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(BOY coughing)

2
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<i>(TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME</i>
PLAYING <i>ON</i> VIDEO <i>GAME)</i>

3
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<i>(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)</i>

4
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Hi, honey.

5
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Hi, Mom.

6
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You feeling any better?

7
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A little bit.

8
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Guess what?

9
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What?

10
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Your grandfather's here.

11
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Mom, can't you tell him
I'm sick?

12
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You're sick?

13
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That's why he's here.

14
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He'll pinch my cheek.

15
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I hate that.

16
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Maybe he won't.

17
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Hey, how is the sickie? Huh?

18
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I think I'll leave
you two pals alone.

19
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I brought you
a special present.

20
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What is it?

21
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Open it up.

22
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A book?

23
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That's right.

24
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When I was your age,
television was called books.

25
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And this is a special book.

26
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It was the book my father used
to read to me when I was sick,

27
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and I used to read it
to your father.

28
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And today,
I'm gonna read it to you.

29
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Has it got any sports in it?

30
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Are you kidding?

31
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Fencing, fighting,
torture, revenge,

32
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giants, monsters,
chases, escapes,

33
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true love, miracles.

34
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Doesn't sound too bad.
I'll try and stay awake.

35
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Well, thank you very much.
Very nice of you.

36
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Your vote of confidence
is overwhelming.

37
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All right.

38
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<i>"The Princess Bride,"</i>

39
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"by S. Morgenstern."

40
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"Chapter one."

41
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"Buttercup was raised on a small
farm in the country of Florin."

42
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<i>"Her favorite pastimes
were riding her horse"</i>

43
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<i>"and tormenting the farm boy
that worked there."</i>

44
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<i>"His name was Westley, but
she never called him that."</i>

45
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<i>Isn't that
a wonderful beginning?</i>

46
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<i>GRANDSON:
Yeah, it's really good.</i>

47
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<i>"Nothing gave Buttercup as much
pleasure as ordering Westley around."</i>

48
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Farm Boy,
polish my horse's saddle.

49
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I want to see my face
shining in it by morning.

50
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As you wish.

51
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<i>GRANDFATHER: "'As you wish'
was all he ever said to her."</i>

52
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Farm Boy,
fill these with water.

53
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Please?

54
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As you wish.

55
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<i>"That day,
she was amazed to discover"</i>

56
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<i>"that when he was saying,
'As you wish, '"</i>

57
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<i>"what he meant was,
'l love you.'."</i>

58
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<i>"And even more amazing was the day she
realized she truly loved him back."</i>

59
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Farm Boy,

60
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fetch me that pitcher.

61
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As you wish.

62
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<i>GRANDSONI Hold it. Hold it.</i>

63
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What is this?
Are you trying to trick me?

64
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Where's the sports?

65
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Is this a kissing book?

66
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Wait. Just wait.

67
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When does it get good?

68
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Keep your shirt on.
Let me read.

69
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"Westley had no money
for marriage,"

70
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"so he packed his few
belongings and left the farm"

71
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"to seek his fortune
across the sea."

72
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<i>"It was a very emotional time
for Buttercup."</i>

73
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<i>GRANDSON: I don't believe this.</i>

74
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I fear I'll never
see you again.

75
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Of course you will.

76
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But what if something
happens to you?

77
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Hear this now.

78
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I will always come for you.

79
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But how can you be sure?

80
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This is true love.

81
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Do you think this happens
every day?

82
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<i>"GRAN DFATHER: " Westley didn't
reach his destination.</i>

83
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<i>"His ship was attacked
by the Dread Pirate Roberts,"</i>

84
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<i>"who never left captives alive."</i>

85
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<i>"When Buttercup got the news
that Westley was murdered..."</i>

86
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<i>GRANDSON:
Murdered by pirates is good.</i>

87
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<i>"...she went into her room
and shut the door."</i>

88
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<i>"And for days,
she neither slept nor ate."</i>

89
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I will never love again.

90
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(SHEEP BLEATING)

91
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<i>"Five years later, the main square of
Florin City was filled as never before"</i>

92
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<i>"to hear the announcement of the great
Prince Humperdinck's bride-to-be."</i>

93
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My people, a month from now,

94
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our country will have
its 500th anniversary.

95
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On that sundown,
I shall marry a lady

96
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who was once
a commoner like yourselves.

97
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But perhaps

98
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you will not find her common.

99
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HOW.

100
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Would you like to meet her?

101
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ALL: Yes!

102
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My people,

103
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the Princess Buttercup!

104
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(BUGLES PLAYING)

105
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<i>"GRAN DFATHER: " Buttercup's
emptiness consumed her.</i>

106
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<i>"Although the law of the land
gave Humperdinck the right"</i>

107
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<i>"to choose his bride,"</i>

108
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<i>"she did not love him."</i>

109
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

110
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<i>"Despite Humperdinck's reassurance
that she would grow to love him,"</i>

111
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<i>"the only joy she found
was in her daily ride."</i>

112
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(NEIGHING)

113
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MAN: A word, my lady?

114
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We are but poor,
lost circus performers.

115
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Is there a village nearby?

116
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There is nothing nearby,
not for miles.

117
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Then there will be no one
to hear you scream.

118
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(GASPS)

119
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What is that you're ripping?

120
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It is fabric from the uniform
of an army officer of Guilder.

121
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Who is Guilder?

122
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The country across the sea.

123
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The sworn enemy of Florin.

124
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Go! Once the horse
reaches the castle,

125
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the fabric will make
the prince suspect

126
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the Guilderians
have abducted his love.

127
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When he finds her body dead
on the Guilder frontier,

128
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his suspicions will be
totally confirmed.

129
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You never said anything
about killing anyone.

130
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I've hired you
to help me start a war.

131
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It's a prestigious line of work

132
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with a long
and glorious tradition.

133
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I just don't think it's right
killing an innocent girl.

134
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Am I going mad

135
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or did the word "think"
escape your lips?

136
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You were not hired for your brains,
you hippopotamic landmass!

137
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I agree with Fezzik.

138
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The sot has spoken.

139
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What happens to her is not
truly your concern.

140
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I will kill her. And remember this.
Never forget this!

141
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When I found you, you were so slobbering
drunk you couldn't buy brandy!

142
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And you! Friendless. Brainless.

143
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Helpless! Hopeless!

144
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Do you want me to send you
back to where you were?

145
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Unemployed? In Greenland?

146
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That Vizzini,

147
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he can fuss.

148
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Fuss. Fuss.

149
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I think he like
to scream at us.

150
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Probably he means no harm.

151
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He's really very short
on charm.

152
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You have
a great gift for rhyme.

153
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Yes. Yes. Some other time.

154
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\/IZZINII Enough Of that!

155
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INIGO: Fezzik,
are there rocks ahead?

156
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FEZZIK: If there are,
we'll all be dead.

157
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VIZZINI: No more rhymes now,
I mean it!

158
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Anybody want a peanut?

159
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(VIZZINI GRUNTING)

160
00:10:04,476 --> 00:10:08,354
We'll reach the cliffs by dawn.

161
00:10:08,355 --> 00:10:10,064
Why are you doing that?

162
00:10:10,065 --> 00:10:12,149
Are you sure
nobody's follow us?

163
00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:14,569
That would be inconceivable.

164
00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:17,989
Despite what you think,
you will be caught.

165
00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:21,242
And when you are, the Prince
will see you all hanged.

166
00:10:21,243 --> 00:10:24,120
Of all the necks
on this boat, Highness,

167
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the one you should be
worrying about is your own.

168
00:10:31,837 --> 00:10:35,172
Stop doing that! We can all relax.
It's almost over.

169
00:10:35,173 --> 00:10:36,966
You are sure
nobody's follow us?

170
00:10:36,967 --> 00:10:38,050
As I told you,

171
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it would be absolutely, totally and
in all other ways inconceivable.

172
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No one in Guilder knows
what we've done

173
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and no one in Florin could
have gotten here so fast.

174
00:10:50,439 --> 00:10:52,607
Out of curiosity,
why do you ask?

175
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No reason. Suddenly, I just
happen to look behind us

176
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:56,902
and something is there.

177
00:10:56,903 --> 00:10:57,403
What?

178
00:11:05,746 --> 00:11:10,124
Probably some local fisherman out for
a pleasure cruise at night through

179
00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:12,376
eel-infested waters.

180
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(WATER SPLASHES)

181
00:11:13,837 --> 00:11:16,714
What? Go in! Get after her!

182
00:11:16,715 --> 00:11:18,674
I don't swim.

183
00:11:18,675 --> 00:11:20,384
I only dog paddle.

184
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(GRUNTS)

185
00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:26,891
Veer left!

186
00:11:26,892 --> 00:11:31,892
Left! Left!

187
00:11:33,774 --> 00:11:36,567
(SHRIEKING)

188
00:11:36,568 --> 00:11:39,904
VIZZINI: Do you know what
that sound is, Highness?

189
00:11:39,905 --> 00:11:42,573
Those are the shrieking eels!

190
00:11:42,574 --> 00:11:45,076
If you don't believe me,
just wait.

191
00:11:45,077 --> 00:11:50,077
They always grow louder when they're
about to feed on human flesh!

192
00:11:50,415 --> 00:11:53,584
(GASPS)

193
00:11:53,585 --> 00:11:58,585
If you swim back now, I promise
no harm will come to you.

194
00:11:58,632 --> 00:12:02,009
IdoubtyouWlget such an
offer from the eels.

195
00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:07,010
(SHRIEKING)

196
00:12:09,893 --> 00:12:10,976
(SCREAMING)

197
00:12:10,977 --> 00:12:14,855
She doesn't get eaten
by the eels at this time.

198
00:12:14,856 --> 00:12:15,940
What?

199
00:12:15,941 --> 00:12:17,400
The eel doesn't get her.

200
00:12:17,401 --> 00:12:21,404
I'm explaining to you
because you look nervous.

201
00:12:21,405 --> 00:12:24,615
I wasn't nervous.

202
00:12:24,616 --> 00:12:29,203
Maybe I was a little bit concerned,
but that's not the same thing.

203
00:12:29,204 --> 00:12:31,664
Because we can stop now
if you want.

204
00:12:31,665 --> 00:12:36,665
No, you could read
a little bit more if you want.

205
00:12:37,129 --> 00:12:39,880
"Do you know what
that sound is, Highness?"

206
00:12:39,881 --> 00:12:41,799
<i>"Those are the shrieking eels."</i>

207
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,468
We're past that, Grandpa.
You read it already.

208
00:12:44,469 --> 00:12:46,637
Oh. Oh, my goodness.

209
00:12:46,638 --> 00:12:49,974
I did. I'm sorry.
I beg your pardon.

210
00:12:49,975 --> 00:12:53,185
<i>All right. All right. Let's
see, she was in the water.</i>

211
00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:54,812
<i>The eel was coming after her.</i>

212
00:12:54,813 --> 00:12:59,813
<i>She was frightened. The eel started
to charge her, and then...</i>

213
00:13:01,111 --> 00:13:06,111
Put her down.
Just put her down.

214
00:13:08,326 --> 00:13:10,035
I think he's getting closer.

215
00:13:10,036 --> 00:13:13,539
He's no concern of ours.
Sail on!

216
00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:15,916
I suppose you think
you're brave, don't you?

217
00:13:15,917 --> 00:13:20,917
Only compared to some.

218
00:13:24,176 --> 00:13:27,094
INIGO: Look!
He's right on top of us!

219
00:13:27,095 --> 00:13:29,555
I wonder if he is using
the same wind we are using.

220
00:13:29,556 --> 00:13:34,556
Whoever he is,
he's too late. See?

221
00:13:35,353 --> 00:13:38,022
The Cliffs of Insanity!

222
00:13:38,023 --> 00:13:41,984
Hurry up! Move the thing!

223
00:13:41,985 --> 00:13:45,863
And that other thing!

224
00:13:45,864 --> 00:13:46,408
Move it!

225
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:55,247
We're safe. Only Fezzik is
strong enough to go up our way.

226
00:13:55,248 --> 00:14:00,248
He'll have to sail around for
hours till he finds a harbor.

227
00:14:27,239 --> 00:14:32,239
(BIRDS CAWING)

228
00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:48,092
He's climbing the rope
and he's gaining on us.

229
00:14:48,093 --> 00:14:52,054
Inconceivable.

230
00:14:52,055 --> 00:14:53,264
Faster!

231
00:14:53,265 --> 00:14:55,307
FEZZIK: I thought
I was going faster.

232
00:14:55,308 --> 00:14:57,476
You were supposed
to be this colossus.

233
00:14:57,477 --> 00:15:01,105
You were this great legendary thing.
And yet, he gains!

234
00:15:01,106 --> 00:15:04,775
Well, I'm carrying three people,
and he got only himself.

235
00:15:04,776 --> 00:15:06,151
I do not accept excuses.

236
00:15:06,152 --> 00:15:08,612
I'm just going to have to find
myself a new giant, that's all.

237
00:15:08,613 --> 00:15:13,613
Don't say that, Vizzini.
Please?

238
00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:21,830
Did I make it clear
that your job is at stake?

239
00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:25,189
He's got very good arms.

240
00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:29,193
He didn't fall? Inconceivable.

241
00:16:29,194 --> 00:16:30,861
You keep using that word.

242
00:16:30,862 --> 00:16:35,199
I do not think it means
what you think it means.

243
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,369
INIGO: My God. He's climbing.

244
00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:42,331
Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with
the Princess and must, therefore, die.

245
00:16:42,332 --> 00:16:45,376
You, carry her. We'll head
straight for the Guilder frontier.

246
00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:49,838
Catch up when he's dead. If he falls, fine.
If not, the sword.

247
00:16:49,839 --> 00:16:52,007
I'm going to duel him
left-handed.

248
00:16:52,008 --> 00:16:54,051
You know what a hurry we're in!

249
00:16:54,052 --> 00:16:56,220
It's the only way
I can be satisfied.

250
00:16:56,221 --> 00:16:58,889
If I use my right,
over too quickly.

251
00:16:58,890 --> 00:17:03,890
Oh, have it your way.

252
00:17:08,149 --> 00:17:12,778
You be careful. People in
masks cannot be trusted.

253
00:17:12,779 --> 00:17:17,779
I'm waiting!

254
00:17:27,419 --> 00:17:32,419
Hello there!

255
00:17:32,632 --> 00:17:34,550
Slow going?

256
00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:38,262
Look, I don't mean to be rude, but
this is not as easy as it looks,

257
00:17:38,263 --> 00:17:40,889
so I'd appreciate it
if you wouldn't distract me.

258
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:45,890
Sorry. Thank you.

259
00:17:52,277 --> 00:17:54,945
I don't suppose
you could speed things up?

260
00:17:54,946 --> 00:17:58,699
If you're in such a hurry, you could
lower a rope or a tree branch,

261
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:01,452
or find something useful to do.

262
00:18:01,453 --> 00:18:05,122
I could do that.
I've got some rope up here.

263
00:18:05,123 --> 00:18:07,624
But I do not think
you would accept my help,

264
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:10,210
since I am only waiting around
to kill you.

265
00:18:10,211 --> 00:18:13,088
That does put a damper
on our relationship.

266
00:18:13,089 --> 00:18:17,843
But I promise I will not kill
you until you reach the top.

267
00:18:17,844 --> 00:18:21,638
That's very comforting, but I'm
afraid you'll just have to wait.

268
00:18:21,639 --> 00:18:24,349
I hate waiting.

269
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:26,393
I could give you my word
as a Spaniard.

270
00:18:26,394 --> 00:18:30,481
(GRUNTING) No good.
I've known too many Spaniards.

271
00:18:30,482 --> 00:18:32,524
Is there any way
you'll trust me?

272
00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:35,027
Nothing comes to mind.

273
00:18:35,028 --> 00:18:38,947
I swear on the soul of my
father, Domingo Montoya,

274
00:18:38,948 --> 00:18:41,366
you will reach the top alive.

275
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:46,367
Throw me the rope.

276
00:19:12,649 --> 00:19:14,650
Thank you.

277
00:19:14,651 --> 00:19:18,112
We'll wait... wait... wait
until you're ready.

278
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:23,113
Again, thank you.

279
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:35,754
I do not mean to pry,

280
00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:40,755
but you don't by any chance happen to
have six fingers on your right hand?

281
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:43,887
Do you always begin
conversations this way?

282
00:19:43,888 --> 00:19:48,888
My father was slaughtered
by a six-fingered man.

283
00:19:53,022 --> 00:19:55,941
He was a great sword maker,
my father.

284
00:19:55,942 --> 00:19:58,902
When the six-fingered man appeared
and requested a special sword,

285
00:19:58,903 --> 00:20:02,322
my father took the job.

286
00:20:02,323 --> 00:20:07,323
He slaved a year
before he was done.

287
00:20:14,669 --> 00:20:17,921
I've never seen its equal.

288
00:20:17,922 --> 00:20:21,300
The six-fingered man
returned and demanded it,

289
00:20:21,301 --> 00:20:24,636
but at one-tenth
his promised price.

290
00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:26,930
My father refused.

291
00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:31,931
Without a word, the six-fingered
man slashed him through the heart.

292
00:20:31,936 --> 00:20:33,937
I loved my father.

293
00:20:33,938 --> 00:20:38,938
So, naturally, I challenged
his murderer to a duel.

294
00:20:38,943 --> 00:20:41,653
I failed.

295
00:20:41,654 --> 00:20:45,407
The six-fingered man
leave me alive.

296
00:20:45,408 --> 00:20:50,037
But he gave me this.

297
00:20:50,038 --> 00:20:51,705
How old were you?

298
00:20:51,706 --> 00:20:54,249
I was 11 years old.

299
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,752
When I was strong enough,

300
00:20:56,753 --> 00:21:00,964
I dedicated my life
to the study of fencing.

301
00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:05,965
So, the next time we meet,
I will not fail.

302
00:21:06,512 --> 00:21:10,265
I will go up to the
six-fingered man and say,

303
00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:15,187
"Hello. My name
is Inigo Montoya."

304
00:21:15,188 --> 00:21:20,188
"You killed my father.
Prepare to die."

305
00:21:21,444 --> 00:21:24,196
You've done nothing
but study swordplay?

306
00:21:24,197 --> 00:21:27,074
More pursue it
than study, lately.

307
00:21:27,075 --> 00:21:29,201
You see, I cannot find him.

308
00:21:29,202 --> 00:21:32,663
It has been 20 years now. I'm
starting to lose confidence.

309
00:21:32,664 --> 00:21:34,957
I just work for Vizzini
to pay the bills.

310
00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:39,336
There's not a lot of money
in revenge.

311
00:21:39,337 --> 00:21:42,256
Well, I certainly hope
you find him someday.

312
00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:43,507
You're ready then?

313
00:21:43,508 --> 00:21:45,300
Whether I am or not,
you've been more than fair.

314
00:21:45,301 --> 00:21:48,762
You seem a decent fellow.
I hate to kill you.

315
00:21:48,763 --> 00:21:52,849
You seem a decent fellow.
I hate to die.

316
00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:53,350
Begin.

317
00:22:26,801 --> 00:22:29,136
You are using Bonetti's
defense against me, huh?

318
00:22:29,137 --> 00:22:32,097
I thought it fitting,
considering the rocky terrain.

319
00:22:32,098 --> 00:22:35,183
Naturally, you must expect me
to attack with Capo Ferro.

320
00:22:35,184 --> 00:22:40,184
Naturally. But I find that Thibault
cancels out Capo Ferro, don't you?

321
00:22:40,565 --> 00:22:44,234
Unless the enemy
has studied his Agrippa.

322
00:22:44,235 --> 00:22:49,235
Which I have!

323
00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:53,076
You are wonderful. Thank you.

324
00:22:53,077 --> 00:22:54,745
I've worked hard to become so.

325
00:22:54,746 --> 00:22:56,747
I admit that you are
better than I am.

326
00:22:56,748 --> 00:22:57,873
Then why are you smiling?

327
00:22:57,874 --> 00:23:00,250
Because I know something
you don't know.

328
00:23:00,251 --> 00:23:01,293
And what is that?

329
00:23:01,294 --> 00:23:06,294
I am not left-handed.

330
00:23:11,304 --> 00:23:14,639
(GRUNTING)

331
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,891
You are amazing.

332
00:23:15,892 --> 00:23:18,226
I ought to be, after 20 years.

333
00:23:18,227 --> 00:23:20,228
(GRUNTING) There's something
I ought to tell you.

334
00:23:20,229 --> 00:23:21,730
Tell me.

335
00:23:21,731 --> 00:23:26,731
I'm not left-handed either.

336
00:23:50,468 --> 00:23:52,135
Who are you?

337
00:23:52,136 --> 00:23:53,720
No one of consequence.

338
00:23:53,721 --> 00:23:55,138
I must know.

339
00:23:55,139 --> 00:23:57,307
Get used to disappointment.

340
00:23:57,308 --> 00:23:57,808
Okay.

341
00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:33,423
(GRUNTING)

342
00:24:39,350 --> 00:24:41,143
(PANTING)

343
00:24:41,144 --> 00:24:43,145
Kill me quickly.

344
00:24:43,146 --> 00:24:45,021
I would as soon destroy
a stained-glass window

345
00:24:45,022 --> 00:24:46,731
as an artist like yourself.

346
00:24:46,732 --> 00:24:49,693
However, since I can't have
you following me, either...

347
00:24:49,694 --> 00:24:53,363
(GROANS)

348
00:24:53,364 --> 00:24:58,364
Please understand, I hold you
in the highest respect.

349
00:25:08,171 --> 00:25:11,047
Inconceivable! Give her to me.

350
00:25:11,048 --> 00:25:12,466
Catch up with us quickly.

351
00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:13,675
What do I do?

352
00:25:13,676 --> 00:25:16,136
Finish him.
Finish him your way!

353
00:25:16,137 --> 00:25:19,598
Oh, good. My way.
Thank you, Vizzini.

354
00:25:19,599 --> 00:25:21,892
Which one's my way?

355
00:25:21,893 --> 00:25:25,020
Pick up one of those rocks.
Get behind the boulder.

356
00:25:25,021 --> 00:25:27,939
In a few minutes, the man in black
will come running around the bend.

357
00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:32,940
The minute his head is in
view, hit it with the rock!

358
00:25:33,571 --> 00:25:38,571
My Way's not
very sportsmanlike.

359
00:26:05,436 --> 00:26:09,356
I did that on purpose.
I didn't have to miss.

360
00:26:09,357 --> 00:26:12,025
I believe you.

361
00:26:12,026 --> 00:26:14,027
So what happens now?

362
00:26:14,028 --> 00:26:16,321
We face each other
as God intended.

363
00:26:16,322 --> 00:26:21,322
Sportsmanlike. No tricks. No weapons.
Skill against skill alone.

364
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,664
You mean, you'll put down your
rock and I'll put down my sword,

365
00:26:25,665 --> 00:26:28,291
and we'll try and kill each
other like civilized people?

366
00:26:28,292 --> 00:26:30,752
I can kill you now.

367
00:26:30,753 --> 00:26:35,753
Frankly, I think the odds are slightly
in your favor at hand-fighting.

368
00:26:35,967 --> 00:26:39,219
It's not my fault for being the
biggest and the strongest.

369
00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:44,220
I don't even exercise.

370
00:26:46,310 --> 00:26:51,310
(GRUNTING)

371
00:26:53,317 --> 00:26:58,317
(GRUNTING)

372
00:27:00,908 --> 00:27:03,618
Look, are you just fiddling
around with me, or what?

373
00:27:03,619 --> 00:27:06,121
I just want you to feel
you're doing well.

374
00:27:06,122 --> 00:27:10,667
I hate for people
to die embarrassed.

375
00:27:10,668 --> 00:27:12,002
You're quick.

376
00:27:12,003 --> 00:27:13,169
And a good thing, too.

377
00:27:13,170 --> 00:27:14,588
Why are you wearing a mask?

378
00:27:14,589 --> 00:27:16,881
Were you burned by acid
or something like that?

379
00:27:16,882 --> 00:27:18,842
No, it's just that they're
terribly comfortable.

380
00:27:18,843 --> 00:27:23,843
I think everyone will be
wearing them in the future.

381
00:27:24,765 --> 00:27:29,269
(GRUNTING) I just figured why
you give me so much trouble.

382
00:27:29,270 --> 00:27:30,520
(GROANING)

383
00:27:30,521 --> 00:27:32,814
Why's that, do you think?

384
00:27:32,815 --> 00:27:37,815
Well, I haven't fought
just one person for so long.

385
00:27:39,322 --> 00:27:42,115
I've been specializing
in groups,

386
00:27:42,116 --> 00:27:47,116
battling gangs for local
charities, that kind of thing.

387
00:27:47,913 --> 00:27:51,499
Why should that make
such a... difference?

388
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:54,419
Well, you see,
you use different moves.

389
00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:59,420
(GRUNTING) when you're
fighting half a dozen people

390
00:27:59,759 --> 00:28:04,759
than when you only have to be
worried about one.

391
00:28:17,902 --> 00:28:21,154
I do not envy you the headache
you will have when you awake.

392
00:28:21,155 --> 00:28:26,155
But in the meantime, rest well
and dream of large women.

393
00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:48,260
There was a mighty duel.

394
00:28:49,558 --> 00:28:54,062
It ranged all over.
They were both masters.

395
00:28:54,063 --> 00:28:56,856
Who won? How did it end?

396
00:28:56,857 --> 00:29:01,486
The loser ran off alone,

397
00:29:01,487 --> 00:29:03,321
but the winner

398
00:29:03,322 --> 00:29:07,575
followed those footprints
toward Guilder.

399
00:29:07,576 --> 00:29:09,786
Shall we track them both?

400
00:29:09,787 --> 00:29:14,457
The loser is nothing.
Only the Princess matters.

401
00:29:14,458 --> 00:29:17,210
Clearly, this was all planned
by warriors of Guilder.

402
00:29:17,211 --> 00:29:20,380
We must all be ready
for whatever lies ahead.

403
00:29:20,381 --> 00:29:22,090
Could this be a trap?

404
00:29:22,091 --> 00:29:24,467
I always think
everything could be a trap,

405
00:29:24,468 --> 00:29:29,468
which is why I'm still alive.

406
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,941
So, it is down to you

407
00:29:39,942 --> 00:29:44,529
and it is down to me.

408
00:29:44,530 --> 00:29:48,950
If you wish her dead, by all
means, keep moving forward.

409
00:29:48,951 --> 00:29:50,326
Let me explain.

410
00:29:50,327 --> 00:29:51,870
There's nothing to explain.

411
00:29:51,871 --> 00:29:54,831
You're trying to kidnap
what I've rightfully stolen.

412
00:29:54,832 --> 00:29:57,876
Perhaps an arrangement
can be reached?

413
00:29:57,877 --> 00:30:01,671
There will be no arrangement,
and you're killing her.

414
00:30:01,672 --> 00:30:04,716
(GASPS)

415
00:30:04,717 --> 00:30:07,677
Well, if there can be no arrangement,
then we are at an impasse.

416
00:30:07,678 --> 00:30:11,890
I'm afraid so. I can't compete
with you physically,

417
00:30:11,891 --> 00:30:14,184
and you're no match
for my brains.

418
00:30:14,185 --> 00:30:15,268
You're that smart?

419
00:30:15,269 --> 00:30:16,436
Let me put it this way.

420
00:30:16,437 --> 00:30:19,814
Have you ever heard of Plato,
Aristotle, Socrates?

421
00:30:19,815 --> 00:30:20,857
Yes.

422
00:30:20,858 --> 00:30:21,983
Morons.

423
00:30:21,984 --> 00:30:24,027
Really?

424
00:30:24,028 --> 00:30:26,988
In that case, I challenge you
to a battle of wits.

425
00:30:26,989 --> 00:30:29,491
For the Princess?

426
00:30:29,492 --> 00:30:31,868
To the death?

427
00:30:31,869 --> 00:30:33,411
Iaccept.

428
00:30:33,412 --> 00:30:38,412
Good, then pour the wine.

429
00:30:50,721 --> 00:30:55,225
Inhale this, but do not touch.

430
00:30:55,226 --> 00:30:56,893
I smell nothing.

431
00:30:56,894 --> 00:30:59,395
What you do not smell is
called iocane powder.

432
00:30:59,396 --> 00:31:02,106
It is odorless, tasteless,
dissolves instantly in liquid,

433
00:31:02,107 --> 00:31:04,651
and is among the more deadly
poisons known to man.

434
00:31:04,652 --> 00:31:05,152
Hmm.

435
00:31:25,130 --> 00:31:27,257
(CHUCKLES)

436
00:31:27,258 --> 00:31:30,260
All right. Where is the poison?

437
00:31:30,261 --> 00:31:32,262
The battle of wits has begun.

438
00:31:32,263 --> 00:31:34,472
It ends when you decide,
and we both drink

439
00:31:34,473 --> 00:31:38,768
and find out who is right
and who is dead.

440
00:31:38,769 --> 00:31:40,353
But it's so simple.

441
00:31:40,354 --> 00:31:43,773
All I have to do is divine
from what I know of you.

442
00:31:43,774 --> 00:31:45,275
Are you the sort of man

443
00:31:45,276 --> 00:31:48,486
who would put the poison into
his own goblet or his enemy's?

444
00:31:48,487 --> 00:31:51,447
Now, a clever man would put the
poison into his own goblet

445
00:31:51,448 --> 00:31:54,784
because he would know that only a great
fool would reach for what he was given.

446
00:31:54,785 --> 00:31:58,955
I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly
not choose the wine in front of you.

447
00:31:58,956 --> 00:32:01,457
But you must have known
I was not a great fool.

448
00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:06,004
You would've counted on it, so I can clearly
not choose the wine in front of me.

449
00:32:06,005 --> 00:32:07,255
You've made your decision,
then?

450
00:32:07,256 --> 00:32:08,631
Not remotely.

451
00:32:08,632 --> 00:32:12,135
Becauseiocane comes from
Australia, as everyone knows,

452
00:32:12,136 --> 00:32:14,846
and Australia is entirely
peopled with criminals,

453
00:32:14,847 --> 00:32:17,223
and criminals are used to
having people not trust them,

454
00:32:17,224 --> 00:32:18,808
as you are not trusted by me,

455
00:32:18,809 --> 00:32:21,769
so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of you.

456
00:32:21,770 --> 00:32:23,479
Truly, you have
a dizzying intellect.

457
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,481
Wait till I get going.

458
00:32:25,482 --> 00:32:27,442
Where was I? Australia.

459
00:32:27,443 --> 00:32:28,651
Yes. Australia.

460
00:32:28,652 --> 00:32:31,362
And you must have suspected I would
have known the powder's origin,

461
00:32:31,363 --> 00:32:33,823
so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of me.

462
00:32:33,824 --> 00:32:35,074
You're just stalling now.

463
00:32:35,075 --> 00:32:37,660
You'd like to think that,
wouldn't you?

464
00:32:37,661 --> 00:32:40,747
You've beaten my giant, which means
you're exceptionally strong,

465
00:32:40,748 --> 00:32:42,832
so you could've put the poison
in your own goblet,

466
00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:44,417
trusting on your strength
to save you,

467
00:32:44,418 --> 00:32:47,170
so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of you.

468
00:32:47,171 --> 00:32:51,049
But you've also bested my Spaniard,
which means you must've studied,

469
00:32:51,050 --> 00:32:54,135
and in studying, you must have
learned that man is mortal,

470
00:32:54,136 --> 00:32:57,430
so you would've put the poison as
far from yourself as possible,

471
00:32:57,431 --> 00:33:00,433
so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of me.

472
00:33:00,434 --> 00:33:03,686
You're trying to trick me into giving
away something. It won't work.

473
00:33:03,687 --> 00:33:05,647
It has worked!
You've given everything away.

474
00:33:05,648 --> 00:33:07,231
I know where the poison is.

475
00:33:07,232 --> 00:33:08,483
Then make your choice.

476
00:33:08,484 --> 00:33:10,276
I will, and I choose...

477
00:33:10,277 --> 00:33:12,195
What in the world can that be?

478
00:33:12,196 --> 00:33:14,739
What? Where?

479
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:16,532
I don't see anything.

480
00:33:16,533 --> 00:33:18,701
I could've sworn
I saw something.

481
00:33:18,702 --> 00:33:20,536
No matter.

482
00:33:20,537 --> 00:33:22,705
(CHUCKUNG)

483
00:33:22,706 --> 00:33:24,082
What's so funny?

484
00:33:24,083 --> 00:33:26,042
I'll tell you in a minute.

485
00:33:26,043 --> 00:33:27,877
First, let's drink,

486
00:33:27,878 --> 00:33:32,878
me from my glass
and you from yours.

487
00:33:43,769 --> 00:33:45,395
(CHUCKUNG)

488
00:33:45,396 --> 00:33:46,562
You guessed wrong.

489
00:33:46,563 --> 00:33:48,398
You only think I guessed wrong.

490
00:33:48,399 --> 00:33:51,567
That's what's so funny. I switched
glasses while your back was turned!

491
00:33:51,568 --> 00:33:55,405
(LAUGHING) You fool, you fell victim
to one of the classic blunders.

492
00:33:55,406 --> 00:33:58,574
The most famous is never get
involved in a land war in Asia,

493
00:33:58,575 --> 00:34:01,661
but only slightly less
well known is this.

494
00:34:01,662 --> 00:34:05,915
Never go in against a Sicilian
when death is on the line!

495
00:34:05,916 --> 00:34:10,916
(LAUGHING)

496
00:34:20,806 --> 00:34:22,015
Who are you?

497
00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:23,766
I'm no one to be trifled with.

498
00:34:23,767 --> 00:34:26,310
That is all you ever need know.

499
00:34:26,311 --> 00:34:29,939
To think, all that time it was
your cup that was poisoned.

500
00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:32,734
They were both poisoned.

501
00:34:32,735 --> 00:34:37,735
I spent the last few years building
up an immunity to iocane powder.

502
00:34:39,616 --> 00:34:43,953
Someone has beaten a giant.

503
00:34:43,954 --> 00:34:48,954
There will be great suffering
in Guilder if she dies.

504
00:35:02,806 --> 00:35:03,848
Catch your breath.

505
00:35:03,849 --> 00:35:05,475
If you'll release me,

506
00:35:05,476 --> 00:35:09,062
whatever you ask for ransom,
you'll get it, I promise you.

507
00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:10,897
(LAUGHING)

508
00:35:10,898 --> 00:35:13,733
And what is that worth,
the promise of a woman?

509
00:35:13,734 --> 00:35:15,443
You're very funny, Highness.

510
00:35:15,444 --> 00:35:19,572
I was giving you a chance. It does
not matter where you take me.

511
00:35:19,573 --> 00:35:21,908
There's no greater hunter
than Prince Humperdinck.

512
00:35:21,909 --> 00:35:25,328
He can track a falcon on a cloudy day.
He can find you.

513
00:35:25,329 --> 00:35:26,829
You think your dearest love
will save you?

514
00:35:26,830 --> 00:35:28,748
I never said
he was my dearest love,

515
00:35:28,749 --> 00:35:31,918
and yes, he will save me.
That I know.

516
00:35:31,919 --> 00:35:35,004
You admit to me
you do not love your fiancé?

517
00:35:35,005 --> 00:35:36,589
He knows I do not love him.

518
00:35:36,590 --> 00:35:41,010
Are not capable of love,
is what you mean.

519
00:35:41,011 --> 00:35:46,011
I have loved more deeply than a killer
like yourself could ever dream.

520
00:35:47,810 --> 00:35:50,019
That was a warning, Highness.

521
00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:51,521
The next time,
my hand flies on its own,

522
00:35:51,522 --> 00:35:56,522
for where I come from, there are
penalties when a woman lies.

523
00:36:00,697 --> 00:36:04,033
Iocane. I'd bet my life on it.

524
00:36:04,034 --> 00:36:06,327
And there are
the Princess's footprints.

525
00:36:06,328 --> 00:36:09,914
She is alive, or was,
an hour ago.

526
00:36:09,915 --> 00:36:14,915
If she is otherwise when I find
her, I shall be very put out.

527
00:36:21,135 --> 00:36:22,385
Rest, Highness.

528
00:36:22,386 --> 00:36:23,469
I know who you are.

529
00:36:23,470 --> 00:36:25,763
Your cruelty
reveals everything.

530
00:36:25,764 --> 00:36:27,974
You're the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Admit it.

531
00:36:27,975 --> 00:36:31,644
With pride.
What can I do for you?

532
00:36:31,645 --> 00:36:34,647
You can die slowly,
cut into a thousand pieces.

533
00:36:34,648 --> 00:36:35,982
(CLICKING TONGUE)

534
00:36:35,983 --> 00:36:38,401
Hardly complimentary,
Your Highness.

535
00:36:38,402 --> 00:36:41,070
Why loose your venom on me?

536
00:36:41,071 --> 00:36:43,364
You killed my love.

537
00:36:43,365 --> 00:36:48,202
It's possible.
I kill a lot of people.

538
00:36:48,203 --> 00:36:52,582
Who was this love of yours?
Another prince like this one?

539
00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:54,792
Ugly, rich and scabby?

540
00:36:54,793 --> 00:36:58,212
No, a farm boy. Poor.

541
00:36:58,213 --> 00:37:01,257
Poor and perfect.

542
00:37:01,258 --> 00:37:06,258
With eyes like the sea
after a storm.

543
00:37:07,472 --> 00:37:09,348
On the high seas
your ship attacked,

544
00:37:09,349 --> 00:37:11,726
and the Dread Pirate Roberts
never takes prisoners.

545
00:37:11,727 --> 00:37:13,436
I can't afford
to make exceptions.

546
00:37:13,437 --> 00:37:16,606
I mean, once word leaks out that a pirate
has gone soft, people begin to disobey you,

547
00:37:16,607 --> 00:37:19,066
and then it's nothing but work,
work, work all the time.

548
00:37:19,067 --> 00:37:20,526
You mock my pain!

549
00:37:20,527 --> 00:37:22,778
Life is pain, Highness.

550
00:37:22,779 --> 00:37:27,779
Anyone who says differently
is selling something.

551
00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:33,080
I remember this farm boy
of yours, I think.

552
00:37:33,081 --> 00:37:36,542
This would be what?
Five years ago?

553
00:37:36,543 --> 00:37:38,669
Does it bother you to hear?

554
00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:41,964
Nothing you can say
will upset me.

555
00:37:41,965 --> 00:37:45,301
He died well.
That should please you.

556
00:37:45,302 --> 00:37:49,096
No bribe attempts
or blubbering.

557
00:37:49,097 --> 00:37:54,097
He simply said, "Please.
Please, I need to live."

558
00:37:54,853 --> 00:37:57,855
it was the "please"
that caught my memory.

559
00:37:57,856 --> 00:38:00,566
I asked him what was
so important for him.

560
00:38:00,567 --> 00:38:05,567
"True love," he replied.

561
00:38:05,989 --> 00:38:09,242
And then he spoke of a girl of
surpassing beauty and faithfulness.

562
00:38:09,243 --> 00:38:11,744
I can only assume he meant you.

563
00:38:11,745 --> 00:38:13,454
You should bless me
for destroying him

564
00:38:13,455 --> 00:38:16,332
before he found out
what you really are.

565
00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:17,750
And what am I?

566
00:38:17,751 --> 00:38:20,544
Faithfulness he talked of, madam.
Your enduring faithfulness.

567
00:38:20,545 --> 00:38:22,505
Now tell me truly. When you
found out he was gone,

568
00:38:22,506 --> 00:38:24,131
did you get engaged to your
prince that same hour,

569
00:38:24,132 --> 00:38:26,342
or did you wait a whole week
out of respect for the dead?

570
00:38:26,343 --> 00:38:30,596
You mocked me once. Never do it again!
I died that day!

571
00:38:30,597 --> 00:38:34,642
(HORSES GALLOPING)

572
00:38:34,643 --> 00:38:38,229
You can die, too,
for all I care!

573
00:38:38,230 --> 00:38:42,275
(SHOUTING) As you Wish!

574
00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:46,529
Oh, my sweet Westley!
What have I done?

575
00:38:46,530 --> 00:38:47,074
(GROANS)

576
00:38:53,537 --> 00:38:58,537
(GROANING)

577
00:39:05,757 --> 00:39:09,176
Disappeared. He must
have seen us closing in.

578
00:39:09,177 --> 00:39:12,054
Which might account
for his panicking into error.

579
00:39:12,055 --> 00:39:15,391
Unless I am wrong,
and I am never wrong,

580
00:39:15,392 --> 00:39:20,392
they are headed dead
into the Fire Swamp.

581
00:39:29,823 --> 00:39:31,073
Can you move at all?

582
00:39:31,074 --> 00:39:34,035
Move? You're alive.

583
00:39:34,036 --> 00:39:39,036
If you want, I can fly.

584
00:39:41,084 --> 00:39:44,211
I told you I would always
come for you.

585
00:39:44,212 --> 00:39:46,297
Why didn't you wait for me?

586
00:39:46,298 --> 00:39:49,425
Well, you were dead.

587
00:39:49,426 --> 00:39:53,262
Death cannot stop true love.

588
00:39:53,263 --> 00:39:56,849
All it can do
is delay it for a while.

589
00:39:56,850 --> 00:40:00,019
I will never doubt again.

590
00:40:00,020 --> 00:40:05,020
There will never be a need.

591
00:40:05,442 --> 00:40:08,527
<i>GRANDSON: Oh, no, no, please.</i>

592
00:40:08,528 --> 00:40:10,780
What is it? What's the matter?

593
00:40:10,781 --> 00:40:14,742
They're kissing again. Do we
have to hear the kissing part?

594
00:40:14,743 --> 00:40:17,703
Someday, you may not
mind so much.

595
00:40:17,704 --> 00:40:19,705
Skip on to the Fire Swamp.
That sounded good.

596
00:40:19,706 --> 00:40:21,916
Oh.

597
00:40:21,917 --> 00:40:25,294
You're sick. I'll humor you.

598
00:40:25,295 --> 00:40:28,464
So, now, where were we here?

599
00:40:28,465 --> 00:40:30,633
Oh, okay.

600
00:40:30,634 --> 00:40:35,471
<i>GRANDFATHER: "Westley and Buttercup
raced along the ravine floor."</i>

601
00:40:35,472 --> 00:40:36,806
(HORSE NEIGHING)

602
00:40:36,807 --> 00:40:41,018
Ha! Your pig fiancé
is too late.

603
00:40:41,019 --> 00:40:44,313
A few more steps and we'll
be safe in the Fire Swamp.

604
00:40:44,314 --> 00:40:45,940
We'll never survive.

605
00:40:45,941 --> 00:40:46,982
Nonsense.

606
00:40:46,983 --> 00:40:51,983
You're only saying that
because no one ever has.

607
00:41:10,048 --> 00:41:13,426
(ANIMAL SQUEALING)

608
00:41:13,427 --> 00:41:16,595
(GROWLING)

609
00:41:16,596 --> 00:41:20,850
It's not that bad.

610
00:41:20,851 --> 00:41:22,726
I'm not saying I'd like to
build a summer home here,

611
00:41:22,727 --> 00:41:27,022
but the trees
are actually quite lovely.

612
00:41:27,023 --> 00:41:32,023
(THUDDING)

613
00:41:46,793 --> 00:41:51,793
(OMINOUS POPPING)

614
00:41:51,882 --> 00:41:52,382
(GASPS)

615
00:42:03,477 --> 00:42:06,187
Well, now,
that was an adventure.

616
00:42:06,188 --> 00:42:08,105
Singed a bit, were you?

617
00:42:08,106 --> 00:42:08,606
YOu?

618
00:42:12,777 --> 00:42:16,489
(OMINOUS POPPING)

619
00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:18,616
Well, one thing I will say,

620
00:42:18,617 --> 00:42:23,617
the Fire Swamp certainly does
keep you on your toes.

621
00:42:27,584 --> 00:42:30,753
This will all soon be
but a happy memory,

622
00:42:30,754 --> 00:42:33,923
because Roberts' ship, Revenge,
is anchored at the far end,

623
00:42:33,924 --> 00:42:35,591
and I, as you know, am Roberts.

624
00:42:35,592 --> 00:42:37,009
But how is that possible,

625
00:42:37,010 --> 00:42:38,719
since he's been
marauding 20 years

626
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,846
and you only left me
five years ago?

627
00:42:40,847 --> 00:42:44,183
I, myself, am often surprised
at life's little quirks.

628
00:42:44,184 --> 00:42:46,727
(OMINOUS POPPING)

629
00:42:46,728 --> 00:42:51,023
See, what I told you before
about saying "please" was true.

630
00:42:51,024 --> 00:42:55,319
It intrigued Roberts, as did
my description of your beauty.

631
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,488
Finally Roberts
decided something.

632
00:42:57,489 --> 00:42:59,740
He said, "All right, Westley."

633
00:42:59,741 --> 00:43:02,618
"I've never had a valet.
You can try it for tonight."

634
00:43:02,619 --> 00:43:04,954
"I'll most likely kill you
in the morning."

635
00:43:04,955 --> 00:43:06,872
Three years, he said that.

636
00:43:06,873 --> 00:43:09,083
"Good night, Westley.
Good work."

637
00:43:09,084 --> 00:43:11,794
"Sleep well. I'll most likely
kill you in the morning."

638
00:43:11,795 --> 00:43:14,421
It was a fine time for me. I was
learning to fence, to fight,

639
00:43:14,422 --> 00:43:16,382
anything anyone would teach me.

640
00:43:16,383 --> 00:43:19,051
And Roberts and I
eventually became friends.

641
00:43:19,052 --> 00:43:20,427
And then it happened.

642
00:43:20,428 --> 00:43:23,347
What? Go on.

643
00:43:23,348 --> 00:43:26,058
Roberts had grown so rich
he wanted to retire,

644
00:43:26,059 --> 00:43:31,059
so he took me to his cabin
and told me a secret.

645
00:43:31,481 --> 00:43:33,941
"I am not the Dread
Pirate Roberts," he said.

646
00:43:33,942 --> 00:43:35,484
"My name is Ryan.

647
00:43:35,485 --> 00:43:38,153
"I inherited the ship from the
previous Dread Pirate Roberts,

648
00:43:38,154 --> 00:43:40,239
"just as you
will inherit it from me.

649
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:43,409
"The man I inherited it from was not
the real Dread Pirate Roberts either.

650
00:43:43,410 --> 00:43:47,663
"His name was Cummerbund. The real
Roberts has been retired 15 years

651
00:43:47,664 --> 00:43:50,124
"and living like a king
in Patagonia." Thank you.

652
00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:52,543
Then he explained the name
was the important thing

653
00:43:52,544 --> 00:43:54,545
for inspiring
the necessary fear.

654
00:43:54,546 --> 00:43:59,425
You see, no one would surrender
to the Dread Pirate Westley.

655
00:43:59,426 --> 00:44:02,219
So, we sailed ashore,
took on an entirely new crew,

656
00:44:02,220 --> 00:44:04,346
and he stayed aboard
for a while, as first mate,

657
00:44:04,347 --> 00:44:06,557
all the time
calling me Roberts.

658
00:44:06,558 --> 00:44:08,767
Once the crew believed,
he left the ship,

659
00:44:08,768 --> 00:44:11,186
and I have been Roberts
ever since.

660
00:44:11,187 --> 00:44:12,813
Except, now
that we're together,

661
00:44:12,814 --> 00:44:15,441
I shall retire and hand the
name over to someone else.

662
00:44:15,442 --> 00:44:20,442
Is everything clear to you?

663
00:44:21,656 --> 00:44:22,268
(GASPING)

664
00:44:50,644 --> 00:44:55,644
(SNIFFING)

665
00:45:02,864 --> 00:45:07,864
(BOTH GASPING)

666
00:45:08,328 --> 00:45:08,940
(coughing)

667
00:45:17,212 --> 00:45:17,824
(coughing)

668
00:45:23,426 --> 00:45:24,038
(coughing)

669
00:45:40,985 --> 00:45:45,985
(ANIMAL SNARLING)

670
00:45:50,370 --> 00:45:52,663
We'll never succeed.

671
00:45:52,664 --> 00:45:56,583
We may as well die here.

672
00:45:56,584 --> 00:46:01,584
No. No.
We have already succeeded.

673
00:46:02,590 --> 00:46:06,260
I mean, what are the three
terrors of the Fire Swamp?

674
00:46:06,261 --> 00:46:09,680
One, the flame spurt.
No problem.

675
00:46:09,681 --> 00:46:12,558
There's a popping sound preceding each.
We can avoid that.

676
00:46:12,559 --> 00:46:14,685
Two, the lightning sand,

677
00:46:14,686 --> 00:46:16,687
but you were clever enough to
discover what that looks like,

678
00:46:16,688 --> 00:46:18,605
so in the future,
we can avoid that, too.

679
00:46:18,606 --> 00:46:21,316
Westley, what about
the R.O.U.S.s?

680
00:46:21,317 --> 00:46:23,318
Rodents of Unusual Size?

681
00:46:23,319 --> 00:46:24,653
I don't think they exist.

682
00:46:24,654 --> 00:46:28,991
(GROWLING)

683
00:46:28,992 --> 00:46:33,992
(SNARLING)

684
00:46:34,330 --> 00:46:39,330
(SCREAMING)

685
00:47:01,483 --> 00:47:02,027
Westley!

686
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:29,718
(GROANING)

687
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:33,972
(OMINOUS POPPING)

688
00:47:33,973 --> 00:47:38,973
(ANIMAL SHRIEKING)

689
00:47:49,155 --> 00:47:54,155
(SQUEALING)

690
00:48:16,724 --> 00:48:20,143
We did it.

691
00:48:20,144 --> 00:48:25,144
Now, was that so terrible?

692
00:48:25,275 --> 00:48:30,275
(HORSE NEIGHING)

693
00:48:33,116 --> 00:48:34,491
Surrender.

694
00:48:34,492 --> 00:48:36,285
You mean, you wish
to surrender to me?

695
00:48:36,286 --> 00:48:37,786
Very well. I accept.

696
00:48:37,787 --> 00:48:40,205
I give you
full marks for bravery.

697
00:48:40,206 --> 00:48:42,291
Don't make yourself a fool.

698
00:48:42,292 --> 00:48:43,709
But how will you capture us?

699
00:48:43,710 --> 00:48:45,627
We know the secrets
of the Fire Swamp.

700
00:48:45,628 --> 00:48:47,129
We can live there
quite happily for some time,

701
00:48:47,130 --> 00:48:49,756
so whenever you feel like
dying, feel free to visit.

702
00:48:49,757 --> 00:48:52,759
HUMPERDINCK: I tell you
once again, surrender!

703
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,595
WESTLEY: It will not happen.

704
00:48:54,596 --> 00:48:56,346
For the last time, surrender!

705
00:48:56,347 --> 00:48:57,973
Death first!

706
00:48:57,974 --> 00:48:59,892
Will you promise
not to hurt him?

707
00:48:59,893 --> 00:49:01,310
What was that?

708
00:49:01,311 --> 00:49:03,020
What was that?

709
00:49:03,021 --> 00:49:06,565
If we surrender,
and I return with you,

710
00:49:06,566 --> 00:49:09,151
will you promise
not to hurt this man?

711
00:49:09,152 --> 00:49:12,654
May I live a thousand years
and never hunt again.

712
00:49:12,655 --> 00:49:15,574
He is a sailor
on the pirate ship Revenge.

713
00:49:15,575 --> 00:49:18,368
Promise to return him
to his ship.

714
00:49:18,369 --> 00:49:22,831
I swear it will be done.

715
00:49:22,832 --> 00:49:23,916
Once we are out of sight,

716
00:49:23,917 --> 00:49:27,377
take him back to Florin and throw
him in the Pit of Despair.

717
00:49:27,378 --> 00:49:30,839
I swear it will be done.

718
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:35,052
I thought you were dead once,
and it almost destroyed me.

719
00:49:35,053 --> 00:49:40,053
I could not bear it if you died
again, not when I could save you.

720
00:49:52,028 --> 00:49:53,862
Come, sir.

721
00:49:53,863 --> 00:49:58,863
We must get you to your ship.

722
00:50:02,455 --> 00:50:07,455
We are men of action.
Lies do not become us.

723
00:50:07,627 --> 00:50:12,627
Well spoken, sir.

724
00:50:17,387 --> 00:50:19,179
What is it?

725
00:50:19,180 --> 00:50:21,598
You have six fingers
on your right hand.

726
00:50:21,599 --> 00:50:26,599
Someone was looking for you.

727
00:51:08,855 --> 00:51:10,105
Where am I?

728
00:51:10,106 --> 00:51:12,441
(HOARSELY) The Pit of Despair.

729
00:51:12,442 --> 00:51:13,942
Don't even think...

730
00:51:13,943 --> 00:51:17,863
(CLEARING THROAT)

731
00:51:17,864 --> 00:51:21,783
(NORMALLY) Don't even think about trying to escape.
The chains are far too thick.

732
00:51:21,784 --> 00:51:26,204
And don't dream of being rescued either.
The only way in is secret.

733
00:51:26,205 --> 00:51:30,459
Only the Prince, the Count and
I know how to get in and out.

734
00:51:30,460 --> 00:51:32,294
Then I'm here till I die?

735
00:51:32,295 --> 00:51:37,295
Till they kill you, yeah.

736
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:41,720
Then why bother curing me?

737
00:51:41,721 --> 00:51:43,638
The Prince and the Count
always insist

738
00:51:43,639 --> 00:51:46,266
on everyone being healthy
before they're broken.

739
00:51:46,267 --> 00:51:49,478
So, it's to be torture?

740
00:51:49,479 --> 00:51:54,024
I can cope with torture.

741
00:51:54,025 --> 00:51:56,109
You don't believe me?

742
00:51:56,110 --> 00:51:59,946
You survived the Fire Swamp.
You must be very brave.

743
00:51:59,947 --> 00:52:04,947
But nobody withstands
the machine.

744
00:52:17,673 --> 00:52:21,009
She's been like that
ever since the Fire Swamp.

745
00:52:21,010 --> 00:52:24,930
It's my father's failing
health that's upsetting her.

746
00:52:24,931 --> 00:52:28,725
Of course.

747
00:52:28,726 --> 00:52:31,686
<i>"GRANDFATHER: " The King died
that very night,</i>

748
00:52:31,687 --> 00:52:34,064
<i>"and before the following dawn,".</i>

749
00:52:34,065 --> 00:52:37,025
<i>"Buttercup and Humperdinck
were married."</i>

750
00:52:37,026 --> 00:52:41,321
<i>"And at noon, she met her subjects
again, this time as their queen."</i>

751
00:52:41,322 --> 00:52:43,615
My father's final words were...

752
00:52:43,616 --> 00:52:45,742
<i>GRANDSON:
Hold it. Hold it, Grandpa.</i>

753
00:52:45,743 --> 00:52:48,578
You read that wrong.
She doesn't marry Humperdinck.

754
00:52:48,579 --> 00:52:51,414
She marries Westley.
I'm just sure of it.

755
00:52:51,415 --> 00:52:53,375
After all
that Westley did for her,

756
00:52:53,376 --> 00:52:56,586
if she didn't marry him,
it wouldn't be fair.

757
00:52:56,587 --> 00:52:58,338
Well, who says life is fair?

758
00:52:58,339 --> 00:53:02,050
Where is that written?
Life isn't always fair.

759
00:53:02,051 --> 00:53:04,469
I'm telling you,
you're messing up the story.

760
00:53:04,470 --> 00:53:06,054
Now, get it right!

761
00:53:06,055 --> 00:53:08,390
Do you want me
to go on with this?

762
00:53:08,391 --> 00:53:11,893
Yes. All right then.
No more interruptions.

763
00:53:11,894 --> 00:53:16,690
"At noon, she met her subjects
again, this time as their queen."

764
00:53:16,691 --> 00:53:19,818
My father's final words were,

765
00:53:19,819 --> 00:53:22,571
"Love her as I loved her,"

766
00:53:22,572 --> 00:53:25,574
"and there will be joy."

767
00:53:25,575 --> 00:53:28,577
I present to you your queen,

768
00:53:28,578 --> 00:53:32,747
Queen Buttercup.

769
00:53:32,748 --> 00:53:34,416
(PEOPLE MUTTERING)

770
00:53:34,417 --> 00:53:39,417
(BUGLES PLAYING)

771
00:53:42,925 --> 00:53:44,843
WOMAN: Boo!

772
00:53:44,844 --> 00:53:46,887
Boo!

773
00:53:46,888 --> 00:53:49,139
Boo!

774
00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:50,849
Why do you do this?

775
00:53:50,850 --> 00:53:54,769
Because you had love in your
hands and you gave it up!

776
00:53:54,770 --> 00:53:57,272
But they would've killed
Westley if I hadn't done it.

777
00:53:57,273 --> 00:53:59,691
Your true love lives,

778
00:53:59,692 --> 00:54:01,276
and you marry another!

779
00:54:01,277 --> 00:54:04,029
True love saved her
in the Fire Swamp

780
00:54:04,030 --> 00:54:06,281
and she treated it
like garbage.

781
00:54:06,282 --> 00:54:09,492
And that's what she is,
the queen of refuse!

782
00:54:09,493 --> 00:54:12,621
So bow down to her
if you want, bow to her.

783
00:54:12,622 --> 00:54:16,291
Bow to the queen of slime,
the queen of filth,

784
00:54:16,292 --> 00:54:18,627
the queen of putrescence!

785
00:54:18,628 --> 00:54:20,921
Boo! Boo!

786
00:54:20,922 --> 00:54:23,632
Rubbish! Filth! Slime!

787
00:54:23,633 --> 00:54:26,927
Muck! Boo! Boo!

788
00:54:26,928 --> 00:54:28,970
Boo!

789
00:54:28,971 --> 00:54:31,640
(GASPING)

790
00:54:31,641 --> 00:54:33,725
<i>"GRANDFATHER: " it was 1O days
till the wedding.</i>

791
00:54:33,726 --> 00:54:38,726
<i>"The King still lived, but Buttercup's
nightmares were growing steadily worse."</i>

792
00:54:38,731 --> 00:54:42,150
<i>GRANDSON: See? Didn't I tell you she'd
never marry that rotten Humperdinck?</i>

793
00:54:42,151 --> 00:54:45,278
<i>Yes, you're very smart.
Shut up.</i>

794
00:54:45,279 --> 00:54:49,658
It comes to this. I love Westley.
I always have.

795
00:54:49,659 --> 00:54:51,868
I know now, I always will.

796
00:54:51,869 --> 00:54:54,829
If you tell me
I must marry you in 10 days,

797
00:54:54,830 --> 00:54:59,830
please believe
I will be dead by morning.

798
00:55:04,507 --> 00:55:07,842
I could never cause you grief.

799
00:55:07,843 --> 00:55:11,012
Consider our wedding off.

800
00:55:11,013 --> 00:55:15,767
You, uh, returned
this Westley to his ship?

801
00:55:15,768 --> 00:55:16,977
Yes.

802
00:55:16,978 --> 00:55:20,021
Then we will simply alert him.

803
00:55:20,022 --> 00:55:22,357
Beloved,

804
00:55:22,358 --> 00:55:26,027
are you certain
he still wants you?

805
00:55:26,028 --> 00:55:30,115
After all, it was you who did
the leaving in the Fire Swamp.

806
00:55:30,116 --> 00:55:34,577
Not to mention that, uh, pirates are
not known to be men of their words.

807
00:55:34,578 --> 00:55:38,498
My Westley
will always come for me.

808
00:55:38,499 --> 00:55:38,999
Uh...

809
00:55:43,879 --> 00:55:45,672
I suggest a deal.

810
00:55:45,673 --> 00:55:48,842
You write four copies
of a letter.

811
00:55:48,843 --> 00:55:52,387
Hlsend my four fastest ships,
one in each direction.

812
00:55:52,388 --> 00:55:55,682
The Dread Pirate Roberts is always
close to Florin this time of year.

813
00:55:55,683 --> 00:55:58,643
We'll run up the white flag
and deliver your message.

814
00:55:58,644 --> 00:56:03,064
If Westley wants you,
bless you both.

815
00:56:03,065 --> 00:56:03,565
If not,

816
00:56:07,403 --> 00:56:12,403
please consider me as an
alternative to suicide.

817
00:56:12,533 --> 00:56:17,533
Are we agreed?

818
00:56:17,913 --> 00:56:21,541
Your princess is really
quite a winning creature.

819
00:56:21,542 --> 00:56:24,127
A trifle simple, perhaps,
but her appeal is undeniable.

820
00:56:24,128 --> 00:56:26,463
I know. The people
are quite taken with her.

821
00:56:26,464 --> 00:56:27,881
It's odd,

822
00:56:27,882 --> 00:56:31,134
but when I hired Vizzini to have her
murdered on our engagement day,

823
00:56:31,135 --> 00:56:32,594
I thought that was clever.

824
00:56:32,595 --> 00:56:34,179
But it's going to be
so much more moving

825
00:56:34,180 --> 00:56:36,723
when I strangle her
on our wedding night.

826
00:56:36,724 --> 00:56:40,143
Once Guilder is blamed, the
nation will be truly outraged.

827
00:56:40,144 --> 00:56:42,395
They'll demand we go to war.

828
00:56:42,396 --> 00:56:45,315
(CHUCKUNG)

829
00:56:45,316 --> 00:56:48,985
Now, where is that secret knot?

830
00:56:48,986 --> 00:56:52,906
It's impossible to find.

831
00:56:52,907 --> 00:56:54,324
Ah!

832
00:56:54,325 --> 00:56:56,618
Are you coming down
into the pit?

833
00:56:56,619 --> 00:56:58,036
Westley's got
his strength back.

834
00:56:58,037 --> 00:57:00,789
I'm starting him
on the machine tonight.

835
00:57:00,790 --> 00:57:02,582
Tyrone,

836
00:57:02,583 --> 00:57:05,293
you know how much I love
watching you work.

837
00:57:05,294 --> 00:57:08,088
But I've got my country's
500th anniversary to plan,

838
00:57:08,089 --> 00:57:10,465
my wedding to arrange,
my wife to murder,

839
00:57:10,466 --> 00:57:15,466
and Guilder to frame for it.
I'm swamped.

840
00:57:16,931 --> 00:57:18,473
Get some rest.

841
00:57:18,474 --> 00:57:23,474
If you haven't got your health,
you haven't got anything.

842
00:57:38,327 --> 00:57:40,703
Beautiful, isn't it?

843
00:57:40,704 --> 00:57:44,499
Took me half a lifetime
to invent it.

844
00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:48,211
I'm sure you've discovered my deep
and abiding interest in pain.

845
00:57:48,212 --> 00:57:51,548
At present, I'm writing the
definitive work on the subject.

846
00:57:51,549 --> 00:57:53,675
So, I want you to be
totally honest with me

847
00:57:53,676 --> 00:57:56,261
on how the machine
makes you feel.

848
00:57:56,262 --> 00:58:01,262
This being our first try,
I'll use the lowest setting.

849
00:58:17,199 --> 00:58:22,199
(GROANING)

850
00:58:29,712 --> 00:58:34,712
(GRUNTING)

851
00:58:36,385 --> 00:58:41,385
As you know, the concept of the
suction pump is centuries old.

852
00:58:41,474 --> 00:58:43,183
Really, that's all this is,

853
00:58:43,184 --> 00:58:47,896
except that instead of sucking
water, I'm sucking life.

854
00:58:47,897 --> 00:58:51,399
Pvejustsucked
one year of your life away.

855
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,527
I might one day
go as high as five,

856
00:58:54,528 --> 00:58:56,779
but I really don't know
what that would do to you.

857
00:58:56,780 --> 00:58:59,616
So, let's just start
with what we have.

858
00:58:59,617 --> 00:59:02,744
What did this do to you?
Tell me.

859
00:59:02,745 --> 00:59:06,998
And remember, this is for
posterity, so be honest.

860
00:59:06,999 --> 00:59:09,417
How do you feel?

861
00:59:09,418 --> 00:59:12,795
(WHIMPERING)

862
00:59:12,796 --> 00:59:17,796
Interesting.

863
00:59:22,598 --> 00:59:24,849
(YELLIN CLEARS THROAT)

864
00:59:24,850 --> 00:59:26,017
Yellin.

865
00:59:26,018 --> 00:59:26,518
Sire.

866
00:59:36,946 --> 00:59:38,905
As Chief Enforcer
of all Florin,

867
00:59:38,906 --> 00:59:41,741
I trust you with this secret.

868
00:59:41,742 --> 00:59:44,869
Killers from Guilder are
infiltrating the Thieves' Forest

869
00:59:44,870 --> 00:59:49,582
and plan to murder my bride
on our wedding night.

870
00:59:49,583 --> 00:59:52,835
My spy network has
heard no such news.

871
00:59:52,836 --> 00:59:55,797
Any word from Westley?

872
00:59:55,798 --> 00:59:58,383
Too soon, my angel.

873
00:59:58,384 --> 00:59:59,551
Paﬂence.

874
00:59:59,552 --> 01:00:01,177
He will come for me.

875
01:00:01,178 --> 01:00:06,178
Of course.

876
01:00:07,059 --> 01:00:09,602
She will not be murdered!

877
01:00:09,603 --> 01:00:12,605
On the day of the wedding, I want
the Thieves' Forest emptied,

878
01:00:12,606 --> 01:00:14,857
and every inhabitant arrested.

879
01:00:14,858 --> 01:00:17,026
(SIGHING) Many of the thieves
will resist.

880
01:00:17,027 --> 01:00:19,404
My regular enforcers
will be inadequate.

881
01:00:19,405 --> 01:00:21,614
Form a Brute Squad, then!

882
01:00:21,615 --> 01:00:24,826
I want the Thieves' Forest
emptied before I wed.

883
01:00:24,827 --> 01:00:26,661
It won't be easy, sire.

884
01:00:26,662 --> 01:00:30,832
Try ruling the world sometime.

885
01:00:30,833 --> 01:00:33,459
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

886
01:00:33,460 --> 01:00:35,587
<i>"GRANDFATHER: " The day
of the wedding arrived.</i>

887
01:00:35,588 --> 01:00:39,299
<i>"The Brute Squad had their hands full
carrying out Humperdinck's orders."</i>

888
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:40,800
(NEIGHING)

889
01:00:40,801 --> 01:00:45,801
(MEN SHOUTING)

890
01:00:46,390 --> 01:00:48,016
ls everybody out? Almost.

891
01:00:48,017 --> 01:00:50,226
There's a Spaniard
giving us some trouble.

892
01:00:50,227 --> 01:00:53,646
Well, you give him
some trouble.

893
01:00:53,647 --> 01:00:54,147
Move.

894
01:00:59,153 --> 01:01:02,238
I am waiting for you, Vizzini.

895
01:01:02,239 --> 01:01:07,160
You told me to go back
to the beginning, so I have.

896
01:01:07,161 --> 01:01:11,789
This is where I am
and this is where I'll stay.

897
01:01:11,790 --> 01:01:14,292
I will not be moved.

898
01:01:14,293 --> 01:01:16,669
Ho, there!

899
01:01:16,670 --> 01:01:18,796
I do not budge.
Keep your "Ho, there."

900
01:01:18,797 --> 01:01:22,216
But the Prince gave orders.

901
01:01:22,217 --> 01:01:23,468
(GRUNTING)

902
01:01:23,469 --> 01:01:24,886
So did Vizzini.

903
01:01:24,887 --> 01:01:27,388
When a job went wrong, you
went back to the beginning.

904
01:01:27,389 --> 01:01:31,184
Well, this is where we got the
job, so it's the beginning.

905
01:01:31,185 --> 01:01:33,519
And I am staying
till Vizzini comes.

906
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,854
You, Brute, come here!

907
01:01:34,855 --> 01:01:37,273
I am waiting

908
01:01:37,274 --> 01:01:40,568
for Vizzini.

909
01:01:40,569 --> 01:01:45,569
You surely are a meanie.

910
01:01:50,788 --> 01:01:52,372
Hello.

911
01:01:52,373 --> 01:01:53,831
It's you.

912
01:01:53,832 --> 01:01:55,249
True.

913
01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:57,126
(GROANS)

914
01:01:57,127 --> 01:01:58,670
You don't look so good.

915
01:01:58,671 --> 01:02:01,214
(SPUTTERING)

916
01:02:01,215 --> 01:02:03,299
You don't smell so good either.

917
01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:08,300
Perhaps not. I feel fine.

918
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:10,848
(THUDDING)

919
01:02:10,849 --> 01:02:13,518
<i>"GRANDFATHER: " Fezzik and Inigo
were reunited.</i>

920
01:02:13,519 --> 01:02:17,021
<i>"And as Fezzik nursed his
inebriated friend back to health,</i>

921
01:02:17,022 --> 01:02:18,856
<i>"he told Inigo
of Vizzini's death</i>

922
01:02:18,857 --> 01:02:20,566
<i>"and the existence
of Count Rugen,</i>

923
01:02:20,567 --> 01:02:22,610
<i>"the six-fingered man.</i>

924
01:02:22,611 --> 01:02:24,529
<i>"Considering Inigo 's
life-long search,</i>

925
01:02:24,530 --> 01:02:29,530
<i>"he handled the news
surprisingly well.</i>

926
01:02:29,827 --> 01:02:33,121
<i>"Fezzik took great care
in reviving Inigo. ".</i>

927
01:02:33,122 --> 01:02:35,998
That's enough! That's enough!

928
01:02:35,999 --> 01:02:39,502
Where is this Rugen now,
so I may kill him?

929
01:02:39,503 --> 01:02:41,671
He's with the Prince
in the castle.

930
01:02:41,672 --> 01:02:44,799
But the castle gate
is guarded by 30 men.

931
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:49,303
(GRUNTING)

932
01:02:49,304 --> 01:02:51,639
How many could you handle?

933
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:56,640
I don't think more than 10.

934
01:02:58,313 --> 01:03:01,357
Leaving 20 for me.

935
01:03:01,358 --> 01:03:06,358
At my best, I could
never defeat that many.

936
01:03:06,822 --> 01:03:10,491
I need Vizzini to plan.
I have no gift for strategy.

937
01:03:10,492 --> 01:03:12,660
But Vizzini is dead.

938
01:03:12,661 --> 01:03:16,622
No. Not Vizzini.

939
01:03:16,623 --> 01:03:18,750
I need the man in black.

940
01:03:18,751 --> 01:03:20,168
What?

941
01:03:20,169 --> 01:03:23,504
Look. He bested you
with strength, your greatness.

942
01:03:23,505 --> 01:03:25,673
He bested me with steel.

943
01:03:25,674 --> 01:03:27,842
He must have
outthought Vizzini.

944
01:03:27,843 --> 01:03:31,929
And a man who can do that can
plan my castle onslaught any day.

945
01:03:31,930 --> 01:03:33,723
Let's go. Where?

946
01:03:33,724 --> 01:03:35,016
Find the man in black,
obviously.

947
01:03:35,017 --> 01:03:36,517
But you don't know where he is.

948
01:03:36,518 --> 01:03:38,060
Don't bother me with trifles.

949
01:03:38,061 --> 01:03:40,855
After 20 years, at last my
father's soul will be at peace.

950
01:03:40,856 --> 01:03:45,856
There will be blood tonight!

951
01:03:54,077 --> 01:03:56,037
Rise and report.

952
01:03:56,038 --> 01:03:57,872
YELLIN: The Thieves' Forest
is emptied.

953
01:03:57,873 --> 01:03:59,832
Thirty men guard
the castle gate.

954
01:03:59,833 --> 01:04:03,377
Double it.
My princess must be safe.

955
01:04:03,378 --> 01:04:06,714
The gate has but one key.

956
01:04:06,715 --> 01:04:08,841
And I carry that.

957
01:04:08,842 --> 01:04:11,093
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

958
01:04:11,094 --> 01:04:16,094
Ah! My dulcet darling.

959
01:04:16,141 --> 01:04:18,392
Tonight, we marry.

960
01:04:18,393 --> 01:04:21,854
Tomorrow morning, your men will
escort us to Florin Channel,

961
01:04:21,855 --> 01:04:26,855
where every ship in my armada waits
to accompany us on our honeymoon.

962
01:04:27,402 --> 01:04:32,402
Every ship but your
four fastest, you mean.

963
01:04:32,616 --> 01:04:34,826
Every ship
but the four you sent.

964
01:04:34,827 --> 01:04:39,827
Yes. Yes, of course.
Naturally, not those four.

965
01:04:40,874 --> 01:04:45,874
(CLEARING THROAT) Your Majesty.

966
01:04:46,255 --> 01:04:48,506
You never sent the ships.

967
01:04:48,507 --> 01:04:51,217
Don't bother lying.

968
01:04:51,218 --> 01:04:54,428
It doesn't matter. Westley
will come for me anyway.

969
01:04:54,429 --> 01:04:56,180
You're a silly girl.

970
01:04:56,181 --> 01:04:58,224
Yes, I am a silly girl,

971
01:04:58,225 --> 01:05:00,977
for not having seen sooner that
you are nothing but a coward

972
01:05:00,978 --> 01:05:03,688
with a heart full of fear.

973
01:05:03,689 --> 01:05:08,109
I would not say such things
if I were you.

974
01:05:08,110 --> 01:05:11,821
Why not? You can't hurt me.

975
01:05:11,822 --> 01:05:15,032
Westley and I are joined
by the bonds of love.

976
01:05:15,033 --> 01:05:16,951
And you cannot track that,

977
01:05:16,952 --> 01:05:19,412
not with
a thousand bloodhounds.

978
01:05:19,413 --> 01:05:23,291
And you cannot break it,
not with a thousand swords.

979
01:05:23,292 --> 01:05:25,710
And when I say you're a coward,

980
01:05:25,711 --> 01:05:30,711
that is only because you are the slimiest
weakling ever to crawl the earth!

981
01:05:31,884 --> 01:05:36,884
I would not say
such things if I were you!

982
01:05:50,444 --> 01:05:54,238
You truly love each other, and so
you might have been truly happy.

983
01:05:54,239 --> 01:05:56,657
Not one couple in a century
has that chance,

984
01:05:56,658 --> 01:05:58,951
no matter what
the storybooks say.

985
01:05:58,952 --> 01:06:01,996
And so,
I think no man in a century

986
01:06:01,997 --> 01:06:06,997
will suffer as greatly
as you will.

987
01:06:07,878 --> 01:06:09,378
Not to 50!

988
01:06:09,379 --> 01:06:09,991
(YELLING)

989
01:06:21,099 --> 01:06:21,711
(YELLING)

990
01:06:30,817 --> 01:06:33,527
Fezzik. Fezzik, listen.

991
01:06:33,528 --> 01:06:34,862
Do you hear?

992
01:06:34,863 --> 01:06:37,657
That is the sound
of ultimate suffering.

993
01:06:37,658 --> 01:06:41,202
My heart made that sound when
Rugen slaughtered my father.

994
01:06:41,203 --> 01:06:42,662
The man in black makes it now.

995
01:06:42,663 --> 01:06:43,913
The man in black?

996
01:06:43,914 --> 01:06:45,998
His true love is marrying
another tonight,

997
01:06:45,999 --> 01:06:48,584
so who else has the cause
for ultimate suffering?

998
01:06:48,585 --> 01:06:52,505
Excuse me. Pardon me, it's important.
Fezzik, please.

999
01:06:52,506 --> 01:06:55,132
(SHOUTING) Everybody, move!

1000
01:06:55,133 --> 01:07:00,133
Thank you.

1001
01:07:04,726 --> 01:07:07,645
INIGO:
Where is the man in black?

1002
01:07:07,646 --> 01:07:11,190
You get there
from this grove, yes?

1003
01:07:11,191 --> 01:07:16,191
Fezzik, jog his memory.

1004
01:07:19,366 --> 01:07:23,160
I'm sorry, Inigo. I didn't
meant to jog him so hard.

1005
01:07:23,161 --> 01:07:26,122
Inigo?

1006
01:07:26,123 --> 01:07:31,085
Father, I have failed you
for 20 years.

1007
01:07:31,086 --> 01:07:33,879
Now, our misery can end.

1008
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:35,881
Somewhere...

1009
01:07:35,882 --> 01:07:40,761
Somewhere close by
is a man who can help us.

1010
01:07:40,762 --> 01:07:45,762
I cannot find him alone.
I need you.

1011
01:07:46,518 --> 01:07:49,603
I need you to guide my sword.

1012
01:07:49,604 --> 01:07:53,065
Please.

1013
01:07:53,066 --> 01:07:58,066
Guide my sword.

1014
01:08:45,327 --> 01:08:47,036
He's dead.

1015
01:08:47,037 --> 01:08:49,538
Just is not fair.

1016
01:08:49,539 --> 01:08:52,708
Grandpa, Grandpa, wait. Wait.

1017
01:08:52,709 --> 01:08:54,960
What did Fezzik mean,
"He's dead"?

1018
01:08:54,961 --> 01:08:59,006
I mean, he didn't mean "dead."

1019
01:08:59,007 --> 01:09:02,718
Westley's only faking, right?

1020
01:09:02,719 --> 01:09:05,429
You want me
to read this or not?

1021
01:09:05,430 --> 01:09:07,473
Who gets Humperdinck?

1022
01:09:07,474 --> 01:09:09,350
I don't understand.

1023
01:09:09,351 --> 01:09:11,352
Who kills Prince Humperdinck?

1024
01:09:11,353 --> 01:09:13,687
At the end?
Somebody's gotta do it.

1025
01:09:13,688 --> 01:09:15,689
Is it Inigo? Who?

1026
01:09:15,690 --> 01:09:18,317
Nobody. Nobody kills him.

1027
01:09:18,318 --> 01:09:20,111
He lives.

1028
01:09:20,112 --> 01:09:21,862
You mean, he wins?

1029
01:09:21,863 --> 01:09:25,574
Jesus, Grandpa, what did you
read me this thing for?

1030
01:09:25,575 --> 01:09:27,409
You know, you've been very sick

1031
01:09:27,410 --> 01:09:29,453
and you're taking this story
very seriously.

1032
01:09:29,454 --> 01:09:32,706
I think we ought to stop now.

1033
01:09:32,707 --> 01:09:35,167
No, I'm okay. I'm okay.

1034
01:09:35,168 --> 01:09:38,838
Sit down. I'm all right.

1035
01:09:38,839 --> 01:09:40,506
Okay.

1036
01:09:40,507 --> 01:09:42,842
All right, now, let's see.
Where were we?

1037
01:09:42,843 --> 01:09:45,928
Oh, yes.

1038
01:09:45,929 --> 01:09:50,683
In the Pit of Despair.

1039
01:09:50,684 --> 01:09:52,393
Well...

1040
01:09:52,394 --> 01:09:54,854
The Montoyas have
never taken defeat easily.

1041
01:09:54,855 --> 01:09:56,856
Come along, Fezzik.
Bring the body.

1042
01:09:56,857 --> 01:09:58,691
The body?

1043
01:09:58,692 --> 01:10:00,276
Have you any money?

1044
01:10:00,277 --> 01:10:01,902
I have a little.

1045
01:10:01,903 --> 01:10:06,903
I just hope it's enough
to buy a miracle, that's all.

1046
01:10:09,411 --> 01:10:14,411
MIRACLE MAX: Go away!

1047
01:10:14,416 --> 01:10:15,916
What? What?

1048
01:10:15,917 --> 01:10:18,836
Are you the Miracle Max who worked
for the King all those years?

1049
01:10:18,837 --> 01:10:20,963
The King's
stinking son fired me,

1050
01:10:20,964 --> 01:10:23,799
and thank you so much for bringing
up such a painful subject.

1051
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,634
While you're at it, why don't
you give me a nice paper cut

1052
01:10:25,635 --> 01:10:26,886
and pour lemon juice on it?

1053
01:10:26,887 --> 01:10:31,887
We're closed!

1054
01:10:32,058 --> 01:10:33,767
Beat it, or I'll call
the Brute Squad.

1055
01:10:33,768 --> 01:10:35,269
I'm on the Brute Squad.

1056
01:10:35,270 --> 01:10:36,937
You are the Brute Squad.

1057
01:10:36,938 --> 01:10:39,273
We need a miracle.
It's very important.

1058
01:10:39,274 --> 01:10:41,609
Look, I'm retired. And besides,

1059
01:10:41,610 --> 01:10:43,986
why would you want someone
the King's stinking son fired?

1060
01:10:43,987 --> 01:10:46,238
I might kill whoever
you wanted me to miracle.

1061
01:10:46,239 --> 01:10:48,240
He's already dead.

1062
01:10:48,241 --> 01:10:53,241
He is, huh? I'll take a look.
Bring him in.

1063
01:11:05,717 --> 01:11:10,717
I've seen worse.

1064
01:11:12,682 --> 01:11:15,142
Sir?

1065
01:11:15,143 --> 01:11:16,602
Sir? Huh?

1066
01:11:16,603 --> 01:11:18,646
We're in a terrible rush.

1067
01:11:18,647 --> 01:11:22,691
Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a
miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

1068
01:11:22,692 --> 01:11:23,901
You got money?

1069
01:11:23,902 --> 01:11:25,194
Sixty-five.

1070
01:11:25,195 --> 01:11:27,988
(SCOFFING)
I never worked for so little,

1071
01:11:27,989 --> 01:11:30,491
except once, and that was
a very noble cause.

1072
01:11:30,492 --> 01:11:33,285
This is noble, sir.

1073
01:11:33,286 --> 01:11:36,413
His wife is crippled.

1074
01:11:36,414 --> 01:11:40,167
His children are
on the brink of starvation.

1075
01:11:40,168 --> 01:11:41,835
Are you a rotten liar.

1076
01:11:41,836 --> 01:11:45,839
I need him to help avenge my
father, murdered these 20 years.

1077
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:48,676
Your first story was better.
Where's that bellows cranny?

1078
01:11:48,677 --> 01:11:51,971
He probably owes you money, huh?
Well, I'll ask him.

1079
01:11:51,972 --> 01:11:53,931
He's dead. He can't talk.

1080
01:11:53,932 --> 01:11:55,307
(SCATTING)

1081
01:11:55,308 --> 01:11:57,226
Look who knows so much, huh.

1082
01:11:57,227 --> 01:12:01,397
Well, it just so happens that your
friend here is only mostly dead.

1083
01:12:01,398 --> 01:12:04,650
There's a big difference between
mostly dead and all dead.

1084
01:12:04,651 --> 01:12:07,695
Please, open his mouth.

1085
01:12:07,696 --> 01:12:11,865
Now, mostly dead
is slightly alive.

1086
01:12:11,866 --> 01:12:15,035
Now, all dead...
Well, with all dead,

1087
01:12:15,036 --> 01:12:17,037
there's usually only one thing
that you can do.

1088
01:12:17,038 --> 01:12:18,247
What's that?

1089
01:12:18,248 --> 01:12:23,248
Go through his clothes
and look for loose change.

1090
01:12:26,423 --> 01:12:27,881
Hey!

1091
01:12:27,882 --> 01:12:30,467
Hello in there! Hey!

1092
01:12:30,468 --> 01:12:35,468
What's so important? What you got
here that's worth living for?

1093
01:12:38,810 --> 01:12:40,686
True

1094
01:12:40,687 --> 01:12:42,813
love.

1095
01:12:42,814 --> 01:12:44,398
True love. You heard him.

1096
01:12:44,399 --> 01:12:46,442
You could not ask for
a more noble cause than that.

1097
01:12:46,443 --> 01:12:50,904
Sonny, true love is the
greatest thing in the world,

1098
01:12:50,905 --> 01:12:52,406
except for a nice M.L.T.

1099
01:12:52,407 --> 01:12:53,866
A mutton, lettuce
and tomato sandwich

1100
01:12:53,867 --> 01:12:55,784
when the mutton
is nice and lean

1101
01:12:55,785 --> 01:12:57,202
and the tomato is ripe.

1102
01:12:57,203 --> 01:12:59,496
(SMACKING LIPS)
They're so perky. I love that.

1103
01:12:59,497 --> 01:13:03,167
But that's not what he said. He
distinctly said, "To blave."

1104
01:13:03,168 --> 01:13:06,545
And as we all know, "to
blave" means "to bluff." Huh?

1105
01:13:06,546 --> 01:13:08,422
So you're probably playing
cards and he cheated...

1106
01:13:08,423 --> 01:13:10,257
Liar! Liar!

1107
01:13:10,258 --> 01:13:12,009
Liar!

1108
01:13:12,010 --> 01:13:13,093
Get back, witch!

1109
01:13:13,094 --> 01:13:14,345
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!

1110
01:13:14,346 --> 01:13:15,763
But after what you just said,

1111
01:13:15,764 --> 01:13:18,140
I'm not even sure
I want to be that anymore.

1112
01:13:18,141 --> 01:13:19,475
You never had it so good.

1113
01:13:19,476 --> 01:13:21,101
"True love."
He said "true love," Max.

1114
01:13:21,102 --> 01:13:22,853
Don't say another word,
Valerie.

1115
01:13:22,854 --> 01:13:26,857
He's afraid. Ever since Prince Humperdinck
fired him, his confidence is shattered.

1116
01:13:26,858 --> 01:13:30,027
Why'd you say that name? You promised
me that you'd never say that name!

1117
01:13:30,028 --> 01:13:31,111
What, Humperdinck?

1118
01:13:31,112 --> 01:13:34,448
(SHOUTING) Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
Humperdinck!

1119
01:13:34,449 --> 01:13:35,699
Humperdinck! Humperdinck!

1120
01:13:35,700 --> 01:13:37,117
I'm not listening!

1121
01:13:37,118 --> 01:13:39,119
True love lies expiring,

1122
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:42,122
(SHUDDERING) and you don't have the
decency to say why you won't help.

1123
01:13:42,123 --> 01:13:43,332
Nobody's hearing nothing.

1124
01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:44,666
Humperdinck! Humperdinck!

1125
01:13:44,667 --> 01:13:46,168
INIGO:
This is Buttercup's true love.

1126
01:13:46,169 --> 01:13:48,962
If you heal him, he will
stop Humperdinck's wedding.

1127
01:13:48,963 --> 01:13:50,089
Humperdinck!

1128
01:13:50,090 --> 01:13:51,256
Wait, wait.

1129
01:13:51,257 --> 01:13:53,258
I make him better,
Humperdinck suffers?

1130
01:13:53,259 --> 01:13:56,470
Humiliations galore.

1131
01:13:56,471 --> 01:13:57,930
(LAUGHING)

1132
01:13:57,931 --> 01:13:59,640
(SCATTING)

1133
01:13:59,641 --> 01:14:02,768
That is a noble cause. Give me the 65.
I'm on the job.

1134
01:14:02,769 --> 01:14:07,731
(EXCLAIMS)

1135
01:14:07,732 --> 01:14:09,650
That's a miracle pill?

1136
01:14:09,651 --> 01:14:12,152
The chocolate coating
makes it go down easier.

1137
01:14:12,153 --> 01:14:15,656
But you have to wait
15 minutes for full potency.

1138
01:14:15,657 --> 01:14:18,992
And you shouldn't go in swimming
after for at least... What?

1139
01:14:18,993 --> 01:14:20,828
An hour. A good hour.
Yeah, an hour.

1140
01:14:20,829 --> 01:14:22,121
Thank you for everything.

1141
01:14:22,122 --> 01:14:23,705
Okay.

1142
01:14:23,706 --> 01:14:25,207
Bye-bye, boys.

1143
01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:27,167
Have fun storming the castle.

1144
01:14:27,168 --> 01:14:28,252
Think it'll work?

1145
01:14:28,253 --> 01:14:29,336
It would take a miracle.

1146
01:14:29,337 --> 01:14:31,213
Bye-bye! Bye!

1147
01:14:31,214 --> 01:14:36,214
(SHEEP BLEATING)

1148
01:14:37,178 --> 01:14:42,178
(GRUNTING)

1149
01:14:43,726 --> 01:14:46,478
Inigo, there's more than 30.

1150
01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:48,772
What's the difference?

1151
01:14:48,773 --> 01:14:53,026
We've got him. Help me here.

1152
01:14:53,027 --> 01:14:54,653
We'll have to force-feed him.

1153
01:14:54,654 --> 01:14:55,863
Has it been 15 minutes?

1154
01:14:55,864 --> 01:14:56,989
We can't wait.

1155
01:14:56,990 --> 01:14:58,532
The Wedding's in half an hour.

1156
01:14:58,533 --> 01:15:00,826
We must strike in the hustle
and the bustle beforehand.

1157
01:15:00,827 --> 01:15:03,454
Tilt his head back.

1158
01:15:03,455 --> 01:15:08,455
Open his mouth.

1159
01:15:09,210 --> 01:15:12,838
How long do we have to wait before
if we know if the miracle works?

1160
01:15:12,839 --> 01:15:14,298
Your guess is as good as mine.

1161
01:15:14,299 --> 01:15:17,009
I'll beat you at your part.
I'll take you both together!

1162
01:15:17,010 --> 01:15:19,928
I guess not very long.

1163
01:15:19,929 --> 01:15:21,847
Why won't my arms move?

1164
01:15:21,848 --> 01:15:23,891
You've been
mostly dead all day.

1165
01:15:23,892 --> 01:15:27,728
We had Miracle Max make a
pill to bring you back.

1166
01:15:27,729 --> 01:15:30,898
Who are you? Are we enemies?

1167
01:15:30,899 --> 01:15:33,567
Why am I on this wall?
Where is Buttercup?

1168
01:15:33,568 --> 01:15:35,319
Let me explain.

1169
01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:37,404
No, there is too much.
Let me sum up.

1170
01:15:37,405 --> 01:15:40,282
Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck
in a little less than half an hour,

1171
01:15:40,283 --> 01:15:42,576
so all we have to do is
get in, break up the wedding,

1172
01:15:42,577 --> 01:15:46,079
steal the princess, make our escape.
After I kill Count Rugen.

1173
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:48,582
That doesn't leave much time
for dilly-dallying.

1174
01:15:48,583 --> 01:15:51,919
You just wiggled your finger.
That's wonderful.

1175
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:54,963
I've always been a quick healer.
What are our liabilities?

1176
01:15:54,964 --> 01:15:59,964
There is but one working castle gate.
Come on.

1177
01:16:01,679 --> 01:16:04,598
And it is guarded by 60 men.

1178
01:16:04,599 --> 01:16:05,641
And our assets?

1179
01:16:05,642 --> 01:16:08,977
Your brains, Fezzik's
strength, my steel.

1180
01:16:08,978 --> 01:16:12,064
That's it? Impossible.

1181
01:16:12,065 --> 01:16:15,526
If I had a month to plan, maybe I could
come up with something, but this...

1182
01:16:15,527 --> 01:16:20,527
You just shook your head.
That doesn't make you happy?

1183
01:16:22,408 --> 01:16:26,703
My brains, his steel and your
strength against 60 men,

1184
01:16:26,704 --> 01:16:31,124
and you think a little head jiggle
is supposed to make me happy? Hmm?

1185
01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:35,003
If we only had a wheelbarrow,
that would be something.

1186
01:16:35,004 --> 01:16:37,339
Where did we put the
wheelbarrow the albino had?

1187
01:16:37,340 --> 01:16:39,800
Over the albino, I think.

1188
01:16:39,801 --> 01:16:43,804
Why didn't you list that among
our assets in the first place?

1189
01:16:43,805 --> 01:16:45,138
(SIGHING)

1190
01:16:45,139 --> 01:16:47,015
What I wouldn't give
for a holocaust cloak.

1191
01:16:47,016 --> 01:16:49,560
There, we cannot help you.

1192
01:16:49,561 --> 01:16:51,270
Will this do?

1193
01:16:51,271 --> 01:16:52,479
Where did you get that?

1194
01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:53,814
At Miracle Max's.

1195
01:16:53,815 --> 01:16:56,066
It fit so nice,
he said I could keep it.

1196
01:16:56,067 --> 01:17:00,988
All right, all right.
Come on. Help me up.

1197
01:17:00,989 --> 01:17:03,156
Now, I'll need a sword, eventually.
Why?

1198
01:17:03,157 --> 01:17:04,491
You can't even lift one.

1199
01:17:04,492 --> 01:17:07,244
True, but that's hardly
common knowledge, is it?

1200
01:17:07,245 --> 01:17:11,665
Thank you. Now, there may be
problems once we're inside.

1201
01:17:11,666 --> 01:17:13,875
I'll say.
How do I find the Count?

1202
01:17:13,876 --> 01:17:15,252
Once I do,
how do I find you again?

1203
01:17:15,253 --> 01:17:17,087
Once I find you again,
how do we escape?

1204
01:17:17,088 --> 01:17:19,840
Don't pester him.
He's had a hard day.

1205
01:17:19,841 --> 01:17:24,841
Right. Right. Sorry.

1206
01:17:26,681 --> 01:17:28,682
Inigo. What?

1207
01:17:28,683 --> 01:17:31,268
I hope we win.

1208
01:17:31,269 --> 01:17:34,229
HUMPERDINCK: You don't seem
excited, my little muffin.

1209
01:17:34,230 --> 01:17:35,397
Should I be?

1210
01:17:35,398 --> 01:17:38,191
Brides often are, I'm told.

1211
01:17:38,192 --> 01:17:41,403
I do not marry tonight.

1212
01:17:41,404 --> 01:17:46,404
My Westley will save me.

1213
01:17:50,121 --> 01:17:51,872
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

1214
01:17:51,873 --> 01:17:56,873
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

1215
01:18:10,975 --> 01:18:15,975
(ORGAN PLAYING)

1216
01:18:35,792 --> 01:18:37,834
(GARBLING) Marriage.

1217
01:18:37,835 --> 01:18:41,880
Marriage is what
brings us together

1218
01:18:41,881 --> 01:18:43,757
today.

1219
01:18:43,758 --> 01:18:48,261
Marriage,
that blessed arrangement,

1220
01:18:48,262 --> 01:18:50,055
that dream

1221
01:18:50,056 --> 01:18:52,808
within a dream.

1222
01:18:52,809 --> 01:18:56,436
YELLIN: Stand your ground, men!
Stand your ground!

1223
01:18:56,437 --> 01:19:01,108
(PEOPLE MURMURING)

1224
01:19:01,109 --> 01:19:03,026
YELLIN: Stand your ground!

1225
01:19:03,027 --> 01:19:06,780
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts!

1226
01:19:06,781 --> 01:19:08,073
(MEN EXCLAIMING)

1227
01:19:08,074 --> 01:19:12,077
There will be no survivors!

1228
01:19:12,078 --> 01:19:13,995
Now? Not yet.

1229
01:19:13,996 --> 01:19:18,458
My men are here, I am here,

1230
01:19:18,459 --> 01:19:22,796
but soon you will not be here.

1231
01:19:22,797 --> 01:19:27,592
Now! Light him.

1232
01:19:27,593 --> 01:19:30,053
The Dread Pirate Roberts

1233
01:19:30,054 --> 01:19:32,848
takes no survivors.

1234
01:19:32,849 --> 01:19:35,559
All your worst nightmares

1235
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:38,603
are about to come true!

1236
01:19:38,604 --> 01:19:40,647
Thenlove,

1237
01:19:40,648 --> 01:19:43,066
true love,

1238
01:19:43,067 --> 01:19:45,610
will follow you

1239
01:19:45,611 --> 01:19:47,988
forever.

1240
01:19:47,989 --> 01:19:50,741
The Dread Pirate Roberts.

1241
01:19:50,742 --> 01:19:54,745
(HOARSELY)
is here for your souls!

1242
01:19:54,746 --> 01:19:56,830
(ALL CLAMORING)

1243
01:19:56,831 --> 01:20:00,167
YELLIN: Stay where you are!
Stand and fight.

1244
01:20:00,168 --> 01:20:05,168
Stay where you are!

1245
01:20:06,466 --> 01:20:09,050
So treasure your love...

1246
01:20:09,051 --> 01:20:11,011
Skip to the end.

1247
01:20:11,012 --> 01:20:13,263
Have you the ring?

1248
01:20:13,264 --> 01:20:14,681
(RUMBLING)

1249
01:20:14,682 --> 01:20:16,516
Here comes my Westley now.

1250
01:20:16,517 --> 01:20:19,352
Fezzik, the portcullis!

1251
01:20:19,353 --> 01:20:24,353
(GRUNTING)

1252
01:20:24,358 --> 01:20:26,818
Your Westley is dead.

1253
01:20:26,819 --> 01:20:27,986
I killed him myself.

1254
01:20:27,987 --> 01:20:32,987
Then why is there fear
behind your eyes?

1255
01:20:34,952 --> 01:20:36,620
Give us the gate key.

1256
01:20:36,621 --> 01:20:38,872
I have no gate key.

1257
01:20:38,873 --> 01:20:41,333
Fezzik, tear his arms off.

1258
01:20:41,334 --> 01:20:44,211
Oh, you mean this gate key.

1259
01:20:44,212 --> 01:20:47,297
And do you,
Princess Buttercup...

1260
01:20:47,298 --> 01:20:50,550
Man and wife!
Say, "Man and wife!"

1261
01:20:50,551 --> 01:20:53,220
Man and wife.

1262
01:20:53,221 --> 01:20:58,221
Escort the bride to the honeymoon suite.
I'll be there shortly.

1263
01:20:58,518 --> 01:21:03,518
He didn't come.

1264
01:21:34,595 --> 01:21:36,847
Kill the dark one
and the giant,

1265
01:21:36,848 --> 01:21:41,268
but leave the third
for questioning.

1266
01:21:41,269 --> 01:21:46,269
(GRUNTING)

1267
01:21:50,611 --> 01:21:55,282
Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya.

1268
01:21:55,283 --> 01:22:00,283
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

1269
01:22:23,477 --> 01:22:26,271
Fezzik! I need you!

1270
01:22:26,272 --> 01:22:27,981
I can't leave him alone.

1271
01:22:27,982 --> 01:22:32,982
He's getting away from me,
Fezzik! Please!

1272
01:22:33,029 --> 01:22:33,529
Fezzik!

1273
01:22:37,116 --> 01:22:39,409
I'll be right back.

1274
01:22:39,410 --> 01:22:44,410
(GRUNTING)

1275
01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:49,169
Thank you.

1276
01:22:49,170 --> 01:22:51,004
Strange wedding.

1277
01:22:51,005 --> 01:22:54,758
Yes, a very strange wedding.

1278
01:22:54,759 --> 01:22:59,759
Come along.

1279
01:23:02,308 --> 01:23:03,850
What was that for?

1280
01:23:03,851 --> 01:23:06,186
Because you've always been
so kind to me.

1281
01:23:06,187 --> 01:23:08,021
And I won't be
seeing you again,

1282
01:23:08,022 --> 01:23:11,524
since I'm killing myself once
we reach the honeymoon suite.

1283
01:23:11,525 --> 01:23:15,028
Won't that be nice?
She kissed me!

1284
01:23:15,029 --> 01:23:20,029
(LAUGHING)

1285
01:23:56,821 --> 01:23:57,365
(GROANS)

1286
01:24:02,410 --> 01:24:05,286
Sorry, Father.

1287
01:24:05,287 --> 01:24:07,747
I tried.

1288
01:24:07,748 --> 01:24:10,542
I tried.

1289
01:24:10,543 --> 01:24:12,752
You must be
that little Spanish brat

1290
01:24:12,753 --> 01:24:15,964
I taught a lesson to
all those years ago.

1291
01:24:15,965 --> 01:24:18,591
Simply incredible.

1292
01:24:18,592 --> 01:24:22,595
Have you been chasing me your
whole life, only to fail now?

1293
01:24:22,596 --> 01:24:26,975
I think that's the worst thing
I've ever heard.

1294
01:24:26,976 --> 01:24:31,976
How marvelous.

1295
01:25:05,639 --> 01:25:08,808
WESTLEY: There's a shortage of
perfect breasts in this world.

1296
01:25:08,809 --> 01:25:11,436
It would be a pity
to damage yours.

1297
01:25:11,437 --> 01:25:16,437
Westley! Oh, Westley, darling!

1298
01:25:16,942 --> 01:25:20,403
Westley, why won't you hold me?

1299
01:25:20,404 --> 01:25:21,613
Gently.

1300
01:25:21,614 --> 01:25:22,864
At a time like this?

1301
01:25:22,865 --> 01:25:25,825
That's all you can
think to say? "Gently"?

1302
01:25:25,826 --> 01:25:27,827
Gently!

1303
01:25:27,828 --> 01:25:28,372
(GRUNTS)

1304
01:25:40,925 --> 01:25:45,925
TYRONE: Good heavens.
Are you still trying to win?

1305
01:25:47,556 --> 01:25:51,434
You've got an overdeveloped
sense of vengeance.

1306
01:25:51,435 --> 01:25:56,435
It's going to get you
into trouble someday.

1307
01:26:07,660 --> 01:26:11,996
Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya.

1308
01:26:11,997 --> 01:26:14,374
You killed my father.

1309
01:26:14,375 --> 01:26:19,375
Prepare to die.

1310
01:26:22,091 --> 01:26:26,219
Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya.

1311
01:26:26,220 --> 01:26:28,721
You killed my father.

1312
01:26:28,722 --> 01:26:33,722
Prepare to die.

1313
01:26:34,228 --> 01:26:37,105
Hello!
My name is Inigo Montoya.

1314
01:26:37,106 --> 01:26:40,024
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

1315
01:26:40,025 --> 01:26:42,777
Stop saying that!

1316
01:26:42,778 --> 01:26:45,780
(GROANS)

1317
01:26:45,781 --> 01:26:48,491
Hello!
My name is Inigo Montoya!

1318
01:26:48,492 --> 01:26:50,034
You killed my father!

1319
01:26:50,035 --> 01:26:51,995
Prepare to die. No!

1320
01:26:51,996 --> 01:26:53,830
Offer me money. Yes.

1321
01:26:53,831 --> 01:26:56,040
Power, too. Promise me that.

1322
01:26:56,041 --> 01:26:59,335
All that I have and more.
Please.

1323
01:26:59,336 --> 01:27:01,754
Offer me everything I ask for.

1324
01:27:01,755 --> 01:27:04,757
Anything you want.

1325
01:27:04,758 --> 01:27:05,925
(GROANS)

1326
01:27:05,926 --> 01:27:10,926
I want my father back,
you son of a bitch.

1327
01:27:23,819 --> 01:27:26,279
Westley,
will you ever forgive me?

1328
01:27:26,280 --> 01:27:28,823
What hideous sin
have you committed lately?

1329
01:27:28,824 --> 01:27:32,577
I got married. I didn't want to.
It all happened so fast.

1330
01:27:32,578 --> 01:27:34,120
It never happened. What?

1331
01:27:34,121 --> 01:27:35,205
It never happened.

1332
01:27:35,206 --> 01:27:36,456
But it did. I was there.

1333
01:27:36,457 --> 01:27:37,999
This old man said,
"Man and wife."

1334
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,793
Did you say, "I do"?

1335
01:27:40,794 --> 01:27:43,755
No. We sort of
skipped that part.

1336
01:27:43,756 --> 01:27:45,840
Then you're not married.

1337
01:27:45,841 --> 01:27:49,510
If you didn't say it,
you didn't do it.

1338
01:27:49,511 --> 01:27:52,430
Wouldn't you agree,
Your Highness?

1339
01:27:52,431 --> 01:27:57,185
A technicality that will
shortly be remedied.

1340
01:27:57,186 --> 01:28:01,648
But first things first.

1341
01:28:01,649 --> 01:28:03,942
To the death. WESTLEY: No!

1342
01:28:03,943 --> 01:28:07,278
To the pain.

1343
01:28:07,279 --> 01:28:09,405
I don't think I'm quite
familiar with that phrase.

1344
01:28:09,406 --> 01:28:10,698
I'll explain.

1345
01:28:10,699 --> 01:28:13,910
And I'll use small words, so that
you'll be sure to understand,

1346
01:28:13,911 --> 01:28:17,997
you Warthog-faced buffoon.

1347
01:28:17,998 --> 01:28:22,998
That may be the first time in my
life a man has dared insult me.

1348
01:28:23,212 --> 01:28:25,588
It won't be the last.

1349
01:28:25,589 --> 01:28:27,131
"To the pain" means
the first thing you lose

1350
01:28:27,132 --> 01:28:29,509
will be your feet,
below the ankles.

1351
01:28:29,510 --> 01:28:33,471
Then your hands at the wrists.
Next, your nose.

1352
01:28:33,472 --> 01:28:37,392
And then my tongue, I suppose? I
killed you too quickly the last time,

1353
01:28:37,393 --> 01:28:40,520
a mistake I don't mean
to duplicate tonight.

1354
01:28:40,521 --> 01:28:42,021
I wasn't finished!

1355
01:28:42,022 --> 01:28:44,899
The next thing you lose will be your
left eye, followed by your right.

1356
01:28:44,900 --> 01:28:48,194
And then my ears. I understand.
Let's get on with it.

1357
01:28:48,195 --> 01:28:53,195
Wrong! Your ears you keep,
and I'll tell you why.

1358
01:28:53,534 --> 01:28:57,036
So that every shriek of every
child at seeing your hideousness

1359
01:28:57,037 --> 01:28:59,539
will be yours to cherish.

1360
01:28:59,540 --> 01:29:01,791
Every babe that weeps
at your approach,

1361
01:29:01,792 --> 01:29:04,711
every woman who cries out,
"Dear, God, what is that thing?"

1362
01:29:04,712 --> 01:29:08,423
will echo in your perfect ears.

1363
01:29:08,424 --> 01:29:10,633
That is what
"to the pain" means.

1364
01:29:10,634 --> 01:29:13,177
It means I leave you
in anguish,

1365
01:29:13,178 --> 01:29:18,178
wallowing in freakish
misery forever.

1366
01:29:18,892 --> 01:29:20,727
I think you're bluffing.

1367
01:29:20,728 --> 01:29:22,603
It's possible, pig.

1368
01:29:22,604 --> 01:29:24,689
I might be bluffing.

1369
01:29:24,690 --> 01:29:27,775
It's conceivable,
you miserable, vomitous mass,

1370
01:29:27,776 --> 01:29:32,071
that I'm only lying here because
I lack the strength to stand.

1371
01:29:32,072 --> 01:29:34,699
Then again,

1372
01:29:34,700 --> 01:29:39,700
perhaps I have
the strength after all.

1373
01:29:53,344 --> 01:29:58,344
Drop your sword.

1374
01:29:59,433 --> 01:30:01,267
(SWORD DROPS)

1375
01:30:01,268 --> 01:30:06,268
Have a seat.

1376
01:30:07,191 --> 01:30:09,942
Tie him up.

1377
01:30:09,943 --> 01:30:12,236
Make it as tight as you like.

1378
01:30:12,237 --> 01:30:16,449
HUMPERDINCKI Oh.

1379
01:30:16,450 --> 01:30:18,117
Where's Fezzik?

1380
01:30:18,118 --> 01:30:20,286
I thought he was with you. No.

1381
01:30:20,287 --> 01:30:22,413
In that case...

1382
01:30:22,414 --> 01:30:23,539
Help him.

1383
01:30:23,540 --> 01:30:25,708
Why does Westley need helping?

1384
01:30:25,709 --> 01:30:27,293
INIGO: Because he has
no strength.

1385
01:30:27,294 --> 01:30:29,962
I knew it. I knew you were bluffing!
I knew he was bluffing.

1386
01:30:29,963 --> 01:30:31,881
Shall I dispatch him for you?

1387
01:30:31,882 --> 01:30:33,633
Thank you, but no.
Whatever happens to us,

1388
01:30:33,634 --> 01:30:37,011
I want him to live a long life,
alone with his cowardice.

1389
01:30:37,012 --> 01:30:38,805
FEZZIKI Inigo!

1390
01:30:38,806 --> 01:30:42,725
Inigo, where are you?

1391
01:30:42,726 --> 01:30:44,811
Oh, there you are.

1392
01:30:44,812 --> 01:30:47,647
Inigo, I saw
the prince's stables.

1393
01:30:47,648 --> 01:30:50,817
And there they were.
Four white horses.

1394
01:30:50,818 --> 01:30:55,321
And I thought, "There are four of
us, if we ever find the lady."

1395
01:30:55,322 --> 01:30:58,282
Hello, lady.

1396
01:30:58,283 --> 01:31:02,120
So I took them with me, in case
we ever bumped into each other.

1397
01:31:02,121 --> 01:31:03,996
I guess we just did.

1398
01:31:03,997 --> 01:31:07,125
Fezzik, you did
something right.

1399
01:31:07,126 --> 01:31:12,126
Don't worry,
I won't let it go to my head.

1400
01:31:29,314 --> 01:31:33,526
You know, it's very strange.

1401
01:31:33,527 --> 01:31:36,529
I have been in
the revenge business so long,

1402
01:31:36,530 --> 01:31:38,614
now that it's over,

1403
01:31:38,615 --> 01:31:42,452
I don't know what to do
with the rest of my life.

1404
01:31:42,453 --> 01:31:44,662
Have you ever
considered piracy?

1405
01:31:44,663 --> 01:31:49,663
You'd make a wonderful
Dread Pirate Roberts.

1406
01:31:59,261 --> 01:32:01,345
<i>GRANDFATHER:
"They rode to freedom.</i>"

1407
01:32:01,346 --> 01:32:05,558
<i>"And as dawn arose, Westley and
Buttercup knew they were safe."</i>

1408
01:32:05,559 --> 01:32:08,186
<i>"A wave of love
swept over them,"</i>

1409
01:32:08,187 --> 01:32:13,187
<i>"and as they reached
for each other..."</i>

1410
01:32:13,192 --> 01:32:14,734
What? What?

1411
01:32:14,735 --> 01:32:18,821
No, it's kissing again.
You don't want to hear that.

1412
01:32:18,822 --> 01:32:22,533
L...l don't mind so much.

1413
01:32:22,534 --> 01:32:25,828
Okay.

1414
01:32:25,829 --> 01:32:29,457
<i>"Since the invention of the kiss,
there have been five kisses"</i>

1415
01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:32,960
<i>"that were rated the most
passionate, the most pure."</i>

1416
01:32:32,961 --> 01:32:37,961
<i>"This one left them all behind."</i>

1417
01:32:40,302 --> 01:32:44,305
"The end."

1418
01:32:44,306 --> 01:32:47,433
Now, I think
you ought to go to sleep.

1419
01:32:47,434 --> 01:32:51,270
Okay.

1420
01:32:51,271 --> 01:32:53,481
Okay.

1421
01:32:53,482 --> 01:32:53,982
Okay.

1422
01:32:57,611 --> 01:33:00,196
Okay.

1423
01:33:00,197 --> 01:33:04,450
All right.

1424
01:33:04,451 --> 01:33:07,912
Solong.

1425
01:33:07,913 --> 01:33:08,457
Grandpa?

1426
01:33:12,376 --> 01:33:17,376
Maybe you could come over and
read it again to me tomorrow.

1427
01:33:18,298 --> 01:33:23,298
As you wish.

1428
01:35:20,599 --> 01:35:21,249
<i>(STORYBOOK LOVE PLAYING)</i>

1429
01:35:22,130 --> 01:35:26,926
<i>Come my love
I'll tell you a tale.</i>

1430
01:35:26,927 --> 01:35:31,927
<i>Of a boy and girl
and their love story.</i>

1431
01:35:32,391 --> 01:35:37,391
<i>And how he loved her
Oh, so much.</i>

1432
01:35:37,521 --> 01:35:42,521
<i>And all the charms
she did possess.</i>

1433
01:35:43,026 --> 01:35:48,026
<i>Now this did happen
once upon a time.</i>

1434
01:35:48,365 --> 01:35:53,365
<i>When things were not so complex.</i>

1435
01:35:53,453 --> 01:35:58,290
<i>And how he worshipped
the ground she walked.</i>

1436
01:35:58,291 --> 01:36:00,793
<i>And when he looked in her eyes.</i>

1437
01:36:00,794 --> 01:36:04,296
<i>He became obsessed.</i>

1438
01:36:04,297 --> 01:36:09,297
<i>My love is like
a storybook story.</i>

1439
01:36:09,469 --> 01:36:14,469
<i>But it's as real
as the feelings I feel.</i>

1440
01:36:14,891 --> 01:36:19,891
<i>My love is like
a storybook story.</i>

1441
01:36:20,313 --> 01:36:25,313
<i>But it's as real
as the feelings I feel.</i>

1442
01:36:25,861 --> 01:36:30,861
<i>It's as real
as the feelings I feel.</i>

1443
01:36:40,542 --> 01:36:45,542
<i>"He said, " Don't you know
I love you, oh, so much.</i>

1444
01:36:46,965 --> 01:36:51,385
<i>"And lay my heart
at the foot of your dress?"</i>

1445
01:36:51,386 --> 01:36:56,386
<i>"She said, " Don't you know
that storybook loves.</i>

1446
01:36:57,809 --> 01:37:02,809
<i>"Always have a happy ending?"</i>

1447
01:37:03,231 --> 01:37:08,231
<i>Then he swooped her up
just like in the books.</i>

1448
01:37:08,320 --> 01:37:13,320
<i>And on his stallion
they rode away.</i>

1449
01:37:13,575 --> 01:37:18,575
<i>My love is like
a storybook story.</i>

1450
01:37:18,872 --> 01:37:23,872
<i>But it's as real
as the feelings I feel.</i>

1451
01:37:24,169 --> 01:37:29,169
<i>My love is like
a storybook story.</i>

1452
01:37:29,591 --> 01:37:34,591
<i>But it's as real
as the feelings I feel.</i>

1453
01:37:35,222 --> 01:37:40,222
<i>It's as real
as the feelings I feel</i>