,111 God, you're ugly. You look evil. 77 00:08:13,209 --> 00:08:17,780 Yeah. My face is a never-fading source of wonder to me. 78 00:08:20,090 --> 00:08:22,194 What did you grow it for? 79 00:08:22,297 --> 00:08:24,118 To hide my sins. 80 00:08:31,353 --> 00:08:34,452 Scum! 81 00:08:40,155 --> 00:08:41,943 What do you think ofhim? 82 00:08:45,785 --> 00:08:47,607 Fantastic. 83 00:08:47,706 --> 00:08:50,226 Put him right in the middle. 84 00:09:11,195 --> 00:09:13,366 Fantastic. 85 00:09:16,795 --> 00:09:20,919 Do you know what I did this summer? Built a hut in the woods. 86 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:25,361 Lived there for three weeks by myself, till I ran out of food. 87 00:09:27,003 --> 00:09:30,418 It was an experiment in asceticism. 88 00:09:30,523 --> 00:09:33,490 Penetrating the inner core of my being. 89 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:36,827 You do anything good? 90 00:09:36,923 --> 00:09:38,744 I... 91 00:09:38,842 --> 00:09:42,290 met this fantastic bird in the East End, went round all the pubs. 92 00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:44,401 You ever been to those pubs? 93 00:09:44,507 --> 00:09:47,125 You should see those old loves dancing... 94 00:09:47,227 --> 00:09:49,267 showing their knickers. 95 00:09:49,372 --> 00:09:52,339 Take 'em off near the end. 96 00:09:53,404 --> 00:09:56,087 She had a weird religion - only kiss on Thursdays. 97 00:09:58,108 --> 00:10:01,304 Took me home to meet her mum and dad. Well, that finished it. 98 00:10:01,404 --> 00:10:03,924 Practically married us off, they did, over the Sunday joint. 99 00:10:08,763 --> 00:10:11,762 When do we live? That's what I want to know. 100 00:10:23,325 --> 00:10:26,138 - Wally! - Hey, Wallace! Wally-Bum, come with us. 101 00:10:34,396 --> 00:10:36,763 Come on. We're gonna have our tiny parts inspected. 102 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:39,348 Here, he's not wearing a vest already, is he? 103 00:10:39,453 --> 00:10:43,381 Pass the message down to Biles: Biles, why are you a freak? 104 00:10:43,485 --> 00:10:45,372 Biles, why are you a freak? 105 00:10:46,461 --> 00:10:48,827 Biles, why are you a freak? 106 00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:50,812 Shag off, you creeps! 107 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,730 Shh! 108 00:11:00,670 --> 00:11:04,313 Now listen. You've got to know all the seniors' names. Ask me who someone is. 109 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,227 Brunning, damn you! Stop talking! 110 00:11:38,494 --> 00:11:41,559 This term I've just one thing to say to you. 111 00:11:42,558 --> 00:11:44,150 One rule. 112 00:11:44,254 --> 00:11:46,904 Follow it, and you won't go wrong. 113 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,860 And it is this: 114 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,780 Work... 115 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,787 play... 116 00:11:52,894 --> 00:11:54,933 but don't mix the two. 117 00:11:56,158 --> 00:11:59,454 Perhaps some of you new boys are a little bewildered... 118 00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:03,478 by the rapid succession of events which has overtaken you since your arrival. 119 00:12:03,582 --> 00:12:06,265 But you'll soon find your way about. 120 00:12:06,366 --> 00:12:10,490 Just remember that life here is a matter of give and take. 121 00:12:11,615 --> 00:12:13,949 We are your new family... 122 00:12:14,047 --> 00:12:17,908 and you must expect the rough-and-tumble that goes with any family life. 123 00:12:18,015 --> 00:12:20,567 We're all here to help each other. 124 00:12:20,671 --> 00:12:23,224 You will find here in College House... 125 00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:27,288 a discipline not only to help others, but also to help yourselves. 126 00:12:28,703 --> 00:12:32,150 Help the house, and you will be helped by the house. 127 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:40,052 Now I'd like to extend a warm welcome to our new undermaster, Mr. Thomas. 128 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,526 I'm sure you'll all help him to find his feet. 129 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,836 Last summer... 130 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:51,896 this house got itself a reputation for being disgustingly slack. 131 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,415 This term, things are going to be different. 132 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,389 If there's any repetition of that deplorable lack of spirit... 133 00:12:58,496 --> 00:13:01,343 I shall come crashing down on offenders. 134 00:13:03,456 --> 00:13:05,561 We don't intend to carry passengers. 135 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:08,828 I'd like to remind the house that it's winter term... 136 00:13:08,928 --> 00:13:11,197 and that lockup is at 5:00 p.m. 137 00:13:11,297 --> 00:13:15,224 Anyone leaving the house after that time must have a leave signed by a whip. 138 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,532 The town, of course, is out of bounds. 139 00:13:20,736 --> 00:13:22,624 Line up in the usual way for medical inspection! 140 00:13:22,721 --> 00:13:24,608 - Line up here! - Alphabetical order! 141 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,591 - Stop talking! - Be quiet! 142 00:13:32,544 --> 00:13:35,194 - Health certificate? Ringworm? - No. 143 00:13:35,296 --> 00:13:37,118 - Ringworm? - Eye disease? V. D? 144 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,104 - Eye disease? - Confirmation class? 145 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,021 - Confirmation class? Next. - Next. 146 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,120 - Next. - Confirmation class? Ringworm? 147 00:13:44,225 --> 00:13:46,428 - No. - Eye disease? V. D? 148 00:13:46,528 --> 00:13:48,088 - Confirmation class? - No. 149 00:13:48,192 --> 00:13:50,363 - Confirmation class? - Wake up, you! 150 00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:52,853 - Next. - Certificate. 151 00:13:52,961 --> 00:13:54,782 - Ringworm? Eye disease. - No. 152 00:13:54,881 --> 00:13:56,768 - V. D? Confirmation class? - Eye disease? 153 00:13:56,865 --> 00:13:58,687 V. D? Confirmation class? 154 00:13:58,785 --> 00:14:00,345 - Ringworm? - Right. Next! 155 00:14:00,449 --> 00:14:03,831 Sit down, sit down forJesus 156 00:14:03,937 --> 00:14:07,254 The buggers at the back can't see 157 00:14:07,361 --> 00:14:10,328 - Quiet in the dormitory! - Sit down, sit down forJesus 158 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,254 Quiet! 159 00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:16,760 Look at Fatso's blubber! It's disgusting. It's a disease. 160 00:14:16,865 --> 00:14:19,931 Christ! I'm infected. 161 00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:22,422 I've got "elephantitis"! 162 00:14:29,186 --> 00:14:32,284 Come on. Get out of it. Get out. Get - 163 00:14:32,386 --> 00:14:34,274 Come on. Move it. 164 00:14:34,371 --> 00:14:36,791 Come on, Keating. Get out! 165 00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:39,515 Fatso hasn't got elephantiasis. He's just a fatJew. 166 00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:41,440 Watch it, spotty. 167 00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:44,255 You're not a whip yet. 168 00:14:44,355 --> 00:14:47,737 Look, any more lip from you two, you'll be down for a cold shower. 169 00:14:53,155 --> 00:14:55,740 Dormitory inspection in three minutes! 170 00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:02,559 Central heating doesn't come this far, I'm afraid... 171 00:15:03,555 --> 00:15:06,075 but the room itself is quite warm. 172 00:15:18,658 --> 00:15:22,302 It's a little bare, but Mr. Britton made it very snug. 173 00:15:28,355 --> 00:15:31,836 The marvelous thing is, you're completely quiet up here. 174 00:15:33,476 --> 00:15:35,996 You can see the chapel spire when the leaves fall. 175 00:15:37,539 --> 00:15:39,426 Have you a shilling? 176 00:15:43,299 --> 00:15:45,120 Yes. 177 00:15:52,611 --> 00:15:55,294 Do come down and see us if you're at all lonely. 178 00:15:55,396 --> 00:15:57,283 Thank you so much, Mrs. Kemp. 179 00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:05,054 Junior dormitory inspection now! 180 00:16:24,579 --> 00:16:26,783 - What's this? - My diary. 181 00:16:26,884 --> 00:16:29,251 Well, keep it downstairs in the sweat room. 182 00:16:38,596 --> 00:16:42,338 All right. Good standard, Machin. Keep it up. Good night. 183 00:16:42,437 --> 00:16:44,739 Good night. 184 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,954 Come on, Travis. Stop showing off. 185 00:16:55,525 --> 00:16:58,786 Senior dormitory inspection now! 186 00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:17,343 - Good evening. - Evening. 187 00:17:31,974 --> 00:17:34,178 Your hair's still long. Get it cut. 188 00:17:38,662 --> 00:17:41,411 Otherwise, very good, Stephans. 189 00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:43,779 Lights out in 30 seconds. 190 00:17:43,878 --> 00:17:46,398 - Good night. - No talking. 191 00:17:46,502 --> 00:17:49,501 Silence! 192 00:17:56,838 --> 00:17:58,877 Jolly, jolly good, Stephans. 193 00:18:01,127 --> 00:18:04,509 Jolly, jolly good, Stephans. Jolly, jolly good. 194 00:18:04,615 --> 00:18:08,161 Oh, jolly, jolly good, Stephans. Jolly, jolly good. 195 00:18:09,159 --> 00:18:10,981 You three had better watch it. 196 00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:14,242 Don't push us, Stephans. The day's coming. 197 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,441 What day? 198 00:18:17,543 --> 00:18:21,733 One night we're gonna massacre you, Stephans. I'll do you for free. 199 00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:25,628 Townside windows and skylights open tonight! 200 00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:29,090 Lights out! 201 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,205 Stephans. 202 00:18:38,312 --> 00:18:41,923 Whatever you're doing now, don't. 203 00:18:42,952 --> 00:18:44,773 Quiet. 204 00:18:44,871 --> 00:18:47,424 Hey, Peanuts. Peanuts. 205 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,396 - Is it true you've become a Buddhist? - What? 206 00:18:50,503 --> 00:18:55,325 Christ! Don't you know Buddhists believe in being immoral? 207 00:18:55,432 --> 00:18:57,319 They worship sex. 208 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,891 You mean Hindus. Hindus worship sex. 209 00:19:01,991 --> 00:19:04,130 Shut up. Go to sleep. 210 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,862 Paradise is for the blessed, not for the sex-obsessed. 211 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,773 He who would 212 00:19:20,871 --> 00:19:23,424 True valor see 213 00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:27,870 Let him come hither 214 00:19:27,976 --> 00:19:32,995 Out here will constant be 215 00:19:33,096 --> 00:19:38,049 Come wind, come weather 216 00:19:38,152 --> 00:19:42,560 There's no discouragement 217 00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:47,301 Shall make him once relent 218 00:19:47,401 --> 00:19:50,597 His first avowed intent 219 00:19:50,697 --> 00:19:55,716 To be a pilgrim 220 00:19:55,817 --> 00:19:58,237 Since, Lord 221 00:19:58,346 --> 00:20:01,923 Thou dost defend us 222 00:20:02,025 --> 00:20:05,320 With thy spirit 223 00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:09,541 We know we at the end 224 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:13,863 Shall life inherit 225 00:20:13,961 --> 00:20:19,046 Then fancies flee away 226 00:20:19,145 --> 00:20:23,040 I'll fear not what men say 227 00:20:23,146 --> 00:20:26,757 I'll labor night and day 228 00:20:26,857 --> 00:20:31,942 To be a pilgrim 229 00:20:33,706 --> 00:20:35,527 Let us pray. 230 00:21:02,923 --> 00:21:06,534 I'll do what I can. I can't promise anything. I'll see if there's a space for you. 231 00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:08,522 Ah, Rowntree! 232 00:21:11,211 --> 00:21:14,888 That'll be all. Thank you, Finchley. I want to see all whips in my study after break. 233 00:21:14,987 --> 00:21:17,354 - Right, sir. - Oh, how was India? Enjoy it? 234 00:21:17,451 --> 00:21:19,686 - Jolly good. - Bridges. 235 00:21:19,787 --> 00:21:22,853 Bridges, I shall be taking the modern sixth for business management this term. 236 00:21:22,955 --> 00:21:25,158 - I hope you don't mind. - Yes. Yes, of course, Headmaster. 237 00:21:25,259 --> 00:21:26,819 - Headmaster- - Just a moment, Kemp. 238 00:21:26,923 --> 00:21:29,890 I've made it late school Thursdays, okay? Yes, Kemp. Sorry. 239 00:21:29,995 --> 00:21:33,541 Headmaster, may the Dramatic Society use your study for their Monday readings? 240 00:21:33,643 --> 00:21:36,839 Oh, well, I'll have to come back to you on that one, Kemp. 241 00:21:36,938 --> 00:21:39,109 Padre, that was a super voluntary you gave us this morning. 242 00:21:39,211 --> 00:21:41,861 - What was it, 18th century? - Buxtehude, Headmaster. 243 00:21:41,963 --> 00:21:44,067 Really? Well, it was lovely. 244 00:21:48,619 --> 00:21:51,936 Ah! 245 00:21:56,811 --> 00:21:59,429 Here, you've heard what's happened to the orchestra this term. 246 00:21:59,531 --> 00:22:01,735 No girls from Springfield. Complete ban. 247 00:22:01,836 --> 00:22:03,723 Not fair. Why? 248 00:22:03,819 --> 00:22:06,852 Oh, their breasts were getting too big. Temptations of the devil. 249 00:22:06,955 --> 00:22:08,843 How will we survive? 250 00:22:09,835 --> 00:22:13,152 Excuse me. Do you mind not picking your shag spots in here? 251 00:22:15,724 --> 00:22:18,091 I think it best if we ignore each other this term. 252 00:22:18,188 --> 00:22:21,351 How the hell can we, with you spewing pus all over the room? 253 00:22:21,451 --> 00:22:23,339 You drips. 254 00:22:23,436 --> 00:22:25,257 Shut up, Travis. 255 00:22:25,356 --> 00:22:27,177 Then fancies flee away 256 00:22:27,276 --> 00:22:30,408 I'll fear not what men say 257 00:22:30,508 --> 00:22:33,126 I'll labor night and day 258 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:37,002 To be a pilgrim 259 00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:42,635 Da-da-dum, da-da-da-da-dum Dum, dum 260 00:22:42,732 --> 00:22:44,968 Dum-dum-dum-dum 261 00:22:45,069 --> 00:22:48,265 Da-da-dum, da-da-da-da-dum Dum, dum 262 00:22:48,365 --> 00:22:50,470 Dum-dum-dum-dum 263 00:22:51,501 --> 00:22:53,389 Your holiday essays. 264 00:22:55,309 --> 00:22:57,447 Graves - charming. 265 00:22:57,549 --> 00:23:00,363 Keating - good. Making an effort at last. 266 00:23:00,461 --> 00:23:03,013 Denson - bad. 267 00:23:03,117 --> 00:23:05,506 Cox, Stephans - Distribute. 268 00:23:06,573 --> 00:23:10,118 I'm afraid, Michael Travis, I lost your essay somewhere in the Mont Blanc Tunnel... 269 00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:12,326 but I'm sure it was good. 270 00:23:16,173 --> 00:23:19,020 Right. 271 00:23:19,118 --> 00:23:22,281 Europe in the 19th century and the growth of nationalism. 272 00:23:23,406 --> 00:23:26,405 In studying the 19th century, one thing will be clear: 273 00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:28,419 That the growth of technology- 274 00:23:28,526 --> 00:23:32,104 telegraph, cheap newspapers, railways, transport - 275 00:23:32,206 --> 00:23:35,522 is matched by a failure of imagination, Denson... 276 00:23:35,629 --> 00:23:38,825 a fatal inability to understand the meaning and consequences... 277 00:23:38,925 --> 00:23:42,438 of all these levers, wires and railways. 278 00:23:42,542 --> 00:23:47,146 Climaxing in 1914 when the German kaiser is told by his generals... 279 00:23:47,245 --> 00:23:49,252 that he cannot stop the war he has started... 280 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,457 because it would spoil the railway timetables... 281 00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:54,728 upon which victory depended. 282 00:23:57,710 --> 00:23:59,913 Or perhaps you fashionably and happily believe... 283 00:24:00,014 --> 00:24:02,599 that it's all a simple matter of evil dictators... 284 00:24:02,703 --> 00:24:05,899 rather than whole populations of evil people like... 285 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:08,779 ourselves? 286 00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:16,070 Do you disagree? Don't you find this view of history facile? 287 00:24:17,646 --> 00:24:19,468 No? 288 00:24:20,815 --> 00:24:22,702 Do you have a view? 289 00:24:27,087 --> 00:24:29,934 Well, if you insist on staring at me like a load of Christmas puddings... 290 00:24:30,031 --> 00:24:31,918 you can at least write. 291 00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:37,000 Perhaps you'll allow me to teach you, Travis, to make drudgery divine. 292 00:24:38,095 --> 00:24:40,909 It has been said of George the Third... 293 00:24:41,007 --> 00:24:43,373 that he was a mollusk who never found his rock. 294 00:24:46,544 --> 00:24:50,601 Said by whom, uh, Travis? 295 00:24:52,336 --> 00:24:55,532 Plumb.J.H. Plumb? 296 00:24:56,848 --> 00:24:58,669 Possibly. 297 00:25:01,871 --> 00:25:05,733 What were the failures of the British constitution and the political parties... 298 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,287 that prevented the mollusk king from finding his rock? 299 00:25:09,393 --> 00:25:11,813 A 20- minute essay, uh, without notes. 300 00:25:18,512 --> 00:25:20,202 What's a mollusk, for God's sake? 301 00:25:29,553 --> 00:25:34,637 Two triangles are congruent when one fits exactly over the other. 302 00:25:35,761 --> 00:25:39,558 The sides of the one equal the sides of the other. 303 00:25:40,848 --> 00:25:44,743 The angles of the one equal the angles of the other. 304 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,566 - Understand, Brunning? - Yes, sir. 305 00:25:47,664 --> 00:25:49,803 Good! 306 00:25:49,905 --> 00:25:54,661 Sine "A" equals B-C over A-B... 307 00:25:55,729 --> 00:25:59,438 equals the perpendicular over the hypotenuse. 308 00:26:02,225 --> 00:26:04,330 - Right, Jute? - Yes, sir. 309 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,879 College is a symbol of many things - 310 00:26:08,977 --> 00:26:13,319 scholarship, integrity in public office... 311 00:26:13,425 --> 00:26:16,207 high standards in the television and entertainment worlds... 312 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:19,850 huge sacrifice in Britain's wars. 313 00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:21,775 Eyes left! 314 00:26:26,450 --> 00:26:28,839 Of course, some of our customs are silly. 315 00:26:28,945 --> 00:26:30,832 You could say we were middle class. 316 00:26:30,929 --> 00:26:35,599 But a large part of the population is in the process of becoming middle class... 317 00:26:35,698 --> 00:26:40,334 and many of the middle class's moral values are values that the country cannot do without. 318 00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:42,321 We must not expect to be thanked. 319 00:26:42,418 --> 00:26:46,574 Education in Britain is a nubile Cinderella... 320 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:49,040 sparsely clad and much interfered with. 321 00:26:51,187 --> 00:26:54,121 Britain today is a powerhouse... 322 00:26:54,227 --> 00:26:56,844 of ideas, experiment, imagination - 323 00:26:57,842 --> 00:27:00,689 on everything from pop music to pig breeding... 324 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:03,339 from atom power stations to miniskirts. 325 00:27:03,442 --> 00:27:06,125 And that's the challenge we've got to meet. 326 00:27:07,219 --> 00:27:09,106 There are boys in college... 327 00:27:09,202 --> 00:27:12,497 in whom the muscles of creativeness are flexing... 328 00:27:12,594 --> 00:27:14,928 the pinions of imagination twitching. 329 00:27:16,211 --> 00:27:18,829 That's what makes my job worth doing. 330 00:27:18,931 --> 00:27:21,581 That's what makes college an exciting place. 331 00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:36,525 - John Thomas. - Tom Thomas. 332 00:27:36,627 --> 00:27:38,448 - The headmaster? - Flossie. 333 00:27:38,548 --> 00:27:41,002 - The chaplain? - Um, Chippy Wood. 334 00:27:41,107 --> 00:27:44,555 - No, it isn't, "Um, Chippy Wood." - It's Chippy Wood. 335 00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:47,725 When Rowntree tests you, you've got to be word-perfect. 336 00:27:47,827 --> 00:27:51,439 Any "um-ing"and "er-ing,"and you're done for. Now, the town, and no mistakes. 337 00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:53,841 - Town girls. - Town tarts. 338 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:55,531 - Grammar school? - Smudges. 339 00:27:55,635 --> 00:27:57,196 - All others? - Bloody oiks. 340 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,982 Oiksl Listen. 341 00:28:00,084 --> 00:28:04,207 You do realize it's not just a matter of knowing the answers. It's how you say it. 342 00:28:04,307 --> 00:28:07,177 - One word wrong, and you fail the whole test. - And we get beaten. 343 00:28:07,284 --> 00:28:09,193 And you have to take the test all over again. 344 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,950 Right. Raising boaters? 345 00:28:12,052 --> 00:28:16,808 Boaters must be raised to masters, wives and friends of College. 346 00:28:16,915 --> 00:28:20,046 No! Masters, their wives and the friends of College. 347 00:28:20,148 --> 00:28:23,857 Masters, their wives and the friends of College. 348 00:28:27,316 --> 00:28:29,803 I'm sorry, Brunning. 349 00:29:40,181 --> 00:29:42,515 Say it! Say it! 350 00:29:45,014 --> 00:29:47,118 - Come on! To the loo! - Ready? Up. 351 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:54,830 - You love this. You love it. - Little shit! 352 00:29:54,934 --> 00:29:58,097 - All right. Get his trousers. - Get his trousers! 353 00:29:58,198 --> 00:30:02,191 I'm eating him. I'm eating him. 354 00:30:02,295 --> 00:30:04,182 Hold him! 355 00:30:04,278 --> 00:30:07,092 - Oh, dirty! You've been dirty! - Dirty habits. 356 00:30:07,190 --> 00:30:09,078 - All right! Let's wash him! - Wash him! 357 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:11,181 Come on. Upsy-daisy. 358 00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:13,775 Up we go. 359 00:30:13,878 --> 00:30:17,554 - No! - Oh, turn it up! 360 00:30:17,655 --> 00:30:20,501 - We got it, Biles. - We're gonna clean him. 361 00:30:20,599 --> 00:30:23,053 How do you like that, Biles? 362 00:30:23,159 --> 00:30:25,330 - Come on. - There we are. 363 00:30:25,431 --> 00:30:27,700 - You love it. - You like it. 364 00:30:31,799 --> 00:30:34,646 You're loving this, aren't you? Love it, Bilesl You love it! 365 00:30:34,743 --> 00:30:37,164 - Shut up! - You like it, don't you? Enjoying it. 366 00:30:40,503 --> 00:30:43,023 - Like that? - No! No! 367 00:30:43,127 --> 00:30:46,608 Come on. Let's go! 368 00:30:47,671 --> 00:30:49,493 Whoo! 369 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,900 For God's sake, Biles. 370 00:31:23,352 --> 00:31:26,767 Excuse me, please. You're standing on my clothes. 371 00:31:26,873 --> 00:31:28,694 Stand up. 372 00:31:30,424 --> 00:31:33,107 Fortissimo. All together. Onel Twol Three! 373 00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:37,234 Stand up, stand up for College 374 00:31:37,337 --> 00:31:40,751 Each manly voice upraise 375 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,906 - Clasp each the hand in brotherhood - I keep having them, sir- these thoughts. 376 00:31:46,008 --> 00:31:50,480 - And raise the roof with praise - What kind of thoughts? 377 00:31:50,585 --> 00:31:54,033 - And when these days of school are past - Dirty thoughts. 378 00:31:54,137 --> 00:31:57,300 - We all have temptations to withstand. - Though we'll be near or far 379 00:31:57,401 --> 00:31:59,255 It's too strong for me, sir. 380 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:01,556 We'll stand again for College 381 00:32:01,656 --> 00:32:03,925 Fight the good fight, Stephans. 382 00:32:04,026 --> 00:32:06,392 - Who made us - Yes, sir. 383 00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:09,303 What we are 384 00:32:16,954 --> 00:32:21,231 On, on, on, on, on, on, on! Feet, feet, feet! 385 00:32:21,338 --> 00:32:23,377 Balll Ball, Jute! 386 00:32:23,481 --> 00:32:26,644 On, on, on, on, on, on! Feet, feet! 387 00:32:26,746 --> 00:32:29,363 Get it out, lad! Better. Forward pass! 388 00:32:29,465 --> 00:32:32,148 Forward pass! 389 00:32:32,249 --> 00:32:34,388 Go low! Go low! 390 00:32:34,490 --> 00:32:37,075 Go low! Go low! 391 00:32:37,177 --> 00:32:39,064 Go low - Oh! 392 00:32:45,562 --> 00:32:49,074 Travis, Cox, Graves. 393 00:32:52,154 --> 00:32:54,903 Jackson, Pearce and Keating. 394 00:32:55,002 --> 00:32:58,298 I've told all the boys it's going to be a white Christmas... 395 00:32:58,395 --> 00:33:00,696 and I'm always right. 396 00:33:00,794 --> 00:33:02,649 It's my seaweed. 397 00:33:03,642 --> 00:33:05,747 Fisher. 398 00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:07,672 Page. 399 00:33:28,411 --> 00:33:30,298 A bit closer. 400 00:33:31,931 --> 00:33:34,069 Thank you, Philips. 401 00:33:35,482 --> 00:33:37,370 - What are these? - Muffins. 402 00:33:38,396 --> 00:33:40,664 I thought I specifically ordered crumpets. 403 00:33:40,763 --> 00:33:43,381 I couldn't get any. I thought these would do. 404 00:33:43,483 --> 00:33:46,003 - It's not up to you to think. - Sorry, Rowntree. 405 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,211 Oh, go away. 406 00:33:48,315 --> 00:33:50,137 Lazy sod. 407 00:33:53,564 --> 00:33:57,306 - He gets a little lovelier each day. - Lazy little bugger. 408 00:33:57,404 --> 00:33:59,225 I'll swap you. 409 00:33:59,324 --> 00:34:02,389 Ah, muffins. I like muffins. 410 00:34:02,491 --> 00:34:06,517 You and your wholesome Bobby Philips - you're driving us all mad with jealousy. 411 00:34:06,619 --> 00:34:09,008 Do you know what Partridge in Haig House said to me? 412 00:34:09,116 --> 00:34:13,556 He said, " Why don't you send Bobby Philips on a scum call to us one night... 413 00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:16,474 and we'll send you our Taylor?" 414 00:34:16,571 --> 00:34:19,418 - Which one's Taylor? - You know, that little blond. 415 00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:23,193 - Oh, don't be disgusting. - What's the matter, Denson? Aren't you keen? 416 00:34:23,292 --> 00:34:26,106 Denson's not like the rest of us. He's got standards. 417 00:34:26,205 --> 00:34:28,572 Purity, Denson. 418 00:34:28,669 --> 00:34:32,858 It's just a matter of setting an example. If we can't set an example, who can? 419 00:34:32,957 --> 00:34:34,844 That's why we're given our privileges. 420 00:34:34,941 --> 00:34:36,533 Admirable sentiments. 421 00:34:36,636 --> 00:34:39,897 Anyway, this homosexual flirtatiousness is so adolescent. 422 00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:45,882 Let's just see. 423 00:34:53,149 --> 00:34:56,497 - Philips! - Oh, for God's sake, Rowntree. 424 00:35:01,982 --> 00:35:03,988 Come on, Machin. We're waiting. 425 00:35:04,093 --> 00:35:06,427 Right. Biles's is ready. Here. 426 00:35:06,525 --> 00:35:09,208 Both sides done. Okay. Okay, freak? 427 00:35:09,310 --> 00:35:11,131 Mmm. Lovely. 428 00:35:11,229 --> 00:35:14,043 Hey, watch mine. Big one in the middle. 429 00:35:14,141 --> 00:35:15,963 Hey. 430 00:35:17,598 --> 00:35:21,175 Philips. Philips, you're wanted. Rowntree. 431 00:35:21,277 --> 00:35:24,091 Yeah. Go, Philips. 432 00:35:24,189 --> 00:35:26,011 Mmm. Here. 433 00:35:26,110 --> 00:35:28,827 Here. I'll have some more then. 434 00:35:38,525 --> 00:35:40,347 Come in. 435 00:35:46,718 --> 00:35:49,238 Well? 436 00:35:50,335 --> 00:35:52,701 You'll be scumming for Denson from now on. 437 00:35:52,798 --> 00:35:55,896 All right with you, Richard? 438 00:36:00,062 --> 00:36:02,102 Very well. You may go. 439 00:36:07,967 --> 00:36:09,788 Say "thank you." 440 00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:21,338 Aries. That's Mick. 441 00:36:22,879 --> 00:36:24,984 "No matter how strong the urge... 442 00:36:25,087 --> 00:36:28,283 "resist any temptation to go into battle this month. 443 00:36:28,383 --> 00:36:31,033 "Otherwise, you run the risk of not only being on the wrong side... 444 00:36:31,135 --> 00:36:33,590 but possibly in the wrong war." 445 00:36:33,695 --> 00:36:35,582 So now you know. 446 00:36:37,471 --> 00:36:40,056 The whole world will end very soon - 447 00:36:40,159 --> 00:36:43,388 black, brittle bodies peeling into ash. 448 00:36:47,263 --> 00:36:49,151 I'm going bald. 449 00:36:50,399 --> 00:36:52,766 Must be something they put in the soup. 450 00:36:54,335 --> 00:36:56,888 I'll look senile before I even leave this dump. 451 00:36:58,911 --> 00:37:01,300 "My husband seems to feel it's all right... 452 00:37:01,407 --> 00:37:03,578 "to make love anywhere in the house. 453 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,784 "I cannot agree. 454 00:37:05,887 --> 00:37:09,848 Surely the bedroom is the right and only place for this very private happening. " 455 00:37:11,264 --> 00:37:14,559 Have I got bad breath? 456 00:37:15,552 --> 00:37:17,722 There's no such thing as a wrong war. 457 00:37:17,824 --> 00:37:20,473 Violence and revolution... 458 00:37:20,576 --> 00:37:22,845 are the only pure acts. 459 00:37:22,944 --> 00:37:25,399 Do you know, in Calcutta... 460 00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:28,253 somebody dies of starvation every eight minutes? 461 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:31,615 Eight minutes is a long time. 462 00:37:31,712 --> 00:37:34,559 Every morning I wake up dreaming I've got bad breath. 463 00:37:36,897 --> 00:37:39,001 My whole body's rotting. 464 00:37:39,104 --> 00:37:42,038 War is the last possible creative act. 465 00:37:45,185 --> 00:37:47,639 Isn't she beautiful? 466 00:37:47,744 --> 00:37:49,566 Hello, sweetheart. 467 00:37:52,801 --> 00:37:55,834 There's only one thing you can do with a girl like this. 468 00:37:55,937 --> 00:37:59,549 Walk naked into the sea together as the sun sets... 469 00:37:59,649 --> 00:38:01,470 make love once... 470 00:38:02,945 --> 00:38:04,766 then die. 471 00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:07,582 Fantastic. 472 00:38:12,641 --> 00:38:16,153 What makes me nervous about girls is you never know what they're thinking. 473 00:38:16,257 --> 00:38:18,145 I don't think they do think. 474 00:38:18,241 --> 00:38:20,128 Hey! Quick! 475 00:38:33,505 --> 00:38:35,327 You've been drinking alcohol. 476 00:38:35,426 --> 00:38:37,247 No, we haven't. 477 00:38:38,946 --> 00:38:41,313 - Where's the bottle? - What bottle? 478 00:38:42,786 --> 00:38:45,371 Breathe. 479 00:38:47,489 --> 00:38:49,944 Stand up when a whip's in your study. 480 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:56,032 Get your hands out of your pockets. 481 00:38:58,499 --> 00:39:00,832 Your hair's too long, all of you. 482 00:39:00,929 --> 00:39:03,449 You'll have a two-minute cold shower tomorrow morning. 483 00:39:04,546 --> 00:39:06,367 What in hell are those? 484 00:39:07,586 --> 00:39:10,106 They're my teeth. They're my good luck. 485 00:39:11,138 --> 00:39:13,025 There's still blood on them. 486 00:39:13,122 --> 00:39:15,489 They're a breeding ground for bacteria. 487 00:39:17,347 --> 00:39:19,234 I'm confiscating them. 488 00:39:21,891 --> 00:39:23,778 You're a degenerate, Travis. 489 00:40:27,396 --> 00:40:29,850 Rightl Knightly, out. Wallace, get under. 490 00:40:58,372 --> 00:41:00,892 Right. Wallace, out. Travis, get in. 491 00:41:10,085 --> 00:41:12,288 Go on. In the middle. 492 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,285 Back a bit. 493 00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:18,211 Forward a bit. 494 00:41:44,806 --> 00:41:47,653 My time's up, you bastard. 495 00:41:49,766 --> 00:41:51,654 Stay there till I get back. 496 00:42:07,463 --> 00:42:11,718 Glory be to the Father 497 00:42:11,815 --> 00:42:13,669 And to the Son 498 00:42:13,766 --> 00:42:17,508 And to the Holy Ghost 499 00:42:17,607 --> 00:42:20,923 As it was in the beginning 500 00:42:21,030 --> 00:42:24,346 Is now and ever shall be 501 00:42:24,454 --> 00:42:26,723 World without end 502 00:42:26,823 --> 00:42:31,459 Amen 503 00:42:34,951 --> 00:42:36,838 The book of Deuteronomy... 504 00:42:36,934 --> 00:42:39,301 chapter four, the first verse. 505 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,212 "Now, therefore... 506 00:42:42,311 --> 00:42:44,612 "hearken, O Israel... 507 00:42:44,712 --> 00:42:48,540 "unto the statutes and unto the judgments which I teach you... 508 00:42:48,647 --> 00:42:52,924 "that ye may live and go in and possess the land... 509 00:42:53,031 --> 00:42:56,293 "which the Lord God of your fathers giveth unto you. 510 00:42:56,391 --> 00:42:59,936 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you... 511 00:43:00,039 --> 00:43:03,267 "neither shall ye diminish aught from it... 512 00:43:03,368 --> 00:43:06,564 "that ye keep the commandments of the Lord, your God... 513 00:43:06,664 --> 00:43:08,485 "which I command you. 514 00:43:08,583 --> 00:43:11,582 "Behold, I have taught you statutes and judgments... 515 00:43:11,688 --> 00:43:14,557 "even as the Lord, my God, commanded me. 516 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,429 "Keep, therefore, and do them... 517 00:43:19,752 --> 00:43:22,980 "for this is your wisdom and your understanding in the sight of the nations... 518 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,974 "which shall hear all these statutes and say... 519 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:31,487 'Surely this nation is a wise and understanding people. "' 520 00:43:33,896 --> 00:43:36,710 Here endeth the lesson. 521 00:43:36,809 --> 00:43:39,230 Right! Through vault. Biles! 522 00:43:39,336 --> 00:43:41,571 Feet together! 523 00:43:41,672 --> 00:43:43,777 Right. Good, good! 524 00:43:44,905 --> 00:43:48,068 It's a through vault, Machin. Right! 525 00:43:48,169 --> 00:43:50,143 Come on, keep your head up! Head up! 526 00:43:50,249 --> 00:43:53,730 Come on. More effort. More effort, Philips. Come on. 527 00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:56,832 Need more push up. Good. 528 00:43:56,937 --> 00:43:58,758 Jute, come on! 529 00:43:58,856 --> 00:44:01,190 Come on, Jute. 530 00:44:01,289 --> 00:44:03,143 Jute! Come on! 531 00:44:07,081 --> 00:44:09,928 All right. Right! All of you on your toes! Get your sweaters. 532 00:44:19,208 --> 00:44:21,030 Get your sweaters. 533 00:45:41,419 --> 00:45:43,972 Back to the house! Hup! Hup! Out you go! 534 00:45:44,076 --> 00:45:47,588 Hup, hup, hup, hupl Come on, Philips. 535 00:45:47,691 --> 00:45:50,025 Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! 536 00:45:50,123 --> 00:45:54,084 Hupl Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! 537 00:46:04,715 --> 00:46:07,268 War! 538 00:46:10,092 --> 00:46:12,906 War. Even to the knife! 539 00:46:13,004 --> 00:46:15,524 England, awake! 540 00:46:17,964 --> 00:46:20,135 Give me another horse! 541 00:46:21,131 --> 00:46:23,236 We are not commons to you at all! 542 00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:27,268 - Some love England and have only yet- - Doomsday is near! Die, all, die! 543 00:46:33,772 --> 00:46:35,976 Death to tyrants! 544 00:46:36,077 --> 00:46:38,946 What stands, if freedom falls? 545 00:46:39,053 --> 00:46:42,435 Who dies, if England lives? Aha! 546 00:47:10,573 --> 00:47:12,612 Blood. 547 00:47:12,716 --> 00:47:14,538 Real blood! 548 00:47:45,807 --> 00:47:49,068 Water, Mrs. Kemp? 549 00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:51,304 Lovely day, Mrs. Kemp. 550 00:47:53,231 --> 00:47:56,013 Salt, Mrs. Kemp? Spring greens, Mrs. Kemp? 551 00:47:57,519 --> 00:47:59,885 Dead man's leg today, Mrs. Kemp. 552 00:48:03,119 --> 00:48:05,573 Do you need this, Mrs. Kemp? 553 00:48:05,678 --> 00:48:07,500 No, thank you. 554 00:48:12,142 --> 00:48:14,410 Quiet! 555 00:48:16,367 --> 00:48:19,432 Cheering at College matches has degenerated completely. 556 00:48:20,559 --> 00:48:22,598 This will cease. 557 00:48:22,702 --> 00:48:26,412 The house will attend the match this afternoon and cheer... 558 00:48:26,511 --> 00:48:28,420 Ioudly. 559 00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:54,825 Fight! Fight, fight! 560 00:48:54,928 --> 00:48:57,481 Fight, College! Fight! Fight! 561 00:51:16,818 --> 00:51:19,337 Stopl Bring it back now! 562 00:51:20,562 --> 00:51:22,384 Stop! 563 00:53:50,869 --> 00:53:52,690 Yes? 564 00:53:52,789 --> 00:53:54,677 Two coffees, please. 565 00:53:56,342 --> 00:53:58,229 Black or white? 566 00:53:58,326 --> 00:54:00,115 White. 567 00:54:05,525 --> 00:54:07,500 Black. 568 00:54:39,927 --> 00:54:41,815 Sugar. 569 00:55:58,456 --> 00:56:01,839 Go on. Look at me. 570 00:56:03,801 --> 00:56:05,688 I'll kill you. 571 00:56:06,777 --> 00:56:08,664 Look at my eyes. 572 00:56:10,296 --> 00:56:12,336 Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror... 573 00:56:12,441 --> 00:56:14,775 and my eyes get bigger and bigger. 574 00:56:15,769 --> 00:56:17,657 And I'm like a tiger. 575 00:56:18,712 --> 00:56:20,600 I like tigers. 576 00:57:35,835 --> 00:57:37,722 I likeJohnny. 577 00:57:41,403 --> 00:57:43,312 Scissors. 578 00:57:43,419 --> 00:57:45,274 Stone. 579 00:57:45,371 --> 00:57:47,672 Paper. 580 00:57:47,771 --> 00:57:50,073 Scissors. 581 00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:52,058 Stone. 582 00:57:54,811 --> 00:57:56,633 Paper. 583 00:59:00,029 --> 00:59:04,185 - Anything wrong? - No. It's all right, sir. Just duty rounds. 584 00:59:04,285 --> 00:59:07,416 - You won't be long, will you, sir? - Sorry, Denson. I didn't know it was so late. 585 00:59:07,517 --> 00:59:09,338 Good night, sir. 586 00:59:09,437 --> 00:59:11,641 Good night, Denson. 587 00:59:15,613 --> 00:59:20,119 You know, if I pass all the tests, I'm definitely going to California. 588 00:59:20,221 --> 00:59:22,806 I'm going to be a criminal lawyer. 589 00:59:22,909 --> 00:59:25,363 Of course, it all takes about 20 years. 590 00:59:25,469 --> 00:59:29,112 - We'll all be dead by then. - Well, I believe in having a goal. 591 00:59:29,213 --> 00:59:31,100 That way you succeed. 592 00:59:33,438 --> 00:59:37,267 Actually, that's your trouble. You have no ambition. 593 00:59:37,374 --> 00:59:39,261 Oh, I know. 594 00:59:45,181 --> 00:59:47,091 Is your mum coming for Founder's Day? 595 00:59:47,198 --> 00:59:51,026 Yes. She's bringing her new husband. My new dad. 596 00:59:51,133 --> 00:59:54,930 - What's he like? - Actually, I don't think they're married. 597 00:59:55,038 --> 00:59:57,591 I don't care. 598 00:59:57,694 --> 00:59:59,996 I don't mind at all about that sort of thing. 599 01:00:02,174 --> 01:00:04,061 I shouldn't mind, should I? 600 01:00:04,159 --> 01:00:06,046 No. 601 01:00:06,142 --> 01:00:08,630 Oh, hell. I don't know. 602 01:00:08,734 --> 01:00:10,937 Quick! Out the back. 603 01:00:11,037 --> 01:00:12,925 That way. 604 01:00:19,359 --> 01:00:21,246 Can you explain yourself? 605 01:00:21,342 --> 01:00:24,124 - What are you up to? - Nothing. 606 01:00:25,214 --> 01:00:27,102 Who was with you? 607 01:00:29,823 --> 01:00:31,678 No one. 608 01:00:49,279 --> 01:00:52,574 - What did it feel like? - Like drowning. 609 01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:02,268 What's the most horrible way to die? 610 01:01:02,368 --> 01:01:04,789 Getting a moth caught in your eardrum. 611 01:01:04,896 --> 01:01:07,384 You can hear it as it eats into your brain. 612 01:01:07,488 --> 01:01:09,429 Being flayed alive. 613 01:01:09,536 --> 01:01:12,601 That's what the Crusaders did to their enemies. 614 01:01:12,703 --> 01:01:17,110 Used to send the neatly folded skins back to their victims' wives. 615 01:01:18,945 --> 01:01:20,832 Cancer's worse. 616 01:01:22,048 --> 01:01:24,087 My mother took six months. 617 01:01:29,536 --> 01:01:32,024 The night's dead. 618 01:01:36,384 --> 01:01:38,554 You can hardly breathe outside. 619 01:01:41,761 --> 01:01:43,702 The thing I'd really hate... 620 01:01:43,808 --> 01:01:47,156 is to have a nail bang through the back of my neck. 621 01:01:48,224 --> 01:01:50,165 Slowly. 622 01:01:54,976 --> 01:01:57,823 I don't see what difference the speed makes. 623 01:02:00,289 --> 01:02:02,198 The speed of the nail. 624 01:02:08,993 --> 01:02:11,642 The -The -The nail's speed! 625 01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:15,288 The nail's speed. 626 01:02:20,352 --> 01:02:24,149 The s-speed. 627 01:02:33,377 --> 01:02:35,264 Thank you, my dear. 628 01:02:39,234 --> 01:02:42,529 Of course, there's - there's always a lunatic fringe. 629 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:44,959 There's a certain hard core in the studies. 630 01:02:46,561 --> 01:02:48,764 - Oh, dear. - Yes. 631 01:02:52,322 --> 01:02:54,940 I will have to deal firmly with it in certain instances. 632 01:02:55,043 --> 01:02:57,726 It may be necessary to make a few examples. 633 01:02:57,827 --> 01:02:59,997 The headmaster doesn't like too much thrashing. 634 01:03:00,098 --> 01:03:02,367 He wouldn't like College to get a reputation for decadence. 635 01:03:02,466 --> 01:03:05,368 - Hear! Hear! - Of course. Of course. 636 01:03:06,467 --> 01:03:09,369 And the juniors. How are the juniors? 637 01:03:09,474 --> 01:03:11,546 On the whole, dull. 638 01:03:11,650 --> 01:03:15,360 - Oh, dear. - Of course, it's just a matter of proportion. 639 01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:18,176 Unruly elements threaten the stability of the house. 640 01:03:19,299 --> 01:03:21,186 It's best to nip them in the bud. 641 01:03:22,467 --> 01:03:24,506 Yes. 642 01:03:24,610 --> 01:03:27,708 Well, you -you must do what you think best. 643 01:03:27,811 --> 01:03:30,559 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you, sir. 644 01:03:34,755 --> 01:03:39,490 Love so amazing 645 01:03:39,587 --> 01:03:42,882 So divine 646 01:03:42,979 --> 01:03:47,201 Demands my heart 647 01:03:47,298 --> 01:03:49,534 My life 648 01:03:49,635 --> 01:03:52,504 My all 649 01:03:54,083 --> 01:03:56,221 The grace of our Lord, Jesus Christ... 650 01:03:56,323 --> 01:03:58,527 the love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Ghost... 651 01:03:58,627 --> 01:04:00,448 be with us all evermore. 652 01:04:00,547 --> 01:04:02,139 - Amen. - Amen. 653 01:04:02,244 --> 01:04:04,065 Senior table. 654 01:04:09,508 --> 01:04:12,125 Quiet. 655 01:04:12,228 --> 01:04:14,049 As soon as you've finished... 656 01:04:14,148 --> 01:04:17,530 juniors to the sweat room and seniors to their studies. 657 01:04:17,635 --> 01:04:19,577 And wait in silence. 658 01:04:19,684 --> 01:04:21,952 Carry on. 659 01:04:23,717 --> 01:04:27,840 Fisher. That's your second bun! I saw you. Put it back! 660 01:04:43,204 --> 01:04:45,091 Travis! 661 01:04:45,189 --> 01:04:47,010 Wallace! 662 01:04:47,109 --> 01:04:48,930 Knightly! 663 01:05:06,405 --> 01:05:08,293 Come in. 664 01:05:19,686 --> 01:05:22,849 Good evening. I imagine you know why you're here. 665 01:05:25,093 --> 01:05:26,981 No. 666 01:05:27,078 --> 01:05:29,019 For being a nuisance. 667 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:30,946 A general nuisance in the house. 668 01:05:31,045 --> 01:05:34,940 What do you mean, being a nuisance? What have we done? 669 01:05:35,045 --> 01:05:36,867 Done? 670 01:05:36,966 --> 01:05:40,794 It's your general attitude. You know exactly what I mean. 671 01:05:40,901 --> 01:05:42,723 Attitude? 672 01:05:42,822 --> 01:05:44,731 And we've decided to beat you for it. 673 01:05:45,798 --> 01:05:48,001 Stand up properly when the head of house addresses you. 674 01:05:49,798 --> 01:05:51,772 There's something indecent about you, Travis. 675 01:05:51,878 --> 01:05:53,917 The way you slouch about. 676 01:05:54,022 --> 01:05:56,606 You think we don't notice you with your hands in your pockets. 677 01:05:56,709 --> 01:05:58,814 The way you just sit there looking at everyone. 678 01:05:58,918 --> 01:06:01,917 You three have become a danger to the morale of the whole house. 679 01:06:02,982 --> 01:06:05,502 You can take that cheap little grin off your mouth! 680 01:06:05,606 --> 01:06:08,255 I serve the nation. 681 01:06:08,359 --> 01:06:11,555 You haven't the slightest idea what it means, have you? 682 01:06:11,654 --> 01:06:14,337 To you it's just one bloody joke. 683 01:06:14,438 --> 01:06:17,220 You mean that bit of wool on your tit? 684 01:06:17,318 --> 01:06:20,252 - Christ. - You're in the sixth form now. 685 01:06:21,254 --> 01:06:23,489 You should be prepared to set an example of responsibility. 686 01:06:23,590 --> 01:06:25,411 - You're a nuisance. - You're pathetic. 687 01:06:25,510 --> 01:06:27,332 And as such, you must be punished. 688 01:06:28,390 --> 01:06:30,278 Well, have you anything to say? 689 01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:32,262 Any of you? 690 01:06:34,663 --> 01:06:36,637 Yes. I have. 691 01:06:38,342 --> 01:06:40,415 The thing I hate about you, Rowntree... 692 01:06:40,519 --> 01:06:43,333 is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum... 693 01:06:43,431 --> 01:06:46,016 and your best teddy bear to Oxfam... 694 01:06:46,119 --> 01:06:49,795 and expect us to lick your frigid fingers... 695 01:06:49,895 --> 01:06:51,935 for the rest of your frigid life. 696 01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:57,572 Go down to the gym. 697 01:06:57,672 --> 01:06:59,526 Wait outside. 698 01:07:39,368 --> 01:07:41,255 Wallace. 699 01:08:42,058 --> 01:08:43,945 Get up. 700 01:08:48,137 --> 01:08:50,024 Thank you, Rowntree. 701 01:08:59,338 --> 01:09:01,704 - Only four. - Knightly. 702 01:09:01,801 --> 01:09:03,689 Done. 703 01:09:24,714 --> 01:09:27,583 Christ, that was a bit low. 704 01:09:33,258 --> 01:09:35,941 Hey, Mick. 705 01:09:42,795 --> 01:09:44,704 Blood? 706 01:09:44,811 --> 01:09:46,786 Yeah. Blood. 707 01:09:57,067 --> 01:09:58,954 Get up. 708 01:10:04,523 --> 01:10:06,411 Thank you, Rowntree. 709 01:10:16,492 --> 01:10:18,379 Travis. 710 01:10:31,723 --> 01:10:33,611 Get your coat off. 711 01:10:40,364 --> 01:10:42,252 Go to the bars. 712 01:10:55,533 --> 01:10:57,420 Bend over. 713 01:11:59,118 --> 01:12:00,939 Wait till you're told! 714 01:12:01,934 --> 01:12:03,821 Get down. 715 01:13:26,384 --> 01:13:29,679 Get up. 716 01:14:09,169 --> 01:14:11,852 - Thank you, Rowntree. - Thank you. 717 01:14:44,305 --> 01:14:46,193 Thank you, Fortinbras. 718 01:14:46,290 --> 01:14:48,428 Translate, please. 719 01:14:48,529 --> 01:14:51,278 "'And do you not remember, 'I said... 720 01:14:51,377 --> 01:14:53,962 "'that we also said that we must... 721 01:14:54,065 --> 01:14:56,334 "'conduct the children to war on horseback... 722 01:14:56,434 --> 01:14:58,255 "'to- to be spectators... 723 01:14:58,353 --> 01:15:01,200 "'and wherever it may be safe... 724 01:15:01,298 --> 01:15:04,363 "'bring them to the front and give them a taste of blood... 725 01:15:05,746 --> 01:15:07,634 as we do with, uh - "' 726 01:15:11,763 --> 01:15:14,479 Uh, "as we do with horses." 727 01:15:15,475 --> 01:15:18,956 A creditable guess, but no. 728 01:15:19,059 --> 01:15:20,946 Anyone else? 729 01:15:21,042 --> 01:15:23,311 Ayoung she-goat? 730 01:15:24,978 --> 01:15:26,865 Look it up, Rowntree. 731 01:15:36,307 --> 01:15:38,727 "Ayoung dog. A whelp. Puppy." 732 01:17:03,220 --> 01:17:05,108 For the first time in 13 years... 733 01:17:05,205 --> 01:17:10,158 College House has won the Bigley Memorial Marathon Chalice. 734 01:17:16,244 --> 01:17:18,732 This house has seen great days. 735 01:17:18,837 --> 01:17:20,658 It's going to see them again. 736 01:17:20,756 --> 01:17:22,644 We're back on the right track at last. 737 01:17:22,741 --> 01:17:26,089 But I don't want you to think you can relax. 738 01:17:26,196 --> 01:17:28,335 It's up to everyone to pull together. 739 01:17:29,332 --> 01:17:31,601 I want to see each one of you going all out. 740 01:17:32,949 --> 01:17:34,858 I know you've got it in you. 741 01:17:34,965 --> 01:17:37,779 So let's see College House back on top. 742 01:17:39,606 --> 01:17:41,744 All right. 743 01:17:41,846 --> 01:17:43,886 Right. House thump! 744 01:17:43,990 --> 01:17:46,410 College House! College House! 745 01:17:46,517 --> 01:17:48,884 College House! College House! 746 01:18:25,974 --> 01:18:27,861 We're on our own now. 747 01:18:29,526 --> 01:18:30,835 What are we going to do? 748 01:18:33,239 --> 01:18:35,126 Trust me? 749 01:18:35,222 --> 01:18:37,458 Of course. 750 01:18:37,559 --> 01:18:39,217 When are we going to do it? 751 01:18:40,855 --> 01:18:42,895 When I say. 752 01:19:12,856 --> 01:19:14,895 Death to the oppressor. 753 01:19:17,975 --> 01:19:19,863 The resistance. 754 01:19:22,423 --> 01:19:24,878 Liberty. 755 01:19:26,711 --> 01:19:30,224 One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place. 756 01:19:37,944 --> 01:19:39,831 Real bullets. 757 01:19:46,041 --> 01:19:48,943 Fairest isle 758 01:19:49,048 --> 01:19:53,303 All isles excelling 759 01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:57,556 Seat of pleasure 760 01:19:57,657 --> 01:20:01,934 And of love 761 01:20:02,041 --> 01:20:05,040 Venus here 762 01:20:05,145 --> 01:20:09,716 Shall choose her dwelling 763 01:20:09,816 --> 01:20:13,297 And forsake 764 01:20:13,401 --> 01:20:18,288 Her Cyprian groves 765 01:21:11,418 --> 01:21:14,647 Space, you see, Michael, is all expanding... 766 01:21:14,746 --> 01:21:16,633 at the speed of light. 767 01:21:18,907 --> 01:21:21,175 It's a mathematical certainty... 768 01:21:21,274 --> 01:21:24,339 that somewhere, among all those million of stars... 769 01:21:24,442 --> 01:21:27,289 there's another planet where they speak English. 770 01:21:44,570 --> 01:21:46,458 Have a look. 771 01:22:16,860 --> 01:22:19,577 "The Son of God goes forth to war... 772 01:22:19,676 --> 01:22:22,523 a kingly crown to gain. " 773 01:22:23,836 --> 01:22:26,039 We are all corrupt. 774 01:22:26,139 --> 01:22:27,961 We are all sinful. 775 01:22:28,060 --> 01:22:31,027 We are all meat to be punished. 776 01:22:32,380 --> 01:22:36,722 If a soldier doesn't do his duty, he expects to be punished. 777 01:22:36,828 --> 01:22:39,413 There are failures great and small... 778 01:22:39,516 --> 01:22:42,134 and there are punishments great and small. 779 01:22:42,237 --> 01:22:45,585 But there is one failure, one crime... 780 01:22:45,692 --> 01:22:48,180 one betrayal... 781 01:22:48,284 --> 01:22:50,934 that can never be forgiven. 782 01:22:51,036 --> 01:22:54,003 And that betrayal is called desertion. 783 01:22:55,644 --> 01:22:59,702 The deserter in the face of the enemy must expect to be shot. 784 01:23:01,437 --> 01:23:04,306 Jesus Christ is our commanding officer. 785 01:23:04,413 --> 01:23:08,504 And if we desert him, we can expect no mercy. 786 01:23:10,140 --> 01:23:14,996 And... we are all deserters. 787 01:24:58,911 --> 01:25:00,732 All right. Corporal, over here. 788 01:25:00,831 --> 01:25:02,686 That's our objective, where that tree is. Right. 789 01:25:02,783 --> 01:25:04,986 Listen, "D" Section. Come on. Listen. 790 01:25:05,087 --> 01:25:08,152 Hedge junction, 4:00, bushy top tree. 791 01:25:08,256 --> 01:25:10,360 We will attack and destroy that tree. 792 01:25:10,463 --> 01:25:13,113 Right. Bren gun left. Go on! Move! 793 01:25:34,112 --> 01:25:35,933 Single file! 794 01:25:36,032 --> 01:25:37,919 Single file! 795 01:25:39,647 --> 01:25:43,030 Come on, Peter. Keep it up. 796 01:25:45,024 --> 01:25:46,845 Well done, that man on the Bren! 797 01:25:52,961 --> 01:25:56,277 Rabbit crawl all the way back to base! 798 01:25:56,384 --> 01:25:58,271 Rabbit crawl, man! 799 01:26:23,521 --> 01:26:25,823 Stop. What are you doing? 800 01:26:25,922 --> 01:26:28,376 It's awful. You forgot to yell. 801 01:26:28,482 --> 01:26:30,336 The yell of hate. 802 01:26:33,857 --> 01:26:35,679 It's the yell that counts. 803 01:26:35,778 --> 01:26:38,265 Everybody back. At the double. 804 01:26:42,082 --> 01:26:43,969 Ready? Charge! 805 01:26:56,609 --> 01:26:58,496 Charge! 806 01:27:14,467 --> 01:27:16,354 Stop there. 807 01:27:16,451 --> 01:27:19,799 Get down! Get down! Get down! 808 01:27:26,243 --> 01:27:29,504 You're all dead. I've won. 809 01:27:31,010 --> 01:27:33,977 Sergeant's coming round. Re-form your men. 810 01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:36,123 "A"Company, get into line. 811 01:27:36,227 --> 01:27:38,048 Come onl Move! 812 01:27:43,491 --> 01:27:46,687 - All right, Denson. Bring your men over here. Hurry up. 813 01:27:47,715 --> 01:27:50,333 - Don't dawdle. Now march properly. - Left, right, left. 814 01:27:50,435 --> 01:27:53,468 - Left. Left. - That's right. Pick up a set. 815 01:27:55,043 --> 01:27:56,864 At the double. 816 01:27:59,907 --> 01:28:01,849 Get a move on. Don't hang around. 817 01:28:01,955 --> 01:28:04,474 - Hurry up. - Who left his rifle here? 818 01:28:12,035 --> 01:28:14,969 All right. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. 819 01:28:15,075 --> 01:28:17,660 "D" Section over here. This is an order. 820 01:28:17,764 --> 01:28:20,097 Put your rifles down and get over to the tea queue. 821 01:28:20,195 --> 01:28:22,017 Go on, you. Go on. Move. 822 01:28:23,139 --> 01:28:26,336 - All right, boy? - You keep going. 823 01:28:26,435 --> 01:28:28,736 That's the lad. 824 01:28:31,812 --> 01:28:33,818 Take cover! 825 01:28:34,757 --> 01:28:36,349 Take cover! 826 01:28:36,452 --> 01:28:38,044 Who's there? 827 01:28:39,844 --> 01:28:41,665 Who's there? 828 01:28:41,763 --> 01:28:44,152 Show yourself, whoever you are! 829 01:28:44,260 --> 01:28:46,148 Come out of there! 830 01:28:55,204 --> 01:28:57,789 Empty those rifles at once. 831 01:28:57,893 --> 01:29:00,347 Hand over those rifles instantly! 832 01:29:02,980 --> 01:29:04,922 Come on. Hand them over. 833 01:29:17,957 --> 01:29:20,990 For the love of God, don't shoot! 834 01:29:24,997 --> 01:29:27,866 No. No. No. 835 01:29:41,125 --> 01:29:43,012 I take this seriously. 836 01:29:44,165 --> 01:29:46,052 Very seriously indeed. 837 01:29:47,141 --> 01:29:50,402 Reverend Woods might have been quite badly hurt. 838 01:29:50,501 --> 01:29:52,770 Do you realize that? 839 01:29:52,870 --> 01:29:57,212 Now I want you to apologize to him. Is that clear? 840 01:30:20,006 --> 01:30:23,650 Now, you mustn't think that I don't understand. 841 01:30:24,646 --> 01:30:29,021 It's a natural characteristic of adolescence to want to proclaim individuality. 842 01:30:29,126 --> 01:30:31,068 There's nothing unhealthy about that. 843 01:30:31,175 --> 01:30:33,957 It's a quite blameless form of existentialism. 844 01:30:34,982 --> 01:30:38,910 This, for instance, is what lies at the heart of the great hair problem. 845 01:30:39,975 --> 01:30:42,692 I think you boys know that I keep an open mind on most things. 846 01:30:42,791 --> 01:30:45,026 And of one thing I am certain: 847 01:30:45,128 --> 01:30:47,997 Short hair is no indication of merit. 848 01:30:48,104 --> 01:30:49,991 So often I've noticed that... 849 01:30:50,087 --> 01:30:53,534 it's the hair rebels who step into the breach when there's a crisis... 850 01:30:53,638 --> 01:30:55,743 whether it be a fire in the house... 851 01:30:55,847 --> 01:30:57,668 or to sacrifice a week's holiday... 852 01:30:57,766 --> 01:31:00,700 in order to give a party of slum children seven days in the country. 853 01:31:02,344 --> 01:31:04,165 But, of course, there are limits. 854 01:31:04,263 --> 01:31:07,045 Scruffiness of any kind is deplorable. 855 01:31:07,144 --> 01:31:09,031 I think you'd go that far with me. 856 01:31:12,039 --> 01:31:15,006 Now, the fees here are at present... 857 01:31:15,111 --> 01:31:18,624 643 per annum. 858 01:31:18,728 --> 01:31:21,095 Which works out at about 15 guineas a week. 859 01:31:21,192 --> 01:31:23,460 This is no mean sum. 860 01:31:23,559 --> 01:31:28,480 It is the salary, for instance, of the average trainee supermarket manager. 861 01:31:28,584 --> 01:31:30,972 But on the other hand, it's no more than the cost... 862 01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:33,468 of keeping a juvenile delinquent in Borstal. 863 01:31:34,504 --> 01:31:37,569 However, this is merely to look at the matter in terms of hard cash... 864 01:31:37,672 --> 01:31:39,974 which is not the only consideration. 865 01:31:40,072 --> 01:31:44,163 There is above all the question of service. 866 01:31:44,264 --> 01:31:48,125 Those who are given most also have most to give. 867 01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:51,524 Now you boys are intelligent. 868 01:31:51,625 --> 01:31:53,992 You're too intelligent to be rebels. 869 01:31:54,089 --> 01:31:55,910 That's too easy. 870 01:31:56,009 --> 01:31:59,304 And it would be easy to punish you in the normal way. 871 01:32:00,328 --> 01:32:03,230 But I'm going to give you a privilege. 872 01:32:03,337 --> 01:32:06,271 Work. Real work. 873 01:32:06,377 --> 01:32:08,832 And I want you to think of this not as a punishment... 874 01:32:08,937 --> 01:32:11,806 but as an opportunity to give... 875 01:32:11,913 --> 01:32:13,734 to serve. 876 01:36:29,455 --> 01:36:32,357 Guard ofhonor, 'shun! 877 01:36:34,510 --> 01:36:38,056 Guard, shoulder... arms! 878 01:36:39,759 --> 01:36:42,922 Guard, present... arms! 879 01:36:45,806 --> 01:36:49,286 Guard, shoulder... arms! 880 01:37:04,751 --> 01:37:06,573 Guard, order arms! 881 01:37:06,671 --> 01:37:08,809 - How do you do, sir? Nice to have you at College. - Yes. So nice. 882 01:37:08,911 --> 01:37:10,732 - You know the bishop. - Bishop! 883 01:37:10,832 --> 01:37:13,701 - General. How very nice to see you. - Nice to see you after all this time. 884 01:37:13,808 --> 01:37:15,629 - It's a long time. - Twenty-seven years? 885 01:37:15,727 --> 01:37:17,897 - Twenty-seven years it's been? - I've got to leave now. 886 01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:20,682 Yes. Right. 887 01:37:20,783 --> 01:37:25,704 Each manly voice upraise 888 01:37:25,808 --> 01:37:30,761 Clasp each the hand in brotherhood 889 01:37:30,864 --> 01:37:35,818 And raise the roof with praise 890 01:37:35,920 --> 01:37:40,654 And when these days of school are past 891 01:37:40,752 --> 01:37:45,007 Though we'll be near or far 892 01:37:45,104 --> 01:37:50,570 We'll cherish still her memory 893 01:37:50,672 --> 01:37:55,211 Gainst fire and flood and foe 894 01:37:55,313 --> 01:38:00,015 We'll serve her still through good and ill 895 01:38:00,113 --> 01:38:04,423 As through the world we'll go 896 01:38:04,528 --> 01:38:09,830 And when these days of school are past 897 01:38:09,937 --> 01:38:14,279 Though we'll be near or far 898 01:38:14,385 --> 01:38:19,054 We'll stand again for College 899 01:38:19,153 --> 01:38:24,390 Who made us what we are 900 01:38:55,121 --> 01:38:57,226 Your Royal Highness... 901 01:38:57,330 --> 01:38:59,151 my lord bishop... 902 01:38:59,249 --> 01:39:01,070 General Denson... 903 01:39:01,169 --> 01:39:04,104 my lords, ladies and gentlemen... 904 01:39:04,210 --> 01:39:06,216 today is a day for the future... 905 01:39:07,219 --> 01:39:09,738 and also a day for the past. 906 01:39:09,843 --> 01:39:13,290 Any institution which has half a thousand years - 907 01:39:13,394 --> 01:39:16,557 one-quarter of the Christian era stretching behind it- 908 01:39:16,658 --> 01:39:19,025 is bound to have a sense of the past. 909 01:39:20,082 --> 01:39:22,951 But in point of fact, there can be few places... 910 01:39:23,058 --> 01:39:26,440 where tradition is examined with such a critical eye as this college. 911 01:39:26,546 --> 01:39:29,513 A constant self-appraisal is going on. 912 01:39:29,618 --> 01:39:31,822 And indeed, changes are happening so fast... 913 01:39:31,923 --> 01:39:34,290 that even as I speak, these words are out of date. 914 01:39:37,394 --> 01:39:40,655 But first I want to introduce General Denson... 915 01:39:40,755 --> 01:39:42,642 who, of course, needs no introduction... 916 01:39:42,739 --> 01:39:45,773 either as a national hero or as an old boy. 917 01:39:45,876 --> 01:39:47,763 General Denson. 918 01:39:53,395 --> 01:39:55,282 Thank you, Headmaster. 919 01:39:55,378 --> 01:39:57,385 Your Royal Highness, my lord bishop... 920 01:39:57,492 --> 01:39:59,379 my lords, ladies and gentlemen. 921 01:39:59,475 --> 01:40:02,508 Men of College, now, you chaps are probably thinking... 922 01:40:02,610 --> 01:40:04,781 there's nothing much an old soldier like me can teach you. 923 01:40:04,883 --> 01:40:06,704 Well, you may be right. 924 01:40:06,803 --> 01:40:08,908 All the same, I'm going to have a shot at it. 925 01:40:09,012 --> 01:40:11,859 First thing, you're lucky. 926 01:40:11,955 --> 01:40:15,598 Yes. A lot of men would give their eyeteeth to be sitting where you're sitting now. 927 01:40:15,699 --> 01:40:19,496 You are privileged. Now, for heaven's sake, don't get me wrong. 928 01:40:19,603 --> 01:40:21,872 There is nothing the matter with privilege- 929 01:40:21,972 --> 01:40:24,273 as long as we're ready to pay for it. 930 01:40:24,371 --> 01:40:27,754 It's a very sad thing, but today it is fashionable... 931 01:40:27,860 --> 01:40:30,925 to belittle tradition. 932 01:40:31,028 --> 01:40:34,923 The old orders that made our nation a-a living force... 933 01:40:35,028 --> 01:40:36,882 are for the most part scorned... 934 01:40:36,979 --> 01:40:42,030 by modern psychiatrists, priests, pundits of all sorts. 935 01:40:42,132 --> 01:40:45,099 But what have they got to put in their place, hmm? 936 01:40:45,204 --> 01:40:48,018 Oh, politicians talk a lot about freedom. 937 01:40:48,116 --> 01:40:51,530 Well, freedom is the heritage of every Englishman... 938 01:40:51,637 --> 01:40:54,124 who speaks with the tongue that Shakespeare spoke. 939 01:40:54,228 --> 01:40:58,057 But, you know, we won't stay free unless we're ready to fight. 940 01:40:58,164 --> 01:40:59,985 And you won't be any good as fighters... 941 01:41:00,084 --> 01:41:01,994 unless you know something about discipline- 942 01:41:02,101 --> 01:41:05,744 the habit of obedience- how to give orders... 943 01:41:05,844 --> 01:41:07,666 and how to take them. 944 01:41:07,765 --> 01:41:11,081 Never mind the sneers of the cynics. 945 01:41:11,188 --> 01:41:16,305 Let us just be true to honor, duty, national pride. 946 01:41:16,405 --> 01:41:18,925 We still need loyalty. 947 01:41:19,029 --> 01:41:21,297 We still need tradition. 948 01:41:21,397 --> 01:41:24,244 If we look around us at the world today, what do we see? 949 01:41:24,341 --> 01:41:27,953 We see bloodshed, confusion, decay. 950 01:41:28,053 --> 01:41:32,428 I know the world has changed a great deal in the past 50 years - 951 01:41:32,533 --> 01:41:34,354 But England- 952 01:41:34,453 --> 01:41:36,275 our England doesn't change so easily. 953 01:41:36,374 --> 01:41:40,749 And back here in College today I feel - and it makes me jolly proud - 954 01:41:40,853 --> 01:41:44,049 that there is still a tradition here which has not changed... 955 01:41:44,149 --> 01:41:46,570 and by God, it isn't going to change! 956 01:41:49,206 --> 01:41:52,271 It's up to all of you chaps to give the world a lead. 957 01:41:52,374 --> 01:41:55,024 It is Britain's tradition that you have learnt here. 958 01:41:55,126 --> 01:41:58,387 Self-reliance, service, self-sacrifice. 959 01:41:58,486 --> 01:42:00,307 A tradition of College. 960 01:42:00,405 --> 01:42:05,010 And it's up to all of us to reassure the world by our unquestioning obedience... 961 01:42:05,110 --> 01:42:07,182 that we still hope - 962 01:42:07,286 --> 01:42:09,108 My God, we're on fire! 963 01:42:09,206 --> 01:42:11,180 Now don't panic. Don't panic. 964 01:42:11,286 --> 01:42:13,522 Women first. 965 01:42:13,622 --> 01:42:16,938 Break open the windows. 966 01:42:17,046 --> 01:42:20,559 Don't shout. Don't panic. Don't panic. 967 01:42:20,662 --> 01:42:22,483 Women and children- 968 01:42:22,582 --> 01:42:24,469 Oh, my God. 969 01:42:25,494 --> 01:42:29,356 Come on. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up for College. 970 01:42:29,463 --> 01:42:31,764 Each manly voice upraise. 971 01:42:35,735 --> 01:42:39,793 - Mum, where are you? - Out! God, let us out! 972 01:43:05,111 --> 01:43:06,485 Come on. Come on. 973 01:43:49,271 --> 01:43:51,376 Ammunition, quick! Break open the armory. 974 01:43:51,480 --> 01:43:53,869 Every man a rifle. Now keep low! Keep low! 975 01:43:53,976 --> 01:43:56,396 Rabbit crawl! 976 01:44:08,089 --> 01:44:11,252 Infiltrate their flank. Get a Bren gun on their flank. Come on. Jump to it. 977 01:44:20,664 --> 01:44:22,998 Bastards! Bastards! 978 01:44:23,097 --> 01:44:25,071 Bastards! 979 01:44:26,489 --> 01:44:28,311 Stop! Stop! 980 01:44:28,409 --> 01:44:32,336 Stop firing! Cease fire. 981 01:44:32,442 --> 01:44:34,329 Cease firing. 982 01:44:36,089 --> 01:44:38,772 Boys! Boys! I understand you! 983 01:44:38,873 --> 01:44:42,287 Listen to reason and trust me! Trust me!