1 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,692 (Waves crashing) 2 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,622 (Seagulls cry) 3 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,555 BOY: Most people think of themselves as individuals, 4 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,815 that there 's no-one on the planet like them. 5 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,976 This thought motivates them to get out of bed, 6 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,565 eat food, and walk around like nothing's wrong. 7 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,231 My name is Oliver Tate. 8 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:08,911 ALEX TURNER: Stuck On The Puzzle (Intro) 9 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:34,938 I'm not the kind of fool who's gonna sit and sing to you 10 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:39,984 About stars, girl 11 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:42,270 But last night I looked up 12 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:46,566 Into the dark half of the blue 13 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:51,245 And they'd gone backwards 14 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:57,618 TEACHER: "What kind of young person am I?" 15 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,412 That's the challenge. We talk about challenges. 16 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:03,549 Well, that's the challenge I'm giving you this term. 17 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,675 A gauntlet, so to speak. 18 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,883 But this gauntlet is also an opportunity. 19 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:12,425 An opportunity for self-discovery. 20 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:15,595 What do I mean by "self-discovery"? Mark Pritchard? 21 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,894 - Having a wank, sir? - (Suppressed laughter) 22 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,351 Discovery of the self. 23 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,394 Who am I? 24 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,859 OLIVER: I find that the only way to get through life 25 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:30,526 is to picture myself in an entirely disconnected reality. 26 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,616 I often imagine how people would react to my death. 27 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:39,168 Mr Dunthorneis quavering voice as he makes the announcement. 28 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,834 The shocked faces of my classmates. 29 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,293 A playground bedecked with flowers. 30 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:51,172 The empty stillness of a school corridor 31 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:53,844 Local news analysis. 32 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,806 Oliver Tate was a popular and much-loved pupil. 33 00:02:56,968 --> 00:03:00,848 Many of the people I've spoken to here referred to him as an example. 34 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,142 He was so funny and so smart. 35 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,936 He's gonna be really missed. It's so bad. He's so young. 36 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,650 OLIVER: Tear-streaked tributes. 37 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:10,737 (Sobbing muffles speech) 38 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:14,745 I just wanted to hug him. I just wish I had. 39 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:19,079 I wish I could have said goodbye, but I never said anything to him. 40 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,164 OLIVER: The steady stoicism of my parents. 41 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,875 All the girls liked him. 42 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:27,336 Other boys respected him, looked up to him, I guess. 43 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:28,591 Candlelit vigils. 44 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:34,302 We are witnessing incredible, unprecedented scenes of quiet devotion. 45 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:39,846 Behind me a vigil that's been repeated all over the country. 46 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:44,266 A testimony to the love felt for Oliver Tate 47 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:47,403 and the loss felt by his friends... 48 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:51,987 and, frankly, by Wales on the whole. 49 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,444 And, finally, my glorious resurrection. 50 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:01,078 Don't ask how. Just know that I'm now more powerful than ever. 51 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,710 OLIVER: Let's get off. 52 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,149 (Whispers) Zoe. 53 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:33,282 Zoe, this is for you. it's yours. It has your name on it. Take it. 54 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,192 - it's not mine. - Please take it. 55 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:38,328 That note seems fascinating, Oliver Tate. 56 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,831 You know the rules. Stand up and read it out. 57 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:44,914 I can't. it's Zoe's. She gave it to me and I was gonna... 58 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:46,919 (Bell rings) 59 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:50,048 Saved by the bell once again, Mr Tate. 60 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,629 All right, take your time. 61 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:55,422 I know you're all gagging to get to double Biology but don't rush. 62 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:16,947 Jordana Bevanb only real flaws are her sporadic bouts of eczema. 63 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,702 Other than that, she has many qualities. 64 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:23,119 She never speaks about herself She could be anything. 65 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:25,204 Perhaps she's a Fabian. 66 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:28,371 That would make her a socialist who advocates gradual change. 67 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:33,466 She's moderately unpopular, which makes a romance between us more likely. 68 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,799 She's also a girl- to be seen with her would improve my street cred, 69 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,714 which, though high, could be higher. 70 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,306 Lastly, she's now single, 71 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,977 cos Mark Pritchard cheated on her with Abby Smuts at the school disco. 72 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:56,068 The full extent of the betrayal is still the subject of speculation. 73 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,494 Chips knows there 'S nothing more attractive than a bully. 74 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,872 He also knows that Zoe Preece is a legitimate target 75 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,079 because she's overweight and won't accept notes in class. 76 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,830 Essentially, I disapprove of bullying. 77 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,749 Jordana seems to enjoy it in moderation. 78 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,716 I must not let my principles stand in the way of progress. 79 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,007 I must be willing to adapt. 80 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:25,894 Keep up, Tubs! 81 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,557 This was the correct decision. 82 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,151 Give it back now! 83 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:36,940 This was a vivid memory of youth This wa would cherish when I was old and frail. 84 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,277 Oh! 85 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,192 Catch. Straight into the hands. 86 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:43,703 We were working as a team, testing each other's limits, 87 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:47,537 challenging one another's bourgeois assumptions of what was acceptable. 88 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,872 ZOE: Oh, grow up! Grow up! 89 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:53,880 I knew that these events - although hard to bear at this precise moment- 90 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:57,213 would help build Zoe Preece's character in the long term. 91 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:12,849 Aargh! 92 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,272 (They laugh) 93 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,651 Wanker! 94 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,829 (Mouths) 95 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,919 Honestly, Zoe, it was an accident. 96 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:36,457 I mean, it was just unlucky that you were there and that you fell in. 97 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:40,253 We were playing...sort of like a game. 98 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:44,214 And you can replace the stuff that was in your bag. 99 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:47,476 - I'm not saying it's cheap... - Fuck off and die! 100 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,939 In many ways, I prefer my own company. 101 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,945 It gives me time to think. 102 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:02,779 I suppose it's a bit of an affectation, but I often read the dictionary. 103 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:07,071 My word for today is "flagitious'§ which means wickedly shameful. 104 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,963 I live in a large house with my parents. 105 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,879 They tell me that our area has breathtaking scenery. 106 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,137 I'm not sure I believe in scenery. 107 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:32,346 However the views allow me to spy on our new neighbours. 108 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,641 I don't know them yet but they seem like terrible human beings. 109 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,067 Ninjas. 110 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,824 My parents have not had sex for seven months. 111 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:51,831 I've been monitoring their intimacy via the dimmer switch in their bedroom. 112 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:55,790 I know when they've been at it because the dial will be set to halfway. 113 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,298 I wish life could be more like American soap operas. 114 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,637 Then, whenever things got dramatic, 115 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:13,599 you could just fade the picture down and pick things up again later 116 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:21,687 Can you tell your mother to hurry up? I'll be waiting in the road. 117 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:27,325 - You look nice. - Thank you. 118 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:30,237 Yeah, you look good for your age. For a mum. 119 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:34,915 Mum's getting the bus. 120 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,919 MAN: So...l inherited it all. 121 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:42,049 Well, er, it's been terrific. Small world, all that. 122 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,084 It's such a lovely area. 123 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,719 This used to be Jill's grandmother's house, right? 124 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,880 Yes. 125 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:52,972 The hours we spent up in that room, listening to records, hatching plans. 126 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,013 Right, yes. So are you going to be selling up? 127 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,557 Just gonna let things take their own path. 128 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:02,189 - You have a good day, Lloyd. - OK, cheers, Graham. 129 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,229 - Give my love to Jill. - Will do. 130 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,397 - Ciao, Lloyd. - Goodbye. 131 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,456 - You go get 'em, killer. - I will. 132 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,997 As usual, Dad drops me 800 yards from school. 133 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:25,918 That way, I can slip in unnoticed, like a torpedo. 134 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,927 Watch your step, motherfucker! Ha-ha 135 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,839 You've got to wake up. How many times have I told you? 136 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,757 - Ellis? - Yes, sir. 137 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,597 - Griffiths? - Here, sir. 138 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,136 - Harris? - Yes, sir. 139 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,804 - Davies? - Yes, sir. 140 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,598 - Morris? - Sir. 141 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,141 Preece? 142 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,856 Preece? Anyone seen Zoe? 143 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:48,065 - Tate? - Yeah, present. 144 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,233 - Pritchard? - Yes. 145 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,868 Smuts? 146 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,619 Wanker! 147 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,129 Zoe Preece hasn 't been in school for a while, 148 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:07,293 so I've written a pamphlet on how to break out of the victim cycle. 149 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,504 I've also given her two examples to inspire hen 150 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,218 Firstly, Rhydian Bird, 151 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:16,305 who pulled his trousers down to far? and followed through, 152 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,061 calling an unhealthy turd onto the tarmac. 153 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:23,350 But instead of looking embarrassed, he screamed with laughter and pointed. 154 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,894 Nobody could tease him about it cos he was so proud. 155 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,778 How do you even know all men read poems? 156 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,190 All men do, unless you're gay. Are you gay? 157 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,825 Secondly Chips. He wasn 't even considered hot 158 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:36,284 until the Watkins twins stabbed him in the back with Compasses. 159 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,699 He said nothing, showed no discomfort 160 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,163 as his shirt blossomed with blood poppies. 161 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:44,751 His stoicism reminded me of the brave men who died in the First World War. 162 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:47,248 Chips is an outstanding bully. 163 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:51,010 He once made our Religious Education teacher cry using only Blu- Tack. 164 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,796 Right, now, now, now. 165 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,843 I don't quite know what I am yet. 166 00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,977 I've tried smoking a pipe... 167 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,809 ..flipping coins... 168 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,645 listening exclusively to French crooners. 169 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,606 Other times I go to the beach and stare at the sea. 170 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,568 Someone made a documentary about a prominent thinker 171 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,698 who struggled with unspeakable loss. 172 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,906 I've even had a brief hat phase. But nothing stuck. 173 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,040 - Gene. - What? 174 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,209 The most secure route to Zoe is big Gene, 175 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:35,006 who, over the last few months, has become her only friend and confidante. 176 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,094 Gene told me that Zoe had moved schools. 177 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:41,478 She was very unhappy because she was bullied and one boy even pushed her into a pond. 178 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,479 Oh...l had no idea. 179 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:46,687 I persuaded her to give Zoe the pamphlet by saying it was a love letter. 180 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,271 It's a big love letter. 181 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,357 I've got a big heart. 182 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,524 Sometimes I wish there was a #film crew following my every move. 183 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,785 I imagine the camera craning up as I walk away. 184 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,616 But, unless things improve, 185 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:02,828 the biopic of my life will only have the budget for a zoom out. 186 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,095 I feel bad, cutting into his head. 187 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,931 Why? It's just a fucking frog. 188 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,970 It's still a thing, though. It had life. 189 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,105 Where do you think they get the frogs? 190 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,358 I don't know. Probably a lake or a river nearby. 191 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,894 They probably have a guy that does it. I could End out. 192 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,154 - I don't actually want to know. - Neither do I. 193 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,941 - I'm just saying. You asked... - I wonder where Fat is. 194 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,199 - Zoe? - Mm. 195 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:40,328 - She hasn't been in school for a while. - I hadn't noticed. 196 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,580 I thought you would have. She leaves a big gap. 197 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,116 She's not on my radar. 198 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,956 - ls it cos we pushed her into the pond? - I didn't push her. 199 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:50,463 - Think she's weeping herself to death? - I didn't push her. 200 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,248 Maybe you should write to her. 201 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,468 Maybe you should write her a pamphlet or something. 202 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,128 What do you think? 203 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,305 What is this? 204 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,474 What do you want from me? 205 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:05,227 Meet me under the railway bridge after school and we'll take it from there. 206 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,850 JORDANA: Bring a Polaroid camera and a diary. 207 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,151 OK? 208 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,742 (Train clatters by overhead) 209 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,379 - Got the camera and the diary? - Do you have the pamphlet? 210 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,666 Give me the camera. 211 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,174 OK. 212 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,021 Now kneel down. 213 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,024 Please, Jordana... What is this? 214 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,402 Kneel down. 215 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,027 Close your eyes. 216 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,205 (Train clattering) 217 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,384 We kissed until our lips felt swollen. 218 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:26,222 Her mouth tasted of milk, Polo mints and Dunhill International. 219 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:40,903 OK. Now take out the diary and write today's date. 220 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:50,082 Write a few paragraphs on how excited you are to have kissed me. 221 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,745 Mention what a dick Mark Pritchard is and slag off Abby Sluts. 222 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,505 - it's Smuts. - Let's call her Sluts. 223 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,417 I sit next to her in Geography, so we're mates. 224 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,552 I don't need your life stony. 225 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,763 Wow. You look mentally retarded. 226 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,677 Have you ever kissed anyone before? 227 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:14,599 I had in fact only kissed one person before - Zoe Preece. 228 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,894 It was after the Cowboys And Indians school disco. 229 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,109 I told her if we were going to do it, we had to hide behind the refectory. 230 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,445 Her tongue was blue from blackcurrant squash. 231 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,485 It smouldered in the cold. 232 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,946 OK, I've done it. 233 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,040 Good. 234 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,080 - Can I have the pamphlet now? - No. 235 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:40,625 - What will you do with the photos? - Leave them lying around school. 236 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,634 For people to accidentally ind. 237 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,170 Oh. 238 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,884 What are you complaining about? 239 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,766 This is conclusive proof that you might not be gay. 240 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,895 CHILDREN: Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord! 241 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:55,148 Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord! 242 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,936 Come on, gay boy, take back what you said about me! 243 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,775 I take it back. I take it back. 244 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,657 And admit that you're in fact a gaylord. 245 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,738 (Jeering) 246 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,869 No. Do not admit it. 247 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,451 - Do not admit that. - Shut up, Chips. 248 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,662 Fine. I'm gay. I'm very gay. 249 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,826 (Shouting and laughter) 250 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,754 And Jordana's a slut. 251 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,499 - Jordana is a slut. - No. 252 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,168 Say it. Say it! 253 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,961 No. 254 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,006 Don't be a dick, Mark. Just let him go. 255 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,178 Fine. I'll let him go. 256 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,097 I'll let him go. 257 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,143 If...he admits you're a slut. 258 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,185 - Ooh. - Just say it, gay boy. 259 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,229 Say it. 260 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:58,662 Why don't you go fuck yourself? Fucking big gay. 261 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,879 I was completely overbalanced. 262 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:07,671 It was luck. I'm gonna get him for this. I'll bring him so much pain. 263 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,215 Probably catch him like he caught me, on the sly. 264 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,847 Blood. 265 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,894 - Are you gonna get up now? - Yeah. Sorry, yeah. 266 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,334 - You've got scaly hands. - it's eczema. 267 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,411 Now that we had kissed for non-blackmail purposes, 268 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,581 I thought it gentlemanly to escort Jordana home. 269 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:28,126 When there, I asked if she was my girlfriend now. And she said: 270 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,294 I'll think about it. 271 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,256 But what she meant was, yes. 272 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,967 We are now as one. 273 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,976 (Gulls crying) 274 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,703 Whenever I'm late home from school, 275 00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,082 my mother assumes I've been abducted and left to drown in a lake. 276 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,702 There he is. Oliver? 277 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,750 My mother is worried that I have mental problems. 278 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,336 I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions 279 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:11,093 during a routine Search of my parents' bedroom. 280 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,472 After that, I started slipping choice phrases into our conversation. 281 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,554 My body has been replaced by a shell. My organs are made of stone. 282 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,560 - I've been dead for years. - Right. 283 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,940 My mother is naturally neurotic and in her youth even dreamed of being an actress. 284 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:28,103 Until she was told by a speech therapist her tongue was too big for her mouth. 285 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:32,570 Now she works for the council's Legal and Democratic Services department. 286 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,197 (Photocopier whirs) 287 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,408 One of the rules in her office 288 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,573 - is that if it's your birthday... - Ta-da. 289 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,368 ... you are held responsible for bringing your own cake to work. 290 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,582 - Happy birthday, Jill. - Thank you. 291 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,793 Oliver? 292 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,833 Oliver, come here. 293 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,547 Come here. 294 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,379 Where are you going, Oliver? 295 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,931 OK, sit up. 296 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:07,816 - Are you being victimized again? - No. I'm never victimized. 297 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,602 You were, in primary school and Cubs. 298 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,897 - I don't remember. - I do. There was a lot of crying. 299 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,860 - Is it drug related? - How? 300 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,900 - I don't know. You tell me. - it's not. 301 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,943 - Your pupils are huge. - it's dark. 302 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,909 - ls it self-harm? - Why would I punch myself in the eye? 303 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,824 - I really don't know. - I wouldn't. This is stupid. 304 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,870 I'm not going anywhere until you tell me the truth. 305 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,665 OK, I got into a Tight. 306 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,254 I was defending the honour of my girlfriend. 307 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,885 GK, fine. 308 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,012 You're not being serious, it's fine. 309 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,048 No, I am. I have a girlfriend now. 310 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,092 - Really? - Yeah. 311 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:42,680 - Do you? - Yeah. 312 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,311 - Really? - Yeah. 313 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,347 Of course. 314 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:48,858 Yes, of course. I mean, why wouldn't... I didn't... 315 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,940 - Did you think I was... - No, I didn't. Come here. 316 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,104 (She grunts) 317 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,370 What a lovely little chat. You're doing so well. 318 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,305 So? 319 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,341 K-nock, k-nock, can I come in? 320 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,011 This was the happiest I 'd seen my father for years. 321 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,390 Not too long ago, I discovered an empty bottle of anti-depressants, 322 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:32,185 during another routine search of my parents' bedroom. 323 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,400 My research indicates it all started when he was sacked from his job 324 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,486 presenting on the Open University. 325 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:39,525 My father is a marine biologist, 326 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,662 and introduced a segment called Mysteries Of The Deep. 327 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,697 But he was an uneasy screen presence 328 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,458 and never knew quite what to do with his hands. 329 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,874 After his dismissal, he spent several days in bed, 330 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,881 drinking hot lemon from the same mug and never washing it, 331 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,008 a key sign of one of his downturns. 332 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:59,261 Now he works at the local university, 333 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,388 doing a job he Ends difficult to explain 334 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,551 to anyone without a degree-level knowledge of fish. 335 00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,306 Listen, I hope you don't mind. 336 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,396 But your mother informs me that you have a girlfriend. 337 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,903 Is there anything I can help you with there? 338 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,813 I'm not sure yet. I'll let you know. 339 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,573 OK. All right. 340 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,575 Yes. Er...listen... 341 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,237 I know you think I'm very boring, you know. 342 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:29,701 But once...l ripped my vest off in front of a woman 343 00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:33,125 and er...it was very effective, actually. 344 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:34,254 I know. 345 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,757 It produced a very atavistic response. 346 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,089 That's just something to bear in mind. 347 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:44,386 And listen, I made you a cassette recording. 348 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:50,434 It's a compilation of songs I used to listen to during some of my early formative relationships. 349 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,769 Plus a couple of things I thought you might dig. 350 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:56,277 I think music can make things seem a bit more real, sometimes, 351 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,233 - if you know what I mean. - Thanks. 352 00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:01,444 I've also included some break-up songs towards the end, 353 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,201 just in case things don't work out. 354 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:09,412 Which, obviously, you know, that isn't the aim, though, I'm gonna tell you, it is likely. 355 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,242 Passion rarely lasts, I'm afraid. 356 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:14,703 All right, well... 357 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,714 good night and erm...well done! 358 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,592 It's an achievement. It really is, of sorts. 359 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:21,843 Good night, son. 360 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:43,657 Tomorrow I'll be quicker 361 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:47,532 I'll stare into the strobe light flicker 362 00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:50,619 And afloat I'll stay 363 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:57,672 But I'm quite all right hiding today 364 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,964 I Tomorrow I'll be faster 365 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:06,673 I'll catch what I've been chasing after 366 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:09,843 And have time to play 367 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:16,857 But I'm quite all right hiding today 368 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:23,856 And I will play the coconut shy 369 00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,862 And win a prize even if it's rigged 370 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,702 I won't know when to stop 371 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,037 And you can leave off my lid 372 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:38,204 And I won't even lose my fizz 373 00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:42,834 I'll be the polka dots type 374 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:48,723 I'll know the way back if you know the way 375 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:55,600 But if you are, I am quite all right 376 00:25:56,722 --> 00:26:00,226 Hiding today 377 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:04,571 Jordana and I enjoyed a glorious atavistic fortnight of lovemaking, 378 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,983 humiliating teachers and bullying the weak. 379 00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:10,653 I've already turned these moments into the Super-8 footage of memory. 380 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:19,749 Tomorrow I'll be stronger 381 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,419 Running colorful 382 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:26,427 No longer just in black and white 383 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:33,635 And quite all right hiding tonight 384 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:40,684 And I will have a game on the coconut shy 385 00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:45,943 And win a prize even if it's rigged 386 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:50,781 I I won't know when to stop and you can leave off my lid 387 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:54,948 And I won't even lose my fizz 388 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:59,873 I'll be the polka dots type 389 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:05,583 I'll probably swim through a few lagoons 390 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,626 I'll have a spring in my step 391 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,592 And I'll get there soon 392 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:13,928 To sing you a happy tune 393 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,302 Tomorrow 394 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:19,972 And you'd better bring a change of clothes 395 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:26,021 So we can sail our laughing pianos 396 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:30,821 Along a beam of light 397 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:40,164 But I'm quite all right hiding tonight 398 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,834 it's fucking ridiculous! How long's it been? 399 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,673 Two weeks. it's fucking ridiculous! 400 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:51,837 I'm not bothered. We've as good as done it. 401 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,008 Never take more than a week between everything but and stuffing it in. 402 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,017 She's taking the piss. Keiron, back me up. 403 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:59,099 - She's taking the piss, man. - Thank you. 404 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:01,263 Watch out, she's looking. 405 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,435 Is she still looking? 406 00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,195 Yep. 407 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:12,400 Jordana hates any place that could be termed romantic. 408 00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:15,820 With this in mind, I took her to one of my favourite industrial estates, 409 00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:17,988 for some quality one-on-one time. 410 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,041 This is nice, isn't it? 411 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,377 JORDANA: Yeah, it's not bad. 412 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,218 OLIVER: I mean, you know, we get on pretty well. 413 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,217 JORDANA: Yeah, it's fun. 414 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,682 And we're getting more and more intimate. 415 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:42,892 Intimate? 416 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,229 Yeah, you know, we've done things. We've been intimate. 417 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,228 We have been intimate, yeah. 418 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,487 My parents are going to the cinema on Thursday. 419 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:57,403 It's a tradition. They go every Thursday evening. 420 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,571 So what I'm saying is, it's empty. 421 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,749 The house. On Thursday. The house is empty. 422 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,161 On Thursday evening, it's an empty house. 423 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,204 So what do you think? 424 00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:10,170 Are you asking me to come round and have sex with you? 425 00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:13,506 If I say yes, does that lessen the chance of you wanting to? 426 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:16,468 Before I answer that, I just want to check one thing. 427 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:19,099 - Yeah, sure. What is it? - it's quite serious. 428 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:23,263 Of course, yeah. Go ahead, you should be able to ask what you want to ask. 429 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,936 Will the house be empty? 430 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,771 Write down the reasons why I should. 431 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:47,953 OK. 432 00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,960 It's Thursday. You're going to the cinema? You should leave. 433 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,969 Is that what you wear to lounge around? 434 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,301 Your father doesn't want to go out all of a sudden. 435 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:01,558 I've been looking forward to it. I didn't realise there'd be others. 436 00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:04,140 - They're our neighbours. - Who, the ninjas? 437 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,897 It's Thursday, our cinema night. it's not a free-for-all. 438 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:09,649 Do not call them ninjas, Oliver. it's racist. 439 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,980 He's white. 440 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,316 They don't strike me as big Eric Rohmer fans. 441 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:16,652 Why don't the three of you just go and see some tat at the Odeon? 442 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,567 - I'll just stay in. - You should both go. 443 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,736 - So rude, Lloyd. - (Doorbell) 444 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,155 (Rings again) 445 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,324 Oh, for God's sake. 446 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:37,085 - Oh, Graham. - Whoa! 447 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:39,175 - Oh, not really... - Hey. 448 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,181 - Oh, thanks. - (Chuckles) 449 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,342 Are you all right? 450 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:45,852 - Whoargh! - (Giggles) 451 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,263 You look lovely. 452 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:49,852 - Thank you very much. - Sorry I'm a bit early. 453 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:53,690 It's just, there's a fantastic noodle bar right next to the cinema. 454 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,196 Kim-Lin and I would love to take you and Lloyd... 455 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,198 - Ninjas. - My treat. 456 00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,860 - Very sweet. - No need to take two cars, right? 457 00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,528 Plenty of room in the van. 458 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,197 Do you mind jumping in the back, here, Lloyd? 459 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:10,786 Hop right in there, make yourself comfortable. 460 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,331 All right there, buddy? Great. 461 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:16,917 (Van starts) 462 00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:49,199 (Clock ticking) 463 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,258 (Wind howling) 464 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:25,069 (Doorbell rings) 465 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:31,324 Thanks for living up a fucking hill. 466 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:36,417 Sorry, I had to er...go to the toilet. 467 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:39,124 I'm OK now. It doesn't matter. 468 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,715 Just gonna top this up quickly. 469 00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:45,547 There we go. 470 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:49,726 To us, and a wonderful evening of lovemaking. 471 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,932 Can you just get off my shoulders? 472 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:57,100 I'm just directing you, just... 473 00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:01,773 Right, OK, just don't open them. I'll tell you when. Stay there. 474 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,362 - What, now? - Yeah. 475 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:12,491 Fucking hell, you're a serial killer. 476 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:16,420 I'm sorry for that. I didn't know whether you'd like it. 477 00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,876 But we can learn from it. I've learned from it. 478 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:22,213 I think you've learned from it. Maybe we could start again. 479 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:25,174 - I've gotta go home. - OK, cool. You should go home. 480 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:29,433 I'll give you this. it's just a letter I was gonna give you. Just take it. 481 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:31,593 It's nothing. 482 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,600 - Sorry, but... - No, no, I... Yeah... 483 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,765 - You... - OK, bye. 484 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:54,408 Dear Jordana, thank you for letting me explore your perfect body. 485 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:55,700 I could drink your blood. 486 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:59,041 You're the only person I would allow to be shrunk to microscopic size 487 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:01,457 and swim inside me in a tiny submersible machine. 488 00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:04,376 We've lost our virginity but it wasn't like losing anything. 489 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:08,719 You're too good for me. You're too good for anyone. Sincerely, Oliver. 490 00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:55,135 Don't get cocky. 491 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,063 (Wind howls) 492 00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,239 - (Door slams) - How was the Elm? 493 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:12,744 I'm going to bed. 494 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:15,451 It's nice to see something lightweight once in a while, 495 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,082 that you don't have to think about. 496 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,083 Relationships are tough, aren't they? 497 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,786 You should be in bed, Oliver. 498 00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:29,299 Tonight, I stumbled across an encyclopedia entry on ultrasound. 499 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:33,261 Ultrasound is a sound vibration too high frequency to be audible. 500 00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:36,176 It was first developed to locate submerged objects - 501 00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:40,143 submarines, depth charges, Atlantis and such. 502 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:42,273 Some animals, like bats, dolphins and dogs 503 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,776 can hear within the ultrasonic frequency. 504 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:46,936 But no human can. 505 00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,777 No-one can truly know what anyone thinks or feels. 506 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,941 What's inside Mum? 507 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,028 What's inside Dad? 508 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:56,951 What's inside Jordana? 509 00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:01,539 We 're all traveling under the radar, undetected. 510 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:03,703 And no-one can do a thing about it. 511 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:07,340 - Any more word from Graham? - Nothing to report, Jackie. 512 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:10,173 - We went to the cinema as normal. - How did that go? 513 00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:11,587 Awkward, of course. 514 00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:14,347 Lloyd sulked because we watched Crocodile Dundee 515 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:17,180 rather than one of his dark numbers, I don't know. 516 00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:20,221 But I really laughed. I thought it was very charming. 517 00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:23,982 And I could see why someone like her would go for someone like him. 518 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:27,610 Graham is still very attractive. He probably felt threatened. 519 00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:30,739 Lloyd is far too self-involved to feel threatened, Jackie. 520 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:32,774 He knows Graham was your first love... 521 00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:34,818 - He wasn't my first love. - Come on. 522 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:36,361 - I was 18. - Pardon? 523 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,906 18. Look, I've got to go. I'll call you back. 524 00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:41,166 Actually, I'll see you tomorrow, OK. 525 00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:43,369 (Hangs up) 526 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,162 Lloyd? 527 00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,872 Were you listening in to that? 528 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,916 LLOYD: Sorry, what? 529 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:52,381 I could hear you breathe, Lloyd. 530 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,561 Why hadn't my parents told me that Graham was Mum 's first love? 531 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:05,020 No wonder their cinema outing had ended in such a schism. 532 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,934 I can only assume the subject of wife-swapping was raised 533 00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:10,024 and Dad didn't feel emotionally ready. 534 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:13,235 Is it possible that Mum would cheat on Dad? 535 00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,320 Will they get divorced? 536 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:16,700 They don't even row. 537 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,862 They just have discussions. 538 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:22,703 I'm going to have to increase my surveillance. 539 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,772 Good night, Oliver. 540 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,303 (Wind howls) 541 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:42,403 (Grunts enthusiastically) 542 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,991 Yargh, yargh, yargh! 543 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,328 Yargh, yargh, yargh! 544 00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,039 Yargh! 545 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,424 (Gulls screeching) 546 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,180 Thank you very much, Jeff. 547 00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:12,817 I got you these books. They're really meaningful to me. 548 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:16,105 This is Shakespeare's most mature work, miles better than Hamlet. 549 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:17,989 Just more developed thematically. 550 00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:21,868 And this is Nietzsche, one of the most influential philosophers of modern time. 551 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:25,030 I don't agree with all he says but he makes some interesting points. 552 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,791 And this is The Catcher In The Rye, a great modern American novel. 553 00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:30,827 Salinger's very influential. 554 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,462 Why are you doing this? 555 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:36,170 I thought it'd be nice to get some mutual interest, now we've had sex, 556 00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:38,630 other than spitting and setting things on tire. 557 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,670 Why would I want to be more like you? 558 00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:43,010 Just try not to crack the spines or burn them. 559 00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:46,676 We should get in. It starts in an hour. I want to get a good seat. 560 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,472 It's rude to leave a film before it's Finished. 561 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:52,891 - Who to? - The film-makers. 562 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,434 - How do they know? - They just do. 563 00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:56,228 - How? - They do. 564 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:59,523 - There wasn't even any sound on it. - There was never intended to be. 565 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:01,817 - Then why did they write it? - Kiss me. 566 00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:04,285 (Laughing) Get off me! 567 00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:07,406 - What are you doing? -Just kiss me. 568 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,791 (Laughing) Get the fuck off me, you freak. 569 00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:16,714 That was fucking ridiculous. 570 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:18,295 "Kiss me!" Who says that? 571 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:21,132 - It was a kiss. I tried to be romantic. - What the fuck? 572 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:23,763 - You were crushing my face. - Yeah, in a romantic way. 573 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,390 I'm not in the mood. 574 00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:30,136 It seems pretty clear that Mum is having an affair. 575 00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:33,682 Why else would she be at the hairdresser's with Graham the ninja? 576 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:36,442 He probably makes sure all his prospective sex partners 577 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:39,821 are salon fresh before impregnating them with a ninja love child. 578 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:40,696 Cheers. 579 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:44,325 Mum normally just gets a trim from her work colleague Jackie. 580 00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:48,075 But now I think of it, she did mention her hair the other day. 581 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,907 I used to have long hair like her. 582 00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:51,916 Hm? 583 00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:53,952 I used to have long hair, remember? 584 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,995 Hm, yes. 585 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:59,132 - Pretty, isn't she? - I dunno. 586 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,292 Do you like my hair long? 587 00:41:01,918 --> 00:41:03,920 - Er... - Or short like now? 588 00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:08,471 Well, you know... I like your hair no matter how long it is. 589 00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,306 But did you prefer it long? 590 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,845 Either way's good. 591 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,308 No opinion. 592 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,348 Well, it's up to you. 593 00:41:15,515 --> 00:41:18,064 So it wouldn't bother you if I shaved it all off? 594 00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:19,603 Not if it made you happy. 595 00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:21,817 If you want to shave off your hair, you should. 596 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:25,109 Why would I shave my hair off, Lloyd? What a stupid idea. 597 00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:28,202 Yeah. 598 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,790 I can imagine my mum calmly leaving one day while Dad helps her pack. 599 00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:36,327 So er...got any plans? 600 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:38,371 No, not really. 601 00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:40,415 No, just... 602 00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:42,583 see how it goes, really. 603 00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:17,619 Are you planning on getting dressed today? 604 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:20,254 - Do you want to take the car? - That's fine. 605 00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:24,008 I'm going to work from home today so if you want to take the car... 606 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:28,592 I was planning on going to see one of Graham's talks tonight. 607 00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:30,132 - OK. - You don't mind? 608 00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:33,051 - Why would I mind? - It just means I won't be in tonight. 609 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:36,096 - I'll make sure I keep myself busy. - Oliver, you coming? 610 00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:38,640 - I'd like a moment with my father. - Lovely. 611 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,808 I'll see you in the car. 612 00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,484 (Turns tap on) 613 00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:47,614 I think Mum might be having an affair. 614 00:42:47,774 --> 00:42:49,776 Can you turn the tap off, please? 615 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,580 I saw her in town with Graham and heard her on the phone talking about him. 616 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:56,412 You shouldn't be spying on people. 617 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,874 I just saw them and accidentally picked up the phone. Aren't you worried? 618 00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:02,380 - Graham's an old friend of Mum's. - They've met up. 619 00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:04,381 - Yes. - So you're condoning this affair? 620 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:07,885 There is no affair. He's just some bloke I stole your mother from. 621 00:43:08,044 --> 00:43:10,342 So you admit they have a history? 622 00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:12,974 I think you should go to your mother now, OK? 623 00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:20,481 - Thanks, Mum. - Just a second, we're early. 624 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,517 How are things with Jordana? 625 00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:23,935 Fine. 626 00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:27,902 - You ever going to let us meet her? - Maybe if you get a terminal illness. 627 00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:30,066 So things are serious between you two? 628 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:33,828 It may seem like a big deal now but it probably won't matter when you're my age. 629 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:34,703 38? 630 00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:37,081 - Just be careful. - I always use condoms. 631 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,116 Good. 632 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:41,877 You know that your dad and I are going through a bit of a tough time. 633 00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:45,381 And I want you to know we really appreciate you trying to help. 634 00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:48,293 - I'm not trying to help. - You're a loud Whisperer. 635 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,336 You shouldn't spy on people. 636 00:43:50,503 --> 00:43:52,380 Why have you been meeting Graham? 637 00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:56,518 Graham is an old friend and has had relationship problems with Kim-Lin. 638 00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:58,553 He needed someone he could talk to. 639 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,438 - So he might be single soon? - Goodbye, Oliver. 640 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,357 - Mum? - Yes? 641 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,942 Who would you save first in a fire, 642 00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:12,655 given the hypothetical situation that Dad and I were equally hard to save? 643 00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:15,745 I'd go for you but I'd feel bad for your father. 644 00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:17,780 OK. 645 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,797 - Kiss me! - What? 646 00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:35,806 (Laughs) 647 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:38,184 I still can't believe you fucking said it. 648 00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:41,221 I did not say it in a high-pitched... like a little mouse. 649 00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:43,481 - You cried it. - Come on, we're late. 650 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:49,566 - That gap gets smaller every day. - What are you doing tonight? 651 00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:51,402 I'm busy tonight. 652 00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:52,986 Doing what? 653 00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:54,822 As in, I've got stuff to do. Busy. 654 00:44:54,984 --> 00:44:57,703 No, you never have anything to do. What are you doing? 655 00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:00,740 GRAHAM: What is light? 656 00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:02,992 What is light? 657 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:07,664 How important is light? 658 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,175 OK, let's think about that for a minute. 659 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:15,680 Cos it seems very basic and banal but it's not. It's loaded. 660 00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:17,556 It's a bloody nail bomb. 661 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:23,225 I think light is probably the most important gift we have 662 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:25,264 from the universe. 663 00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:28,731 And if you asked any intelligent bloody writer, 664 00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:32,863 like Professor Hawking or anybody of that ilk, 665 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,234 he could talk to you... 666 00:45:36,776 --> 00:45:40,622 for about, I don't know, a year... 667 00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:42,953 just about bloody light! 668 00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:47,036 We don't want to be in the dark, 669 00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:48,955 being fiddled with. 670 00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:50,998 That's for sure. 671 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:53,042 How's my dad meant to compete? 672 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,086 The only time I saw him enthral a room 673 00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:58,883 was when he gave a talk about the disappearance of a giant sturgeon. 674 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:01,934 Sturgeons are royal fish, since the 14th century, 675 00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:04,437 and, if caught, they do become property of the Crown. 676 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:07,439 So, yes, we're treating the matter as suspicious. 677 00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:11,482 How deep is the ocean? 678 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:15,990 Seven miles at its deepest point, but on average, six miles as a rule of thumb. 679 00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:18,401 But no fish could live down there. 680 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:21,946 There's no light, of course, and the pressure is far too great. 681 00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:24,616 Any human who found themselves at that level, 682 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,659 well, they would die immediately. 683 00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:29,579 They would implode. They wouldn't stand a chance. 684 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,622 But in answer to your question, 685 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,258 the ocean is six miles deep. 686 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:39,471 I am a prism. 687 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,632 That's not mad. 688 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:45,224 OK? I am a prism, I am light. 689 00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:47,930 I am lucid. 690 00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:50,767 I am exciting and delicious. 691 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:53,231 Thanks very much for today. You've been fantastic. 692 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:08,830 Well done. 693 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:11,337 - It seemed to go pretty well. - Oh, yes, yes. 694 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:13,372 I think they... 695 00:47:13,539 --> 00:47:16,008 - They loved it. - Did you enjoy it? 696 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:17,840 Absolutely. 697 00:47:18,461 --> 00:47:20,008 A lot to take in. 698 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,048 - But it was silly, right? - No, no. 699 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,137 - You think I'm silly? - No, I don't. 700 00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:26,894 - It's OK. - I don't. I don't. 701 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,722 I didn't ask for this, Jill. 702 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:33,688 This gift, it's... It's like a burden to me. 703 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:34,727 Sure. 704 00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:37,272 Yeah, you must be exhausted. 705 00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:41,859 I split up with Kim-Lin. 706 00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:44,028 Oh, no. Oh, dear. 707 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:45,993 Let her go. 708 00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:48,408 - She was young, right? - I'm really sorry. 709 00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:51,498 - it's all good. - Anyway, I'd better... I'd better go. 710 00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:53,708 - Gonna come next week? - Er... 711 00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:56,332 - I can? - You'd better. 712 00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:58,843 Sure. I'll check my diary. 713 00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:01,595 - Bring Lloyd. - Um... 714 00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:03,756 OK. I don't think it's really... 715 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:06,976 ...his cup of... I'll ask. 716 00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:09,011 If you ask him... 717 00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:11,180 he will come. 718 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:16,102 - I'll see what I can do. - Right. 719 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:18,987 - Thank you again. You're very good. - Ciao, Jill. 720 00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:21,114 - Watch yourself. - Thank you. 721 00:48:22,441 --> 00:48:24,443 Bye-bye. 722 00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:36,330 I'm watching you. 723 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,420 And by being in balance with the colours around them, 724 00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:44,805 with a healthy colour glow around themselves, 725 00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:46,841 they're living a fulfilled life. 726 00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:52,434 So when you're in a crisis, it doesn't feel like the waves are crashing on you, 727 00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:56,518 it feels like you can just stand under those waves 728 00:48:56,684 --> 00:48:58,561 and let them do their business, 729 00:48:58,727 --> 00:49:03,824 and then get a towel and bloody dry yourself off and go about your day. 730 00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:05,405 That's what it means. 731 00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:07,615 My mum is the exact type of person 732 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:10,201 who is susceptible to this mystic bullshit. 733 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,116 I can picture her telling Jackie at work 734 00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:13,455 how it's a bit over the top 735 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:15,119 but there 's something in it. 736 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:17,163 If my dad radiated a colour, 737 00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:19,377 it'd be ochre or eggshell. 738 00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:23,553 He knows the number for the pothole helpline off by heart. 739 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:26,715 It's about a foot in diameter. it's a bit of a concern. 740 00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:28,640 (Whispers) Pothole. 741 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:31,598 Yes, that's right, Lloyd Tate. Oh, hi, how are you? 742 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,481 He was the first person in our village to install double glazing. 743 00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:39,734 It's from Dad. 744 00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:41,771 He ruins every Christmas. 745 00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:43,939 It's a kettle. 746 00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:46,025 Great. 747 00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:48,615 ..how extraordinary they are. 748 00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:51,447 Because they've forgotten, right? 749 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:55,084 OLIVER: Maybe it's time for Dad to rip off his vest again. 750 00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:58,496 I mean, it's a bit over the top, but I think there's something in it. 751 00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:00,335 Yes, yes. Good turnout, was it? 752 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,091 I'm going out for a bit. 753 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:06,383 The question was, do I tell Jordana about this Graham situation? 754 00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:08,422 I mean, we 'd had sex. 755 00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:11,468 Wouldn't it spoil things if I suddenly got emotional? 756 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:17,724 I decided to soften the blow with some light arson. 757 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,648 You don't talk about your parents much. 758 00:50:24,813 --> 00:50:28,738 - I mean, do they get on? - Yeah, they get on. 759 00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:32,906 Mine get on as well. it's good, isn't it? it's important that they get on. 760 00:50:33,072 --> 00:50:35,666 So everything's time at home, everything's OK? 761 00:50:35,824 --> 00:50:37,872 Cos everything's fine with me. 762 00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:41,172 Actually, my mum's not well at the moment. 763 00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:43,003 They get on, you know. 764 00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:44,758 That's the main thing. 765 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:46,881 Yeah. 766 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:51,257 Sorry, did you say your mum wasn't well? 767 00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:52,299 Yeah. 768 00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:55,970 Why, what's wrong? 769 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:58,681 She's got... 770 00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:01,896 it's called.medulloblastoma. 771 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:08,320 What does it mean? 772 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,402 It means she's got a brain tumour. 773 00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:16,577 Oh, no. 774 00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:23,167 Confiding in Jordana was now impossible. 775 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:25,591 Her mother had cancer. 776 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:30,346 And in the Top Trumps of parental problems, cancer beats potential infidelity. 777 00:51:31,964 --> 00:51:34,262 I would have to travel this road secretly, 778 00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,098 unaided, 779 00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,012 a renegade, 780 00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:40,101 a solitary samurai. 781 00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:00,955 : (plays) 782 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,680 Things were a lot less fun since Jordana 3 mother might die 783 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:19,516 and my parents' marriage staffed falling apart 784 00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:22,306 I've been working on strategies to solve both problems. 785 00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:26,023 I bought my dad some new aftershave, but I'm drawing a blank on the cancer. 786 00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:34,243 CHIP: You're fucked. Even if her mum is terminal, it can still take ages. 787 00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:35,653 Please, Chip, shut up. 788 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,571 This is not what you signed up for. 789 00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:40,582 This is about dipping your wick. You've done that, game over. 790 00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:42,835 She'll be in no mood to put out any more. 791 00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:44,415 No more Yuletide logging for you, 792 00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:47,832 unlike me, who shall be rolling in it throughout the festive period. 793 00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:49,966 Do you actually pre-prepare these lines? 794 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:52,002 I just split lines as they come to me. 795 00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:54,968 You've got to shut the shit down. Keiron, get my back. 796 00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:56,973 - With extreme prejudice. - Thank you. 797 00:52:57,132 --> 00:53:00,352 - Nothing's changed. - Do what you want. Remember two things: 798 00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:02,354 one - treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. 799 00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:04,390 Two - don't mix family and bush. 800 00:53:04,556 --> 00:53:07,856 Get the fuck out of here. Merry Christmas. Have a good 'un. 801 00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:10,358 You all right? 802 00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:13,900 You've gotta shut this shit down. it's fucking ridiculous. 803 00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:20,364 ALEX TURNER: Glass In The Park 804 00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:30,048 If there's glass in the park 805 00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:35,546 Darling, I can't help but keep 806 00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:40,138 Making appointments to sweep 807 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:44,146 Beneath the climbing frame 808 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:49,731 If the sun's in your eyes 809 00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:54,565 I'll tighten your blindfold, baby 810 00:53:55,149 --> 00:53:59,325 Don't worry, your foot won't get cut 811 00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:02,990 Strut carelessly 812 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:06,793 I've been taking my duty as a boyfriend seriously. 813 00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:09,751 Last night, I reread the book I Only Want What”s Best For You. 814 00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:11,415 I remembered a chapter that says: 815 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:13,129 (Reads) 816 00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:25,055 It's therefore in Jordana's interest that her dog dies before her mother does. 817 00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:27,097 Then we can get things back on track. 818 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:28,686 (Phone rings) 819 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,447 Oliver Tate. 820 00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:37,608 OK, calm down. 821 00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,655 What happened? 822 00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:45,249 There was no need to poison Jordana 's dog 823 00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:47,910 because Jordana's dog had just been hit by a train. 824 00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:50,955 I scraped his remains into the bin liner I 'd brought. 825 00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:54,625 The death of a pet makes it easier to accept the death of a parent. 826 00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:58,467 I could feel the tension between Jordana and start to slip away. 827 00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:13,352 Oh! 828 00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:15,692 No, of course, I'm sorry. I just... 829 00:55:15,854 --> 00:55:17,856 I thought... 830 00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:22,027 We should bury him. 831 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,993 No, I don't think we should. 832 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:27,328 Foxes dig up dead animals and eat them. 833 00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:30,661 What should we do, then? 834 00:55:33,205 --> 00:55:35,958 Well, there's this thing the Vikings used to do. 835 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,719 Jude would like to meet you. 836 00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:48,603 - Who's Jude? - My mum. 837 00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:50,514 Since when have you called her Jude? 838 00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,524 Since she might die in two weeks. 839 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:53,980 Right. 840 00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:57,020 So, do you wanna come? 841 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:05,325 The Bevans had Christmas dinner early in case it was the last one they had. 842 00:56:05,487 --> 00:56:07,706 I hoped it wouldn't be, cos the turkey was quite dry 843 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:10,414 and the spouts had turned mushy and out of focus. 844 00:56:10,576 --> 00:56:11,873 This is crackin', love. 845 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:13,708 Yeah, it's great. Thank you, Mrs Bevan. 846 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:16,340 This is my last warning. it's Jude. 847 00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:19,798 So, I hear from my little girl that you've stolen her heart. 848 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:20,677 Dad... 849 00:56:20,836 --> 00:56:23,589 Let me tell you, if you're lucky enough to ind an angel, 850 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:29,056 hold onto her with everything you've got. 851 00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:32,639 Oh, these fucking lights! 852 00:56:35,767 --> 00:56:37,769 Cheap shit. 853 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,442 Oh, come on. 854 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:48,122 You're acting like I'm dead already. 855 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:49,577 Come on. 856 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,993 It'd take more than some silly tumour to kill me. 857 00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:54,833 - It might not. - Oh, come on, now. Don't be daft. 858 00:56:57,456 --> 00:56:59,458 - Sorry. - All right. 859 00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:02,044 Oh, it's all right, darling. Ssh. 860 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:04,755 - Come here. - Sorry, love. 861 00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:06,139 Are you all right? Come on. 862 00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:07,675 - Come on. - Sorry, sorry. 863 00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:08,592 Sorry. 864 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:09,806 - All right? - Yeah. 865 00:57:09,968 --> 00:57:12,096 I'm fine. I'm Time. Give us a cudge. 866 00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:14,603 Listen... Thank you. 867 00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:16,392 Thank you from the bottom of my heart. 868 00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:19,858 Thank you for looking after Jordana, for walking through the ire with her. 869 00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:21,647 - Thank you. Appreciate it. - No. 870 00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:24,032 - No, we both do. - He's a good boy, isn't he? 871 00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:25,693 Part of the family now. Deal? 872 00:57:25,859 --> 00:57:27,156 - Deal? - Deal. 873 00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:28,616 Family, deal. 874 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:29,951 Deal, yes? 875 00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:32,161 There we fucking go. 876 00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:55,849 Maybe you should come to the hospital this Friday. 877 00:57:57,099 --> 00:58:00,069 Mum will have had her operation by then and we can visit. 878 00:58:00,227 --> 00:58:03,652 - If you felt like it. - Er, Friday. 879 00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:06,071 I've got to do some Christmas shopping. 880 00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:07,655 - What? - I always leave it too late. 881 00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:10,116 - I want to get you something good. - Mother might die. 882 00:58:10,278 --> 00:58:11,325 - I know. - Do you care, 883 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:13,490 - or couldn't you give a fuck? - I do, clearly. 884 00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:15,125 I'll come. When is it? 885 00:58:15,283 --> 00:58:17,035 Friday. 886 00:58:18,704 --> 00:58:19,956 Great, yeah. 887 00:58:20,122 --> 00:58:23,922 Yeah, Friday's good for me, actually. Yeah, I can do that. Excellent. 888 00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:26,303 Your skin's better. You're allergic to the dog. 889 00:58:27,087 --> 00:58:28,589 I'm eating better. 890 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:30,177 Following Mum's special diet. 891 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:32,263 Is that because of the... 892 00:58:32,426 --> 00:58:34,303 We eat lots of ginger now. 893 00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:36,471 So, Friday. 894 00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:38,812 The visiting hours are six till eight. 895 00:58:38,974 --> 00:58:41,818 Got it. Six till eight. I'll meet you there. 896 00:58:41,977 --> 00:58:43,820 OK. 897 00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:46,448 I'm sorry I'm like this. 898 00:58:46,606 --> 00:58:49,155 - I dunno. I'm sorry. - No, it's fine. 899 00:58:49,317 --> 00:58:53,322 - Don't think you have to wait. it's cold. - No, it's fine. I'll wait. 900 00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:55,115 I've got you these matches. 901 00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:57,284 Your favourite. 902 00:58:58,744 --> 00:59:00,337 I noticed the way you light a match. 903 00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:03,044 The flame is the same shape as a falling tear. 904 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,135 I knew then it was too late to save hen 905 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:08,971 She'd gone gooey in the middle. 906 00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:12,178 From now on she'll buy little gifts for her favourite teachers 907 00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:15,685 and she'll admire the scenery and she'll buy soup for homeless people. 908 00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:18,726 And she'll never bum my leg here again. 909 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:24,273 - Maybe I will go. it's pretty cold. - Yeah. 910 00:59:24,436 --> 00:59:26,484 OK. 911 00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:37,115 Good night. 912 00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:56,760 TV: Men I discovered I could see these colours in people, 913 00:59:56,927 --> 01:00:00,056 it took a long time because I was in such a state of anxiety. 914 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:04,693 It was when I started to be comfortable with it and stopped trying to resist it, 915 01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:06,728 it started to nourish me. 916 01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:09,318 And I could relax around it and be in it. 917 01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:13,111 Then I started to make more of an understanding of it. 918 01:00:18,406 --> 01:00:20,704 Well, it's um... 919 01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:22,869 it's interesting. 920 01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:27,207 He's really working that third eye, isn't he? 921 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,298 It's just a metaphor, Lloyd. 922 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,588 Oh, no, no, no. I mean, it's good, yes. 923 01:00:33,839 --> 01:00:36,012 I like the whole colour coding thing. 924 01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:39,223 Well, I'd like to go again. 925 01:00:39,386 --> 01:00:41,388 I'd like you to be there, so... 926 01:00:43,223 --> 01:00:47,023 - You want us to go? - Yes, I do. 927 01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:49,191 Right. 928 01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:50,947 Do I have to bring shorts? 929 01:00:51,106 --> 01:00:55,111 - it's on this Friday, so... - Right, OK, yeah. 930 01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:00,282 What, are you coming or... 931 01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:04,040 Well, I'm intrigued, yeah. 932 01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:06,375 - For sure. - This Friday. This Friday. 933 01:01:06,538 --> 01:01:07,585 - This Friday? - Mm-hm. 934 01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:09,624 OK, yep, Yep- 935 01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:13,045 - Thank you. - Mm. 936 01:01:13,795 --> 01:01:15,388 Don't let me down. OK? 937 01:01:15,547 --> 01:01:18,801 The most fantastical way people experience the Graham T Purvis system 938 01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:20,219 is to come to the seminar 939 01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:22,387 Oliver, what are you doing? 940 01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:26,441 ...have been mind-blowing. I've seen lives change. 941 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,602 It's just incredible. 942 01:01:29,227 --> 01:01:35,155 I wish on a global scale that people could get the message. 943 01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:38,161 Wouldn 't it be just wonderful? 944 01:01:40,488 --> 01:01:42,161 Friday... 945 01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:44,372 I'll be OK. I'll be... 946 01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:47,287 I'll be fine. I'll be all right. 947 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:49,331 Yeah, I'll be OK. 948 01:01:49,497 --> 01:01:51,340 Yeah. 949 01:01:58,256 --> 01:02:00,258 (Low breathing via a ventilator) 950 01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:09,017 (Volume of breathing increases) 951 01:02:27,369 --> 01:02:29,371 You should go in. 952 01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:16,918 (Birdsong) 953 01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:26,553 (Wind whistles) 954 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,397 Dad, aren't you going to Graham's thing? 955 01:03:37,564 --> 01:03:40,192 - Hm? - Graham's thing. it's Friday. 956 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:42,156 I thought you were going out. 957 01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:44,447 Yeah, I'm meant to be at the hospital. 958 01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:47,286 Well, you should get along then, I suppose. 959 01:03:47,449 --> 01:03:49,668 Yeah. Yeah, I will. Yeah, I should go. 960 01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:57,792 Right, I'm off out. 961 01:03:59,294 --> 01:04:01,638 I'll see you, then. 962 01:04:03,131 --> 01:04:04,508 Bye. 963 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,140 Dad, who would you save first in a house fire, 964 01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:12,728 given the hypothetical situation 965 01:04:12,891 --> 01:04:15,144 that both Mum and I were equally difficult to save? 966 01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:16,482 I'd save your mother first, 967 01:04:16,644 --> 01:04:20,319 so we had a better chance of working together to save you. 968 01:04:34,621 --> 01:04:36,840 Do you often feel like this? 969 01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:38,170 Like what? 970 01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:41,428 - Tired? - Down in the dumps. 971 01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:45,469 Quite often. 972 01:04:45,632 --> 01:04:47,634 How long for? 973 01:04:48,676 --> 01:04:51,054 Since I was about your age, I suppose. 974 01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:53,223 What does it feel like? 975 01:04:55,934 --> 01:04:57,936 Like being underwater. 976 01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:01,527 Is that why you became a marine biologist? 977 01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:03,532 Maybe, yeah. 978 01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:05,693 Have you always liked fish? 979 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,905 I suppose so. 980 01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:13,122 I just son of drifted into it, really. No pun intended. 981 01:05:13,284 --> 01:05:15,286 And does Mum mind? 982 01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:18,456 I think she'd rather I earnt more money. 983 01:05:18,623 --> 01:05:20,500 No, you being underwater. 984 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:21,589 Oh. 985 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:23,298 Yeah, no. 986 01:05:23,461 --> 01:05:25,714 I'm sure she'd rather I wasn't. 987 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:28,508 It's not very pleasant. 988 01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:31,557 The ocean is six miles deep, isn't it? 989 01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:36,057 Well remembered. Yeah. 990 01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:40,691 (Phone rings) 991 01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:42,572 Could be Mum. 992 01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:44,607 Or Jordana. 993 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:46,822 (Phone continues ringing) 994 01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,033 (Front door shuts) 995 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:06,463 (Phone rings) 996 01:06:15,263 --> 01:06:17,265 (Ringing tone) 997 01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:29,406 I haven 't spoken to Jordana about her mother because there 's only two possible outcomes. 998 01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,242 Either the operation was a success, 999 01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:34,328 in which case she'll be too relieved to be angry with me for long, 1000 01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:35,617 or her mother was dead, 1001 01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:38,707 in which case she needs privacy and time to grieve. 1002 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,875 During this brief hiatus, I can help save my parents' marriage 1003 01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:46,386 and then resume my duties as the best boyfriend in the world. 1004 01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:13,738 Oliver. 1005 01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:15,080 Yes? 1006 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,457 - What's this? - I don't know. 1007 01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:17,833 - What is this? - A letter. 1008 01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:19,835 - I don't know what's in it. - I think you do. 1009 01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:21,996 Why did you write this, Oliver? 1010 01:07:22,789 --> 01:07:24,211 This isn't funny. 1011 01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:26,752 If I did write it, and I'm not as yet admitting that I did, 1012 01:07:26,918 --> 01:07:29,091 it'd be because I spoke to Dad. This is what he wants. 1013 01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,848 - You spoke to Dad? - He knows he's been imperfect. 1014 01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:33,599 What did you talk about, Oliver? 1015 01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:35,760 Listen, 1016 01:07:36,719 --> 01:07:38,062 he still Ends you attractive. 1017 01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:40,223 He still wants to make love to you. 1018 01:07:41,975 --> 01:07:43,147 Are you making this up? 1019 01:07:43,309 --> 01:07:46,483 Me and Dad have discussed it. We both want to make this marriage work. 1020 01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:48,319 Are you with us? 1021 01:07:57,782 --> 01:07:59,784 (Door shuts) 1022 01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:16,467 (Front door slams) 1023 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,262 (Car engine starts) 1024 01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:37,289 JILL: Going to the beach with Graham. I will not be back tonight. 1025 01:09:09,687 --> 01:09:12,736 OLIVER: On New Year's Eve, everyone from town goes to the beach. 1026 01:09:12,899 --> 01:09:15,493 Chip said, if a girl won't get off with you on New Year's Eve, 1027 01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:17,074 you may as well cut it off 1028 01:09:17,236 --> 01:09:19,739 I'm starting to think that we may grow apart. 1029 01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:22,079 I don't want a mystic ninja as a stepdad. 1030 01:09:22,241 --> 01:09:24,335 I don't want to be from a broken home like Chip 's, 1031 01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:29,000 wearing tracksuit tops instead of coats and taking gateway drugs in shopping malls. 1032 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:30,792 I want my family back. 1033 01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:32,960 I don't want anything to change. 1034 01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:28,350 (Fireworks explode) 1035 01:10:28,516 --> 01:10:30,644 The celebrations are really kicking in, right? 1036 01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:32,062 Yeah. 1037 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:34,230 It distresses tiny animals. 1038 01:10:35,690 --> 01:10:36,942 - You can relax, right? - Mm. 1039 01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:39,577 - There's some lovely massage oils. - Great. OK. 1040 01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:41,079 In you get. 1041 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,239 All right. 1042 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,162 (Fireworks explode) 1043 01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:52,415 (Whistles from crowd on beach) 1044 01:11:01,048 --> 01:11:03,050 (Mutters) 1045 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:35,088 I have no idea what I'm hoping to achieve by breaking into Grahame house. 1046 01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:37,297 I just went to give him the idea that I'm deranged 1047 01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:39,462 and therefore capable of anything. 1048 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:42,758 This will probably involve me urinating or something. 1049 01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:51,516 I need a fucking drink. 1050 01:11:55,019 --> 01:11:56,191 (Whispers) 1051 01:11:56,354 --> 01:11:58,072 I'm doing it. Just do it. 1052 01:11:58,231 --> 01:11:59,858 Just do it... 1053 01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:01,196 Just do it. 1054 01:12:12,245 --> 01:12:13,292 OK. 1055 01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:14,922 Feel my piss. 1056 01:12:15,581 --> 01:12:17,549 Oh, come on. 1057 01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:19,710 Come on. 1058 01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:23,260 Oh, for fuck... 1059 01:12:23,422 --> 01:12:25,424 Fuck. 1060 01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:27,134 It's fine. 1061 01:12:27,301 --> 01:12:29,303 Come on. Just... 1062 01:12:30,763 --> 01:12:32,765 (Mutters) 1063 01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:36,227 Fucking piss on your face, you fucking freak. 1064 01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:41,440 For fuck's sake, just come on. Loosen up. 1065 01:12:48,948 --> 01:12:50,950 Oh, here we go. 1066 01:12:51,659 --> 01:12:53,252 (Trickle) 1067 01:12:53,953 --> 01:12:55,205 OK, that'll do it. 1068 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,553 Jesus Christ. 1069 01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:08,096 Fuck. 1070 01:13:10,136 --> 01:13:12,138 (Coughs) 1071 01:13:15,349 --> 01:13:16,100 (Retches) 1072 01:13:23,608 --> 01:13:25,360 (Coughs) 1073 01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:33,075 Kim-Lin? 1074 01:13:35,202 --> 01:13:37,204 Is that you? 1075 01:13:38,372 --> 01:13:40,374 Do you still have a key? 1076 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:43,669 That's very naughty. 1077 01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:50,551 Oh, this is fun, isn't it? 1078 01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:54,397 What kind of protest's this, then, eh? 1079 01:13:55,806 --> 01:13:57,274 Huh? 1080 01:13:57,433 --> 01:14:00,937 How much more of this bizarre behaviour do I have to endure? 1081 01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:14,750 (Exhales) Nearly went red there. 1082 01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:17,037 Come on, up you get, sweetheart. 1083 01:14:17,203 --> 01:14:19,205 I'm just try... 1084 01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:25,385 My name is not Kim-Lin. 1085 01:14:25,544 --> 01:14:28,047 My name is Oliver Tate. 1086 01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:30,216 (Doorbell rings) 1087 01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:35,687 Hello. 1088 01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:39,225 Hello. 1089 01:14:40,434 --> 01:14:42,436 Hello! 1090 01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:53,239 LLOYD: Knock, knock. 1091 01:14:54,865 --> 01:14:56,538 How are you feeling? 1092 01:14:56,701 --> 01:14:58,578 I saw Mum with Graham at the beach. 1093 01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:00,746 Mm. Mum told me everything. 1094 01:15:01,372 --> 01:15:03,750 Did she say she went into the van with his face on it? 1095 01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:04,712 Yes. 1096 01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:07,253 Did she say what happened in the van with his face on it? 1097 01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:08,421 Yes. 1098 01:15:08,587 --> 01:15:10,214 Aren't you angry? 1099 01:15:10,381 --> 01:15:12,258 Worse things have happened at sea, OI. 1100 01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:14,928 - What did happen? - That's between your mother and I. 1101 01:15:15,094 --> 01:15:17,062 JILL: Lloyd, I think it best we be honest. 1102 01:15:17,221 --> 01:15:18,518 Sweet pea, 1103 01:15:18,681 --> 01:15:20,683 I gave Graham a handjob. 1104 01:15:22,810 --> 01:15:25,484 Is there anything you'd like to say about that? 1105 01:15:26,272 --> 01:15:28,149 - Lloyd, do you want to add anything? - No. 1106 01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:32,695 OK. Well, I was drunk and I was trying to relax Graham. 1107 01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:35,456 - It was a silly thing to do. - Mm. 1108 01:15:35,948 --> 01:15:37,165 Thank you. 1109 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:39,326 Your father and I have discussed it 1110 01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:44,252 and if it's OK with everyone, that's the last we'll say about it. 1111 01:15:44,415 --> 01:15:46,292 OK? Thank you. 1112 01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:50,259 Is there anything you'd like to talk about now, huh? 1113 01:15:52,298 --> 01:15:54,972 Me and Jordana are having relationship problems. 1114 01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:57,512 - Oh. - it's difficult. 1115 01:15:57,678 --> 01:16:00,056 I suppose it won't matter when I'm 38 but... 1116 01:16:00,222 --> 01:16:01,474 I'm upset about it. 1117 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,313 You should be more angry with her. 1118 01:16:03,476 --> 01:16:05,478 Why would I be angry with Jordana? 1119 01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:07,696 Oh, you mean me. 1120 01:16:07,855 --> 01:16:09,402 Yes. No, no. Well, you know, I am. 1121 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,567 Yeah, I'm upset. 1122 01:16:13,652 --> 01:16:15,780 We should go back to sleep, though. 1123 01:16:15,946 --> 01:16:17,414 Yeah. 1124 01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:21,168 We're not going to punish you now but We're going to talk about what you've done. 1125 01:16:21,327 --> 01:16:22,579 What about what you've done? 1126 01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:24,122 OK, don't push it, OI. 1127 01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:27,508 Well, we'll talk about that too but you should go back to sleep now, OK? 1128 01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:30,089 - OK. - Mm? 1129 01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:34,256 Right. 1130 01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:09,333 JORDANA: Dear Oliver; I tried to tell you 1131 01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:12,879 but I figure you'll only probably believe me if it's in writing. It's over. 1132 01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:15,013 I enclose my lighter as a parting gift for you. 1133 01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:17,516 Also, I think you should know, I've found someone else. 1134 01:17:17,675 --> 01:17:19,894 When we're in school together, try not to look upset. 1135 01:17:20,052 --> 01:17:22,054 I know you're a good actor. 1136 01:17:22,221 --> 01:17:26,351 PS: You were right about my being allergic to dogs. I got tested. 1137 01:17:26,517 --> 01:17:29,270 Oh, and in case you're interested, my mum's fine now. 1138 01:17:29,436 --> 01:17:31,689 Sorry if it made you feel awkward. 1139 01:17:39,071 --> 01:17:41,699 ALEX TURNER: it's Hard To Get Around The Wind 1140 01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:48,464 it's like you're trying to get to heaven in a hurry 1141 01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:51,546 And the queue was shorter than you thought it'd be 1142 01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:57,261 And the doorman says, You need to get a wrist band 1143 01:17:58,007 --> 01:18:01,432 You got a lift between the pitfalls 1144 01:18:01,594 --> 01:18:04,848 But you're looking like you're low on energy 1145 01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:10,566 Did you get out and walk to ensure you'd miss the quicksand? 1146 01:18:11,729 --> 01:18:13,481 Could you tell her I called? 1147 01:18:13,647 --> 01:18:16,901 Looking for a new place to begin - it's Oliver. Oliver Tate. 1148 01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:19,741 Oh, yeah, she's got my number. 1149 01:18:19,904 --> 01:18:23,659 Feeling like it's hard to understand 1150 01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:31,549 But as long as you still keep peppering the pill 1151 01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:37,096 You'll ind a way to spit it out again 1152 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:44,812 And even when you know the way it's gonna blow 1153 01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:53,571 it's hard to get around the wind 1154 01:18:53,812 --> 01:18:55,689 None of this will matter when I'm 38. 1155 01:18:55,856 --> 01:18:58,951 But it's been two months since Jordana last spoke to me. 1156 01:18:59,109 --> 01:19:01,362 Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck. 1157 01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:07,118 Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry. 1158 01:19:08,786 --> 01:19:10,538 I wish I could hand in this excuse note. 1159 01:19:10,704 --> 01:19:11,830 "Dear Mr Davey, 1160 01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:15,001 Please may Oliver be excused from class. His tiny heart is broken. 1161 01:19:15,167 --> 01:19:17,169 Yours sincerely, Lloyd Tate." 1162 01:19:18,295 --> 01:19:20,593 Stretching out the neck on your evening 1163 01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:24,184 Trying to even out some deficit 1164 01:19:24,343 --> 01:19:29,850 But it's sabre-toothed, multi-ball confusion 1165 01:19:31,141 --> 01:19:34,691 And you can shriek until you're hollow 1166 01:19:34,853 --> 01:19:37,857 Or whisper it the other way 1167 01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:43,325 Trying to save the youth without puffing your shoes on 1168 01:19:45,906 --> 01:19:50,127 Looking for a new place to begin 1169 01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:56,838 - Is he all right? - He's fine. Just leave him. 1170 01:19:58,877 --> 01:20:04,429 As long as you still keep peppering the pill 1171 01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:10,022 You'll ind a way to spit it out again 1172 01:20:11,682 --> 01:20:17,610 And even when you know the way it's gonna blow 1173 01:20:19,273 --> 01:20:23,244 it's hard 1174 01:20:23,402 --> 01:20:28,158 To get around the wind 1175 01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:32,829 In my other recurring dream, I mentally rehearse the end scene. 1176 01:20:32,995 --> 01:20:35,965 The one where it's getting dark and I mistake a girl for Jordana. 1177 01:20:36,123 --> 01:20:39,343 A girl with the exact same frame and the exact same hair. 1178 01:20:39,501 --> 01:20:42,596 And when she turns around, I see her face is nothing like Jordana's. 1179 01:20:42,755 --> 01:20:44,883 And she asks, "Do I know you?" 1180 01:20:45,049 --> 01:20:46,767 And I look traumatized and say... 1181 01:20:46,925 --> 01:20:48,552 No. 1182 01:20:48,719 --> 01:20:50,392 You don't know me. 1183 01:20:50,554 --> 01:20:52,602 You don't know me at all. 1184 01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:56,652 I think this will matter when I'm older, when I'm 38. 1185 01:20:56,810 --> 01:20:59,154 - Don't you knock any more? - Sorry, Oliver. What? 1186 01:20:59,313 --> 01:21:01,657 Jordana... I think it will matter when I'm older. 1187 01:21:01,815 --> 01:21:03,192 Yeah, course it will. 1188 01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:05,407 OK, well... Good night. 1189 01:21:10,532 --> 01:21:13,832 And I can hear you through my window 1190 01:21:13,994 --> 01:21:17,123 But I'm never quite sure who is who 1191 01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:22,796 But they want the world on a dessert spoon 1192 01:21:24,088 --> 01:21:27,183 It always sounds like they're Fighting 1193 01:21:27,341 --> 01:21:30,971 Or as if that's what they're about to do 1194 01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:33,184 It might not hurt now 1195 01:21:33,347 --> 01:21:36,726 But it's gonna hurt soon 1196 01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:50,239 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1197 01:21:51,824 --> 01:21:54,077 You've got to be shitting me. 1198 01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:55,164 Pritchard. 1199 01:21:55,327 --> 01:21:57,671 Pritchard, take a look at this. it's as funny as fuck. 1200 01:21:57,830 --> 01:22:00,128 MR DUNTHORNE: All right, whose note is that? 1201 01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:08,090 It's mine. 1202 01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:11,970 Thank you, Oliver, for your refreshing honesty. 1203 01:22:12,136 --> 01:22:14,355 But you know the rules. Up you come, read it out. 1204 01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:58,724 (Clears throat) 1205 01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:02,190 It was just a joke? 1206 01:23:02,352 --> 01:23:03,444 Yeah. 1207 01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:06,483 OK, well, as I say, if it was just a joke then that's fine. 1208 01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:09,572 But if ever you have serious feelings 1209 01:23:09,735 --> 01:23:12,989 of, you know, difficulty 1210 01:23:13,155 --> 01:23:14,407 or sadness 1211 01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:17,918 or any negative feelings that you want to talk about, feel free to come and... 1212 01:23:18,076 --> 01:23:19,248 I know, I know, yeah. 1213 01:23:19,411 --> 01:23:20,708 I can talk to you about that. 1214 01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:22,418 OK. I don't want to embarrass you 1215 01:23:22,581 --> 01:23:26,586 but I just wanted you to know that I'm open to talking whenever you want. 1216 01:23:26,752 --> 01:23:27,878 Yeah. OK. 1217 01:23:28,045 --> 01:23:28,887 Cool. 1218 01:23:29,046 --> 01:23:30,423 Good. 1219 01:23:30,589 --> 01:23:32,967 Nice one, OI. Nice one, you fuck-muppet. 1220 01:23:33,133 --> 01:23:36,103 Why write stuff like that? Perhaps people are right and you are gay. 1221 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:39,310 "Jordana, I love you. I want to have your babies, get married." 1222 01:23:39,473 --> 01:23:40,520 What the fuck? 1223 01:23:40,682 --> 01:23:44,437 - Fuck you, Chips. - What the fuck are you up to, you fool? 1224 01:23:59,409 --> 01:24:00,456 What? 1225 01:24:00,619 --> 01:24:02,292 - You're a loser. - Go and see the girl 1226 01:24:02,454 --> 01:24:04,252 - who doesn't like you. - I'll be back. 1227 01:24:04,414 --> 01:24:06,041 I'll hit you in the face. 1228 01:24:10,504 --> 01:24:13,428 Can I have a word, please, in private, without him? 1229 01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:15,309 I'm fine here. 1230 01:24:16,176 --> 01:24:17,723 Sorry I didn't come to the hospital. 1231 01:24:17,886 --> 01:24:19,559 I thought my parents were going to split up 1232 01:24:19,721 --> 01:24:21,849 and I didn't want to look weak or things to change. 1233 01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:24,393 (Whispers) My mum gave a hand-job to a mystic. 1234 01:24:27,813 --> 01:24:29,815 Look, I was frightened. 1235 01:24:30,315 --> 01:24:32,158 I'm full of regret. 1236 01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:41,501 This is the moment where you leave him and come with me. 1237 01:24:45,914 --> 01:24:47,587 Is it? 1238 01:24:47,749 --> 01:24:49,592 Yeah. 1239 01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:51,753 Are you coming? 1240 01:24:54,631 --> 01:24:56,633 No. 1241 01:25:08,478 --> 01:25:09,946 (Chips laughs) 1242 01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:24,661 (Seagulls cry) 1243 01:26:08,288 --> 01:26:11,258 I don't know if I've come of age but I'm certainly older now. 1244 01:26:11,416 --> 01:26:15,011 I feel shrunken, as if there's a tiny ancient Oliver Tate inside me 1245 01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:17,923 operating the levers of a life-size Oliver-shaped shell. 1246 01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:20,263 A shell on which a decrepit picture show 1247 01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:22,427 replays the same handful of images. 1248 01:26:39,444 --> 01:26:43,620 Every night I come to the same place and wait till the sky catches up with my mood. 1249 01:26:45,325 --> 01:26:46,793 The pattern is set. 1250 01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:50,331 This is, no doubt, the end. 1251 01:27:07,264 --> 01:27:08,356 Jordana! 1252 01:27:17,315 --> 01:27:19,033 Jordana! 1253 01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:24,114 It is you. 1254 01:27:24,281 --> 01:27:26,500 I didn't think it'd be you. I... 1255 01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:30,830 I thought it'd be like a Elm where the girl turns round and it's not the... 1256 01:27:30,996 --> 01:27:32,543 You've got a new dog. You're allergic. 1257 01:27:32,706 --> 01:27:34,208 - Oliver. - Where's your boyfriend? 1258 01:27:34,374 --> 01:27:35,671 He's not my boyfriend. 1259 01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:38,553 Your skin's looking bad, terrible. it's probably the dog. 1260 01:27:38,712 --> 01:27:40,510 I don't care about my fucking skin. 1261 01:27:40,672 --> 01:27:43,767 - Why on earth did you get a new dog? - Because I like dogs, OK? 1262 01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:45,518 Why are you such a total dick? 1263 01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:47,679 I don't know. 1264 01:27:48,805 --> 01:27:51,183 I was crying earlier. My eyes are probably red. 1265 01:27:51,349 --> 01:27:52,396 They look fine. 1266 01:27:52,559 --> 01:27:54,653 No, well, maybe they don't go red when I cry. 1267 01:27:54,811 --> 01:27:56,813 It happens to some. 1268 01:27:59,524 --> 01:28:01,367 You were horrible to me. 1269 01:28:03,528 --> 01:28:05,906 I know. I made a mistake. 1270 01:28:06,072 --> 01:28:08,621 I made a mistake. What do you want me to say? 1271 01:28:13,663 --> 01:28:15,290 - Ask me how deep the ocean is. - Shut up. 1272 01:28:15,457 --> 01:28:16,504 Go on, just ask me. 1273 01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:18,088 - Why? - Because I know the answer. 1274 01:28:18,251 --> 01:28:19,969 - Oh, do you? - Yeah. I do. 1275 01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:21,550 - How deep? - I'm not going to say. 1276 01:28:21,713 --> 01:28:23,715 I'm broken-hearted. 1277 01:28:24,883 --> 01:28:26,977 - The ocean is six miles deep. - Good. 1278 01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:20,832 ALEX TURNER: Piledriver Waltz 1279 01:30:36,806 --> 01:30:39,935 I etched the face of a stopwatch 1280 01:30:40,101 --> 01:30:43,321 On the back of a raindrop 1281 01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:46,108 And did a swap for the sand 1282 01:30:46,274 --> 01:30:49,278 In an hourglass 1283 01:30:50,612 --> 01:30:53,616 I heard an unhappy ending 1284 01:30:53,782 --> 01:30:56,956 It sort of sounds like you leaving 1285 01:30:57,118 --> 01:31:00,338 I heard the Piledriver Waltz 1286 01:31:00,497 --> 01:31:03,876 It woke me up this morning 1287 01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:13,764 You look like you've been for breakfast 1288 01:31:13,927 --> 01:31:17,056 At the Heartbreak Hotel 1289 01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:18,895 And sat in the back booth 1290 01:31:19,057 --> 01:31:23,938 By the pamphlets and the literature 1291 01:31:24,104 --> 01:31:25,651 On how to lose 1292 01:31:25,814 --> 01:31:29,864 Your waitress was miserable 1293 01:31:30,026 --> 01:31:32,120 And so was your food 1294 01:31:32,278 --> 01:31:34,747 If you're going to try and walk on water 1295 01:31:34,906 --> 01:31:36,203 Make sure you wear 1296 01:31:36,366 --> 01:31:40,121 Your comfortable shoes 1297 01:31:40,286 --> 01:31:43,506 Mysteries flashing amber 1298 01:31:43,665 --> 01:31:46,088 Go green when you answer 1299 01:31:46,251 --> 01:31:50,347 But the red on the rest of the questionnaire 1300 01:31:50,505 --> 01:31:53,725 Never changes 1301 01:31:53,883 --> 01:31:57,137 I heard the news that you're planning 1302 01:31:57,303 --> 01:32:00,523 To shoot me out of a cannon 1303 01:32:00,682 --> 01:32:03,936 I heard the Piledriver Waltz 1304 01:32:04,102 --> 01:32:09,279 It woke me up this morning 1305 01:32:14,404 --> 01:32:17,408 You look like you've been for breakfast 1306 01:32:17,574 --> 01:32:20,623 At the Heartbreak Hotel 1307 01:32:20,785 --> 01:32:22,628 And sat in the back booth 1308 01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:27,543 By the pamphlets and the literature 1309 01:32:27,709 --> 01:32:29,837 On how to lose 1310 01:32:30,003 --> 01:32:33,257 Your waitress was miserable 1311 01:32:33,423 --> 01:32:35,721 And so was your food 1312 01:32:35,884 --> 01:32:37,136 If you're going to try 1313 01:32:37,302 --> 01:32:38,554 And walk on water 1314 01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:39,846 Make sure you wear 1315 01:32:40,013 --> 01:32:43,813 Your comfortable shoes 1316 01:32:45,310 --> 01:32:47,312 Oh-oh-oh 1317 01:32:47,937 --> 01:32:51,191 The Piledriver 1318 01:33:26,142 --> 01:33:28,144 ALEX TURNER: Stuck On The Puzzle 1319 01:33:37,862 --> 01:33:40,206 I'm not the kind of fool 1320 01:33:40,365 --> 01:33:43,744 Who's going to sit and sing to you 1321 01:33:45,370 --> 01:33:48,249 About stars, girl 1322 01:33:48,790 --> 01:33:51,669 But last night I looked up into 1323 01:33:51,835 --> 01:33:54,884 The dark half of the blue 1324 01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:59,430 And they'd gone backwards 1325 01:34:00,093 --> 01:34:02,562 Something in your magnetism 1326 01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:05,189 Must have pissed them off 1327 01:34:06,224 --> 01:34:10,900 Forcing them to get an early night 1328 01:34:12,772 --> 01:34:17,278 I have been searching from the bottom to the top 1329 01:34:17,443 --> 01:34:20,071 For such a sight 1330 01:34:21,239 --> 01:34:23,662 As the one I caught when I saw 1331 01:34:23,825 --> 01:34:29,207 Your fingers dimming the lights 1332 01:34:30,123 --> 01:34:35,095 Like you're used to being told that you're trouble 1333 01:34:36,462 --> 01:34:41,684 And I spent all night 1334 01:34:42,218 --> 01:34:45,267 Stuck on the puzzle 1335 01:34:49,517 --> 01:34:51,110 Nobody I asked 1336 01:34:51,269 --> 01:34:53,567 Knew how we came to be 1337 01:34:53,730 --> 01:34:56,108 The one to who 1338 01:34:56,274 --> 01:34:59,699 You surrendered 1339 01:35:00,278 --> 01:35:03,953 Any man who wasn't led away 1340 01:35:04,115 --> 01:35:06,994 Into the other room 1341 01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:11,006 Stood pretending 1342 01:35:11,164 --> 01:35:13,917 That something in your magnetism 1343 01:35:14,083 --> 01:35:16,461 Hadn’t just made him drop 1344 01:35:17,462 --> 01:35:19,135 Whoever's hand it was 1345 01:35:19,297 --> 01:35:21,800 That he was holding 1346 01:35:23,635 --> 01:35:25,683 I have been searching 1347 01:35:25,845 --> 01:35:28,439 From the bottom to the top 1348 01:35:28,598 --> 01:35:31,477 For such a sight 1349 01:35:32,143 --> 01:35:34,896 As the one I caught when I saw 1350 01:35:35,063 --> 01:35:40,320 Your fingers dimming the lights 1351 01:35:41,194 --> 01:35:43,822 Like you're used to being told 1352 01:35:43,988 --> 01:35:45,990 That you're trouble 1353 01:35:47,700 --> 01:35:53,002 And I spent all night 1354 01:35:53,498 --> 01:35:56,217 Stuck on the puzzle 1355 01:35:59,754 --> 01:36:04,681 I tried to swim to the side 1356 01:36:06,427 --> 01:36:10,853 But my feet got caught in the middle 1357 01:36:13,184 --> 01:36:17,189 And I thought I'd seen the light 1358 01:36:18,147 --> 01:36:20,149 But, oh, no 1359 01:36:22,694 --> 01:36:26,744 I was just stuck on the puzzle 1360 01:36:29,993 --> 01:36:34,715 Stuck on the puzzle